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Syobon Action on the handheld, with the full 8 worlds (considering the difficulty now...8 worlds would make I Wanna Be The Guy look easy O_O)

At 2/1/09 11:02 AM, desert116 wrote: I made it to the castle! W00t!

lucky those purp shrooms weren't 1 block space over or you woulda been f-cked

Whatever you do, don't get lost in Japan, crazy shit goes down over there.

Out of EVERYTHING on this entire page, only Gilneas has a remote chance of entering the game, even then Metzen himself said "we forgot about Gilneas...."

At 2/5/09 05:53 PM, spireleo wrote: the game sucks and so does everyone who plays it

Read the "trollbitch" bit above.

who said he never played it? he probly only played the crappy non-member part of it

eh true, but that doesn't change the fact that the guy made a whole friggen thread just to say a game sucks, which is fine until you inject a bunch of curse-words for the heck of it.

At 2/4/09 02:39 AM, Melzaar wrote: I think people should shut the fuck up about runescape, it has shit graphics what do you think of this poofter game.

Ugh, trollbitch, complaining about a game you never played, atop posting.

"GET OFF MY RIDGE YA VIET CONG BASTADS!"

Rockman DASH, aka Megaman Legends, combine 1 and 2 into a single game as a super update.

Majesty, fantasy Kingdom Sim, admit it, you liked it.

Final Fantasy 7, because it's inevitable.

Oh, wait...Inevitable?

At 2/2/09 07:09 PM, akmeteor wrote:

At 2/2/09 07:07 PM, xXxDisturbedSoulxXx wrote: Really?
Wow. I didn't like as much as the other ones.

Yeah, and the funny thing is I'm not even trolling. I just couldn't stand it.

The fanboys screaming ZOMBIE MODE PWNS!!!! didn't help at all.

Please, PLAY the game you are complaining about.

The worst game I've ever played has got to be Chronicles of narnia for the GBA (Think a copy of the GBA Lord of the Rings rpg's except without even being an rpg)

At 1/31/09 10:57 PM, Achilles2 wrote:

At 1/31/09 10:54 PM, Zetvirus55 wrote:

At 1/31/09 10:49 PM, xports wrote:

At 1/31/09 10:48 PM, Girthyness wrote: I'm not attracted to any women whose been a man once.

Or are currently a man.

Or are part-man

Or will be a man.

Or a man who is now a woman

Okay, your examples of "good old Xbox games" made me lol a bit.

There are (semi) working emulators for the original Xbox on the net now, so have a ball.

You think the real Syobon Action (Also known as Evil Cat Mario) is hard?

Try beating the completely random (literally, it's never the same thing twice) world zero mode.

Press 0 instead of enter at the start screen

At 2/1/09 04:29 AM, Aci6 wrote:

At 2/1/09 04:19 AM, homor wrote:

At 1/31/09 09:39 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: Nordic Mythology?

Dwarf-a-mon.

can strangle opponents with hand that grows out of his beard.

Vikingmon, can salvage, pillage and rape the female pokemon in the party and take any gold he finds.
Ultimate.

I really just wanna post Amon Amarth lyrics and see where this goes.

At 1/31/09 10:49 PM, xports wrote:

At 1/31/09 10:48 PM, Girthyness wrote: I'm not attracted to any women whose been a man once.

Or are currently a man.

Or are part-man

At 1/31/09 09:23 PM, Peacekid wrote: I mean every possible 'type' of pokemon - elements, emotions, time, space, etc etc.

They made poke-god, so there isnt much else

Besides the Raichu...

Adding an extremely violent breakdance-fighter Raichu

Inside joke, you will never get it

Kingdom Hearts: see if you can say this number correctly Days
Megahardtoplayonanemulator Zero
Metroid, Still without Metroids
Duke Nukem Forever

Warcraft 3.
Murloc RPG (I spent a whole damn summer on that one game! WTH was I thinking?)

Zero, without question

Syobon Action in Haiku:

I run to the pipe

I meet death by a damn blob

attempt number twelve

Hmm, I'm not sure about this one. I liked the game play and the deep background story (heartless vs nobodies) but the fact that they made you replay old Disney movies with no big originality added to it, destroyed the game quite a bit.
Not to speak about Chains of memory where you basically replay the first game only swapping the word heart with memory.

Wait, did you even play any of the games? Or just read about them on wikipedia?

I'd suggest RaidenX or Frantic (on kongregate)

There was a game mode in Bomberman: DS, in which you had to yell 'BOMB!' into the mic in order to gain an upper hand.
Yeah, try playing that at an airport.

Hell, the fact that it has "bomb" in the title alone makes it suicidal to bring it.

At 1/30/09 09:54 PM, ragingfred wrote: crisis, then people will steal your laptop if they know it can run it.

haha lol, so true

Sigma Star Saga for the GBA...they just had to put the barely clothed alien chick on full display for 3 title screens...

Syobon Action, though that ones just for drawing a bunch of WTF looks.

Cell phone Kingdom Hearts (there was an unofficial one before KH:Coded), apparently having Disney characters involved in the game must reflect on every aspect of it.

Kingdom Hearts: reCOM
Megaman MH X
The inevitable, epic, long awaited remake of Final Fantasy 7 (oh wait...)

Original Paper Mario
Original Mario and Luigi
And Super Mario Land

At 1/29/09 11:41 AM, JKMonkey wrote: Nay, when it wetfrom Tech TV to G4 TV, it was all about video games, now, its some games, and a bunch of other crap non related to video games (Ninja Warrior, Spaceballs, Wacked Out Videos etc.). Its basically another Spike TV

At least Ninja Warrior is good, but showing Star Trek 14 goddamn hours a day when the channel is about video games? Who's genius idea was that?

Ripoff from the Christian Our Father prayer. Actually make up a custom prayer/whatever before just editing all/most of the words please?

That's the joke damnit!