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At 3/2/09 11:39 AM, Gooroon wrote: HaloWars is a total fucked up game its nothing like the other its worthless and its just a stupid fucking spinoff.

played the demo?

It's in the game. You keep clicking the units and they say something snotty. Do it to the sorceress and she eventually says "For end of the world spell, press control alt delete."

Shit, I knew I shoulda kept quiet

At 2/28/09 11:46 PM, tehconcept wrote: 1. Well since January 2008 the only 360 AAA is Gears 2 and it got lower score than the first one .......

Take the loudest laugh you've heard in your life and add a 0 to the end of the decibel count.

2. Plus one by one 360 receive flop title ( Halo Wars.......... Too Human )

Your examples sicken me

3. And it seems MS already knew about how terrible their hardware is but still have the guts to release this faulty console about a year early to compete with Sony & Nintendo........... Desperate much ?

Red Rings are not anywhere near as common as the internet tells you

4. They still don`t want to support Blu-ray after suppporting a dead format ( HDDVD ).......

Touche, you made a good point.

5. In a desperate act to compete with 2 gaming giants they pay 3rd party dev for exclusive game, exclusive dlc, timed exclusive and making exclusive game to be multiplat but seems it still not working ................

Would you rather they copy the other 2?

6. They have a weak first party game. Even their internal dev decide to part away for them.............

Ah christ, keep away from wikipedia please

At 3/1/09 09:34 AM, Jerich0 wrote: The newer ones are terrible like 12 and 11. Thirteen hasn't even come out yet and its going to be terrible. 7-10 where the good ones.

Never, EVER complain about an unreleased game

At 3/1/09 07:14 AM, agnryscotsman wrote: to cast the "End of the world" spell, press Ctrl+alt+delete.

Noob, it's alt+f4

Also tip for any gametype, Firelord's Incinerate negates any other damage enhancing spell. So don't be picking up any items with him.

At 3/1/09 09:30 AM, Jerich0 wrote: Still the best game of all time

Lets make a list people, There is NO "Best Game of all Time", it's all opinion.

Well actually, the best game ever is *convenient distraction*.

ERAGON

Lets see

Negastolemybike

or

Beepbeepimajeep

The power needed to run it?

Try the power to make the startup screen dude.

It just ain't happening.

Syobon Action on 0-mode

At 2/19/09 03:18 AM, elliott20 wrote: I suddenly feel like having some troll jerky. Anybody else feel like having some troll jerky?

I'd love some

At 2/18/09 08:31 PM, JKMonkey wrote:

At 2/18/09 08:02 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: Oh hey lol

wow, i cant wait to see the Catholic League and Fox News rant about this one

ill make the popcorn

I'll get the drinks, might as well keep tabs on this shit

At 2/18/09 03:12 PM, deathofghosts wrote: back in the day it was zelda MM for the N64 but then i beat it so its now kingdom hearts chain of memorys

even on RR mode with only one hand its still not the hardest dude

That's what she said

At 2/16/09 11:45 AM, Supermatx1 wrote: Halo: I haven't seem like 100 expansions packs or whatever. I still think that Halo is like GTA. In fact,
the Halo cow is so fat that it can barely stand!

Google Halo and if you can find 2 expansion packs, let alone 100, you win.

Zelda: No spinoffs, Why are we complaining?! Every game is different. Even though this games don't sell pretty well compared to Mario.

Aahahaahahahaha.

Final fantasy: Generally not bad, new gameplay stuff in new games.But FF7, those 5 games of compilations were disgusting.

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mario: Usually nice (Paper Mario), but another times, ridiculously (Mario Party).

Find me a bad Mario game, I'm serious.

Pokemon: Here is bad, the Pokemon cow is so thin that can barely stand! Puzzle games, 3d games, expansions games, pizza delivering games. It's ridiculous

See the above caps-locked laughing

Sonic: Do I have to talk it?

Touche

At 2/16/09 06:23 PM, Zetvirus55 wrote:

At 2/16/09 01:21 PM, mariic wrote: I think ther should be a Wii adaptation of Pico's school because it could have some extras n stuff.

Wii: Family friendly
Pico: Opposite

Let me add that Nintendo would never go for it

At 2/16/09 01:21 PM, mariic wrote: I think ther should be a Wii adaptation of Pico's school because it could have some extras n stuff.

Wii: Family friendly
Pico: Opposite

At 2/16/09 12:47 PM, LTmatt wrote:

At 2/16/09 11:47 AM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: Man I miss this...

Hah, I remember that.

Almost seems better in retrospect, doesn't it?

Better than the ingame scene you mean? If so, hell yes.

At 2/15/09 03:49 PM, Bl00dRedKnife wrote:

At 2/15/09 12:14 PM, slothfromabove wrote: cause the ablility to play any game on any machine is a bad thing?
convenience and not having to suck your moms purse dry for your leet uberPC is the true marker of a real game. I bet every game co that has to muck around with physical distribution and cut out half its potential market with spec is licking themselves over being a 'real game'

I think I love you.

A-Fuckin-Men to that, downloaded or browser based games (or hell, media in general) have just as much potential to kick ass as anything else, in fact, this is where everything is going in the future. It's just that most companies are stuck in the old times of physical-disk media.

At 2/16/09 10:40 AM, SonixAurora wrote: Does Anyone Like Playing This? I Got My 11 Year Old Daughter Into It! Shes A Real Witch Hunter Now!

...bad parent....BAD PARENT

11 year olds+M rated zombie games=not good at all

Unless your daughter is one of those kids that can handle that shit...

Its official, this thread has turned into a bunch of guys who picked up an xbox controller once in their lives ragging on Halo.

I'm timing you guys on the lock

Halo 1: Pretty good.

Halo 2: Freaking awesome, listen to "Earth City" just once, on a side note, can anyone find me "Follow" (the song on The Arbiter level when you're in the Banshee) without the stupid guy shouting "FOOOOLOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW....FOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOLLOOOOOOOOOOOOWW YEAAAAAAAHH" in during the guitar solo?

Halo 3: Truly captures the epic scope of the game, somewhat offset by the repeat of the piano fanfare tune in between the looping of almost every song.

At 2/15/09 04:12 PM, AudioGmez wrote: FRANCHISE MILKING!
Some games such as the Spyro the dragon series, Tomb Raider, Mario and Sonic
theese games have been overdone changed amd turned into a pile of shit and even worse they used to be good

Spyro was good when it was back with Insomniac, all the ones not made by Insomniac suck with a capital f---ing S, the Legend-reboot is mediocre, but passable.

Tomb Raider...no comment.

Mario...Have to disagree there Mario is doing good.

Sonic...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH......
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH!!!!!

if god lives in the sky and it rain does it means he is peeing on us

no, he's just taking a shower. And when it's foggy, he's lighting up. Yes, god gets high, just look at his creations such as the platypus or human beings.

and when it's snowing he has dandruff

Then what the fuck is hail!?

Well, I was coming home today from my girlfriend's house, nothing out of the ordinary. A usual weekend ritual. I went over, we exchanged Valentine's day gifts, and basically did the normal thing.

nudge nudge, wink wink.

But I noticed, everytime I come home I feel sick. My stomach usually hurts and i'm really hungry (note I do eat whenever i'm there).

If taken out of context...

It keeps reocurring, and it bothers me.

O_O lack of protection?

Problem being, there can never be this kind of spoiler without some kind of catch.

Sure this chick might be dead, but maybe she left something behind that will help...ALOT.
Or maybe (Don't get your hopes up) she's alive.
Maybe the tombstone is a red herring.

At 2/12/09 03:46 PM, ragingfred wrote: he got disbarred a long time a go friend.

disbarred means he can no longer be a lawyer.

problem being he is still trying

At 10/18/08 06:54 PM, Leo625 wrote: I read it a really long time ago and really liked it but forgot how it ended. I just remember being disappointed he was actually just a spoiled richboy.

same, it really killed the whole thing

At 2/8/09 10:22 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: Syobon action really isn't hard. It has completely random death spots and it's hilarious to try and beat, but once you get past all the traps you can go through the whole game in one life.

not on 0 mode

1. Yes, it is lag, the people's connection is not the only factor.
2. No damage? Really now...
3. Clipping issues with sniper bullets in H3 have been around for a long time now (just no blood).

lol, platinum's been in the works for over a year, the rest, you probably hit a hoax or a ROM Hack by those names.