The Aquarium? Why?

I can think of so many better things to do around the city.

At 11/10/09 09:25 PM, Knox wrote: I'm alive, and i still like to suck blue clay and cocks, and i still like to make out with legendary frog, etc.

Making out with Legendary Frog is soooo 2004.

I did coke with Dr. Frank'n'furter.

Either one is fine, depends on how twisted you want to get.

It's not enjoyable though. Imagine playing Max Payne, except only the noir comics and nightmare sequence levels for several hours.

I've actually have friends know who "Zerostar" was, without them realizing that I was Zerostar. That was back when I was doing Dailytoons, but I still get it once in a while. Kind of odd, I never really thought people gave a fuck about Dailytoons, let alone the SS or Newgrounds for that matter.

At 10/25/09 10:49 PM, Punkboyben wrote: The best pizza i've ever had was in some small place in Italy, in Sorrento. The name escapes me.

The name escapes you? But, how? After all those many years meeting almost daily in that little pizza place, how could you forgot? Or have you forgotten about all the times we held hands and told each other about how we were both madly in love? How could you forget those cold, winter nights we spent huddled in that pizza place, with you arms around me and combing your fingers through my hair, feeding me pizza.

Do you remember how we met? You were working in the pizza place, and I, a young boy, walked in and asked for a pizza. I had never had a pizza before, and all of the boys at school were talking all about it. I remember experiencing what an erection was for the first time, when I saw your wide body, the moustache, and the salt and pepper hair. I knew from the grease stains on your shirt that you were a real guido. You said you were from Long Island, and that you traveled to Italy to study the arts, but you wound up running a pizza place.

I was so excited when you asked me to see you after you closed shop. I snuck out of my mom and dad's room and hurried off to the pizza place. It was so cool learning about pizza cutters, pizza dough, tomato sauce, and my sexuality. When your large, mature cock entered my ass, I never felt more a live. The pain hurt so good, and I asked for more. When I downed your hot load all over my face, I came myself almost instantly.

The next few years, I grew up attached to your dick. One day, it was my 14th birthday, you told me that I had grown up, and that I was too old for you. I understood, perhaps it's a thing of maturity, learning to part ways with a loved one. I had reached such an age.

But now I'm 20, you haven't called in 6 years, I still have trouble walking, and you don't even remember the fucking pizza place?! Do you even remember me?!

Oh I hope they read missed connections!!!

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/14 26458278.html

At 9/30/09 03:35 PM, GiantDouche wrote: I never trust IMDB for movie reviews. It's a lot like the NG voting system. If they didn't like it they give it the lowest possible rating. If they thought it was good they give it the highest possible rating.

Well rotten tomatoes is just as polarized: it's either "Rotten" or "Fresh". And as for critics being an authority on films, if you read a lot of reviews, some of these critics have jammed their head so far up their asses because they like the smell of their own crap.

Personally, I'm big on movies, and I have a fairly large movie collection at home. Before I go to see a movie in theaters, I check BOTH imdb and rotten tomatoes. They both have their problems, so relying on one source to see whether or not a movie is good seems kind of foolish.

I don't think it has to do with racism so much as it has to do with reputation. Certain directors/producers make a string of shitty films, and people are ready to bash the next one coming. I'm sorry, but Tyler Perry doesn't exactly have the greatest filmography, though it is sad that people aren't treating this one fairly.

If Uwe Boll made a movie that was actually decent, most people would tear it apart regardless due to his colorful history of terrible films.

yeah we need a real-time stream of stupid.

At 9/30/09 01:30 AM, snapper5 wrote: want to know why cigs are legal and weed isn't?

government can't tax weed

Kind of true. They tried with the Marihuana Tax Act (yes, it's spelt like that) before prohibition, and it didn't work.

At 9/28/09 04:26 PM, 5lip5tr3am3r wrote: In fact the jury is still out on whether Marijuana is harmless or not. Recent studies have linked super strength "skunk" weed with the onset of schizophrenia in some heavy smokers, so it might not be as harmless as some people think it is.

At 9/24/09 09:15 AM, Aci6 wrote:

At 9/22/09 02:20 PM, michelinman wrote: Weed is practically harmless.

You remain ignorant to what proves you wrong.

I think a lot of findings reveal both good and bad things, but a lot of prior claims were shown to be false. I really think we should do away with prohibition because it's expensive and isn't working, but instead spend that money on research and education.

DAILYTOONS WAS THE ORIGINAL.

Oh hi.

College.

I figured if I were ridiculously rich, I would buy a skyscraper in midtown Manhattan and convert it into low-income housing and watch white flight in action :o

At 9/28/09 03:59 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Hur dur. Good one. Maybe your office is all good about that stuff, but a lot aren't.

The internet is serious business.

I'm derailing this thread:

What's your favorite hard liquor?

At 9/28/09 03:54 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: You know what really sucks? If your employer sees some of that shit on myspace or facebook and sees that you are drinking, making out, ect. they will fire your ass on the spot, so be careful what pictures you post on the web.

Remember kiddies: Nothing is private online, and if you delete a picture, I guarantee you it's still online somewhere.

I have pictures of me in drag on FB. My coworkers saw it, shared with everyone, and complimented me on my legs. I think people who look at that shit for business are just as immature as the people who post stupid shit.

Would it be wrong to clone yourself as the opposite sex and fuck yourself?

Don't knock heroin until you try it !!!!!!

Hello, hello!

Apparently the Post promoted using absurdity at the counter-protests to take away attention, which is basically what I intended on doing except their suggestions are borderline retarded (eat an ice cream cone very messily? dress at a Whig? what?)

I've already got things in motion for a lot of performances on Saturday. Just two rules: A. we're spreading a message of love, peace and tolerance, and B. There is no WBC protest going on, they don't exist.

My coworker is in on it, and he's been trying to organize anti-protests with a lot of Jewish organizations. My protest might actually happen, so I'll keep you guys updated.

At 9/24/09 11:02 PM, Guardian-Angel wrote:
THat actually sounds like a great idea, and I strongly support it. Also, what year did you graduate, bro? I didn't know Newgrounds had Tech alumni, that's pretty awesome.

I graduated '07, my brother is graduating '10 (Joey, the tall bass player kid, if you know him). I was in the media major, which is actually a difficult major if anyone in it bothered to do the work for it. Though Asher changed a lot of shit.

I'm going to Hunter now, where I work as a computer technician. Tomorrow's my birthday, so I'm going to try to collect money for a chicken suit for this "protest".

I'm a tech alumni. They're going to other places as well.

I'm organizing an anti-protest based on the principle that people say we should ignore them: We distract people from them. I'm trying to get in touch with performance artists or people willing to do something ridiculous for the sake of taking away media attention from them and placing it on a greater spectacle: the anti-protest.

I'm getting in touch with any tech alumni, bthschat, my brother (a senior at tech) wants his band to play in the street. etc.

The mochi ads are included by the artist. If they want to put an ad in their flash cartoons so they can make some money off of their work, they should be free to. Just shut up and click "Skip Ad" like a good boy.

The best mics you can get are XLR, but then that would mean getting a computer interface to use it and would basically be useless unless you were doing audio production. USB mics are the best otherwise. I recommend Plantronics. Even though they're meant for gaming, they are great headsets.

Other than that, I forgot the brand I have. It's just a basic USB stand-up computer mic. Great quality though. Definitely go USB.

Oh yeah it also helps that I have my own Manhattan studio a couple blocks away from campus. And I do contact juggling, so I usually have cute girls coming up to me and telling me how cool it is.

My problem really has been drama with my ex, and basically I decided I wasn't going to do anything until I sorted it. It's somewhat sorted now (she committed herself yesterday), so I think I'm free to do what I want.

They're at my college.

Hunter College has a student population of around 21k, with around 70% of this population being female.

At 9/24/09 01:39 PM, andhination wrote: Loving the irony.

What irony? This food is delicious!

waaaaaaaaaaaaat

Yeah I know like she added me on facebook the other day so I feel accomplished :)

Apple machines are novelty machines in my eyes. They don't do much useful that a Windows machine can do better anyways. Yes, Windows machines are a pain in the ass, but then again 9 times out of 10, an issue with a Windows machine is a level 8 issue (between the keyboard and the chair).

Either way, I prefer Linux.

At 9/24/09 01:36 PM, andhination wrote:
Dude, that shit is jokes. Any retard can figure that out. Way to bring irrelevant things into it though, well done, shows your massive intelligence levels.

Like feeding a troll shows yours?

I saw this girl today. I didn't talk to her. :'(