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At 6/9/10 09:06 PM, Nexev wrote: I'm joining, while my RPG taste migrated to DF and MQ they are similar enough.

Post character page/stats and you're in

At 6/9/10 06:49 PM, ketchupninja wrote:

and the XP req. for level 45 is 8020. You're welcome :).

I appreciate it, maybe i can use this and the level up values of my current level to figure if there is some algorithm they use for xp requirements.

Also, more directed at CTM, what do you suppose i should do as far as builds are concerned?

Does anybody know what the XP requirements are for each level are? I want to figure out how much gold i will have if i keep doing vince's maze until level 90 (currently level 26)

Guys! Quick! The clock crew is down! post galaxies!

The fact that you are saying everything you are saying right now just goes to show you did't even know why you were an atheist to begin with. Blind lack of faith is just as stupid as blind faith.

sorry for triple post, but omg, so much has changed since i was on. I remember the darksplatter spell being only 1000 tokens and now its 10,000??!! how can anybody get that w/o buying z-tokens with rl money?

forgot to post my character page http://aq.battleon.com/build30/charview.
asp?temp=72554706

Hey, haven't been in this club for a while since my aq character got hacked (it was lvl 95 guardian with nearly all uber sets too) and well now i have a new character and i was wondering what build seems to be in the meta-game these days.

You can't sue on grounds of personal retardation.

Answer: DMT.

As presented by Joe Rogan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grcqs9cDu N8

Gentlemen, there is no doubt we will see resistance from fierce adversaries such as the alien blob the pokemon muk but we must understand that this is our only hope.

As an earlier user pointed out, we have the possibility of fire hurricane. Our agents have concluded that this was the work of elite Cuban sabotage agents, who anticipated the shitty weather that New Orleans frequently gets, and has set the trap for a future fire hurricane.

Aside from our earlier course of action, what shall we do?

There is quite a simple answer to solving the BP oil spill. All we have to do is find the Planeteers and by their powers combined of fire, earth, wind, water, and heart be able to form CAPTAIN PLANET.

Here are the projected results:

light a bowl and try to take as many hits before the missle hits.

At 6/6/10 03:16 PM, SouthAsian wrote:

At 6/6/10 03:14 PM, zero-gravity wrote: No ban history can beat the ban history of sirtom93, not only did he get perma-banned from NG, but he also got banned in life for a post.

No competition.

Holy shit he got perma banned?

Oh, indeed i was mistaken, (though i could have sworn that death threats to children could warrant perma-bans), but you have to admit that the whole "banned from life" really does rack him up some points on th ban charts.

No ban history can beat the ban history of sirtom93, not only did he get perma-banned from NG, but he also got banned in life for a post.

No competition.

Correct me if i'm wrong, but i think i have near 15-20 bans which are mostly a mix of things. I haven't gotten a ban in a VERY long time.

........right........?

Shall you join me in my daily ritual of Wake n' Bake? **takes hit**
For every person that sparks a bowl with me, thats how many more bowls i will spark, just for them.

pshhht, ive seen BBR do that 4x over and not break a sweat.

Many of you probably saw the topic of this post and immediately thought "what an idiot for trying to find serious advice about relationships on the internet." and rightfully so, but this is besides the points, because I'm just going to have to hope that the small portion of Newgrounds that actually is mature and useful will help me.

With that out of the way, I need your help NG. There is this girl I used to like who is two years older than me who i knew for 4 years and who I was going to ask to a homecoming dance as a freshman. What happened was that I had sent her brother an email saying if it was cool with him because he wasn't happy with the fact that I liked his sister at the time. She unfortunately saw this email and got pissed at me. I tried apologizing, but I fear i expresses myself in a too melodramatic almost borderline creepy way. Anyway she started to ignore me and so since them I haven't talked much to either of them. Well recently I've started catching up with her brother again and we're all cool, but now this is where you come in: How can I make amends with her in the classiest, casual, and best way so that we can be friends again?

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7WXoMp8E ws&feature=related

Alright, I want to get a super trippy wallpaper for my comp but so far google has failed me. Post your trippiest wallpaper.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/36999483/

Kids, this is why we are such grammar nazis. One typo could end the world economy.

Here is another one. Why can we conclude that starving africa is full of mathematicians?

Because they obviously find it irrational to keep the roots on the bottom.

At 5/6/10 08:26 PM, Ejit wrote: What did the mathematician say after dinner?

I over ate...... NICE!

At 5/6/10 08:25 PM, dx5231 wrote:
That's what is funny. Math jokes are shit.

No class; Mine was equally as racist and yet cleverly integrated with mathematics. >:(

Tell your best nerdy math jokes. Here is mine:

How do you calculate the difference of food between 2 Africans and 3 Africans?

Quadratic expansion

It lets you turn binomials into trinomials, but it all equals zero anyway

Hint to those of you who are slow: binomials sounds like (bi-no-meals)

Im sorry, but this one just makes me proud to be a gamer.

At 4/14/10 12:30 PM, Musician wrote:

You say this despite the empirical evidence to the contrary. Democracy has proven itself in practice to be an effective regulator of government (and in turn, business). I say this speaking comparatively of course, no system is perfect, but just look at the work conditions in the 20's-40's and compare them to what they are today. They were terrible; in the more extreme cases we had child laborers being killed or maimed by machinate they had no business operating the first place.

In the late 1930's people got fed up and democratically elected FDR who imposed regulations of the free market as was the will of the people. Working conditions got better.

That's just one example of countless times in history when democracy has effectively regulated society. Are there times when this system has failed? Undoubtedly! But no system is ever going to be perfect once humans get involved; that's the unfortunate reality.

Eh, i would disagree. You have to look at why FDR was elected. He promised an immediate solution to the country's financial crisis. That's why he got elected. His New Deal in my oppinion was a fail because not only was the recovery slow, but then the market crashed again in 1936. Child Labor wasn't banned until 1938, which means it was FDR's second term and thus irrelevant. If anything, FDR is an example of Democracy failing in the respect that people didn't vote for sound policies or for logical reasons, they voted for hope allowing FDR to push his agenda w/o the public realizing what that agenda was or if it was good for them or not.

So i am playing this game where my character does 400-600 dps, but that doesn't take into account crits. If they have a 20% to do 2x damage, a 35% to do 2x damage and a 30% to do 5x damage, then how much is their adjusted dps? They dont stack and it works where the highest damage crit that is taken into account (i.e. if you were to 2x crit at the exact time you were to 5x crit, only the 5x crit would count).

At 4/13/10 09:41 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Alright, I'm thinking pirate-ninja sodomites team up with al-qaeda to resurrect Hitler in order to capture the President's daughter and hold her for ransom. Here's the twist though, that's really just a diversion while communist zombie-warlocks gain access to America's nuclear arsenal using technology granted to them by Neptunians who are really human criminals from the future who were exiled in the past.

This....... This........ is truly the stuff of gods!! It's so beautiful! I bow to your literary genius.