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This is the Trance Crew.... cool, now that we are done with introductions, lets look the rules (yes guys, we need rules):

1. No flaming/trolling/being a douche/etc. The last thing we need is people arguing about arrangement of sounds or if weed is good for you, i get that enough in my daily life as it is.

2. Try to stick to talking about trance: Yes, i understand there is a culture associated w/ trance and i understand if you have the sudden urge to talk about drugs, or free thinking, etc. Fine. But i dont need somebody telling me about how awesome that Kings of Leon concert was, cause honestly, i dont give a shit, and nobody else who is in the TRANCE CREW does either. Also, dont be a bitch and call someone out for talking about techno, its like trances removed cousin.

3. Only if it is direly important or it pertains to the discussion at hand, refrain from talking about album art. That kind of discussion goes here.

Now here are things you are encouraged to do

-talk about aritists/bands/songs/concerts/albums/etc .
-talk about your own compositions and see if other can help you out and vice versa
-eventually, if you feel like you want to do it, arrange NG meet-ups to go to trance concerts.

Viva el Trance. That is all

Hey guys, i haven't posted in a while since i had my account stolen. Well the guy who the hacker sold it too just messaged me and said he is willing to give it back for something in return. If any of you guys have an account of some value you dont use anymore, plz just pm the username and password.

Hey guys, i haven't posted in a while since i had my account stolen. Well the guy who the hacker sold it too just messaged me and said he is willing to give it back for something in return. If any of you guys have an account of some value you dont use anymore, plz just pm the username and password.

For reference:

Orange: us
Blue: Ebaums
Dark Green: Wiki
Red: 4chan.

At 9/29/09 10:13 PM, TheStonePilot wrote: We need to send a small regiment of soldiers that will pretend to attack eBaum, then lead Ebaums forces to 4chan's territory where they will be slaughtered. Then, while they are engaged in battle, we need to break through the thin ranks and head into India, will we will camp down and build a shipyard. We should also open up relations with Wikipedia and see if we can't form an alliance of some sort.

But if we move to the south east, we will put ourselves right in the middle of the armies of Ebaums and wikipedia, making us a VERY vulnerable target. But then again, those troops are goners anyway.

At 9/29/09 10:11 PM, akmeteor wrote: I love Risk, also go FOR AFRICA!!!

No, as you can see 4chan has several cannons along its borders, making it almost impenetrable, let Ebaums try to take and maybe they will burn each other out.

Alright, currently we are surrounded by Ebaums to the west, 4chan to the south, and Wikipedia to the south-east. Ebaums has control of all of northern Asia and are fronting an assault on our ranks as we speak. Obviously we dont have a enough turns to escape or man up for this assault. We could retreat to the south but as you can see despite 4chan's spread ranks, they are currently holding Africa with cannans and are receiving a troop bonus from having all of Africa and South America. The troops mustered in the southeast by Wikipedia is even more massive to than the one ebaums has massed. I propose therefore that we strike to the north west against the scattered forces Wikipedia. Despite the two cannons on greenland i think if we get lucky we can outroll them with the calvery we have and plus for this turn we get a troop bonus. From there we can try to sweep North America is wikpedia decides to take its forces from alaska to try to sweep Asia while ebaums is busy trying to take Europe. If we are lucky the only major threat we have is 4chan to the south. Sound good?

At 9/25/09 11:01 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:

All of that psychology stuff about kids brains not being fully developed below a certain age. They don't have the cognitive ability to understand the situation or what is in their best interests down the road. Don't really feel like reading a book on it again, but I did a while ago and was around others who had read more on the subject.

BTW, it is illegal to have sex with someone who is clinically insane in Michigan, and probably in several other states. So these things are applied elsewhere.

Full brain development isn't completed until age 25. So back to the original question, why these standards as i presented in my previous argument the absurdity the assumptions the current standards take.

At 9/25/09 10:37 PM, poxpower wrote:

At 9/25/09 10:05 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: they can't understand fully what getting into that sort of relationship means.

By what standards do you judge that and why don't you judge everyone by those standards?

Took the words right out of my mouth. That was EXACTLY what i was gonna say. For example: you can have 22 year old shits who are REALLY immature who are obviously "not ready" for sex, but do it all the time because well..... they are immature assholes, but then you have the well mannered, very modest, and fairly responsible 16 year old who cant screw his senior in highschool gf because she is 18 and he isnt even though for all we know he could me more responsible and mature.

regardless of how repulsively incorrect the story line of the game in relativity to the actual poem, hell in that game looks KICK ASS and it uses the EXACT SAME play style as GoW, so yea im probably gonna buy it. What about you guys?

Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdqY2a9iR Xw

Seriously, we all just morned over the passing of Kennedy who was in the senate for like 40 fucking years. If you ask me, the legislative branch has almost become as corrupt as the fuckers we have as our president. But i know this isn't gonna happen because its asking the legislative branch to write and pass a bill that is self destructive. Am i the ONLY one who does see a DIRECT correlation between how America is gonna play out and how Rome played out? Its kinda scary actually.

At 9/25/09 12:03 PM, lawlmaster wrote: What happened to the hunters?

Couldn't think of a good substitution for the hunters, getting to that.

As for the rest of ya, thx for the encouragement. I have never even programmed flash b4 so i dont know how well the prospect of ACTUALLY programming this is. Im much more of the planning type then the executing type. Its just one of the crazy ideas me and my friends come up with.

I personally only believe in watching 5 minute videos where you see major ramming and total orgasms. My philosophy: cut out the crap and get right to the good stuff.

At 9/24/09 08:55 PM, metalguy777 wrote: I fucking love this card.

For those of you who don't play Magic, when this card is on the field, If a monster you control is attacked, it gains life and power equal to the hit, and everything gets the trample ability. So, basically if your creatures are attacked, they only get stronger and stronger. There are ways to beat this card though.

Funny enough, guess what? Lightning bolt is legal again. And also if we are discussing overpowered cards, we have to recognize cruel ultimatum.

At 9/24/09 08:42 PM, Grubby wrote:

Cause this game is stupidly ridiculous in the first place.

If its gonna be a parody, at least make it historically accurate.

At 9/24/09 08:40 PM, SessileNomad wrote: im not exactly sure "rigged" is the best word, jsut that the people who made the cards didnt think very long b4 they published them

Its almost as bad as alpha series.

At 9/24/09 08:36 PM, ChaosProdigy wrote: Will you come up with a better, more practical, and more reasonable idea?

its called a parody. I know, humor is SUCH a hard thing to learn

At 9/24/09 08:33 PM, Grubby wrote: Will Obama be in the game?

Now why the fuck would Obama be in a game about the French Revolution?

I believe there are a LOT of rigged MTG cards, but this is just bullshit. You can have like -5 life and decked yourself and still can't lose.

Alright, many of you are looking at the title and thinking "wtf??!!". Well let me clear this up. This is a parody game idea a few friends of mine and I came up with. Lets go over game mechanics

Luis, Bill, Zoey, and Francis have been replaced by Mary Antoinette, King Louis, Rousseau, and the bishop of france. The basic story is that you just got done at Versailles and now you are being attacked by hordes of starving french people.

Your weapons are pistols, muskets, shotguns, and crossbows
Medpacks are now cakes
pills are now liquor
pipe bombs are now bombs disguised as bread so the people run towards it before it explodes
molovs are now torches

Levels:
Episode 1: Versailles
Episode2: Road to Paris
Episode 3: Road back to Versailles
Episode 4: Gardens of Versailles
Episode 5: The road to Austria

Here are your enemies:
Zombies->French people
Smokers->executioners with nooses
Boomers->bakers who throw bread to attract more french people
Tanks->Fishery women who hit you with gigantic fish

Now the basic gameplay is similar to that of L4D in the sense each mission is about getting from one thing to the next. Now as many of you know in L4D there are finale missions where you have to call somebody or activate something that attracts a horde. Here are the finales for each level:

Episode 1: Ring the town bell to announce the lowering of bread rations
Episode 2: Open the town gate
Episode 3: Deactivate the bread lines
Episode 4: Same as 2
Episode 5: Signal for the Austrian calvery to arrive.

Also, cars are replaced with horses and source engine is still going to be used, because we suck. Any questions?

At 8/16/09 09:27 PM, pauly-walnuts wrote: Chloroform.

Pure Win

At 8/16/09 10:57 PM, Thematrix27 wrote: You know, this is possible with any article that links to something that has to do with a country, a location, or a country.

or maybe even a country?

lol, had to do it.

At 8/16/09 10:41 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: How can OPINIONS be wrong, and i hope u catch the banhammer to the face for /thread-ing.

haha get a ban-hammer for backseat modding......... O SHI-

The ending of the song "Ghost of Perdition" by Opeth. Fucking epic.

http://www.playlist.com/searchbeta/track s#Ghost%20of%20Perdition

My friends came up with this when they were looking up "Godwin's Law" on wikipedia. The instructions are simple:

1. Hit "random article"
2. Click a link within the article to get to another article
3. Try to make it to the "Adolf Hitler" article in under 6 hyperlink clicks

Rules:

1. You cannot use the "find" bar that can be brought up
2. You cannot hit back and try to correct yourself
3. You cannot search anything after hitting "random article"

Oh and if you hit "random article" and it brings you to "Adolf Hitler", you become the master of the universe. I have found that you can get to "Adolf Hitler" in under 6 clicks from ANY article. So post which articles you went through to get to "Adolf Hitler". Here is mine:

Random-> Gracemont, Oklahoma
1 click: Gracemont, Oklahoma -> United States
2 clicks: United States -> World War 2
3 clicks: World War 2 -> Adolf Hitler

Oh and if you get a really funny or insane wiki page, sharing screencaps would be appreciated ^^

At 7/23/09 11:42 AM, 21cr wrote:

You are so darn right =-l I'd better start doing something soon or else I will be more screwed than the hobo who lives on the bench in the park.

Im sure the Continental Army was using the exact same logic....... oh wait.

you fail at your own sovereignty, way to go.

At 7/22/09 11:35 AM, llnuclearmuffins wrote: ur hoarding because people who save hurt the economy
ya need to spend, that way others can spend and eventually those people mind spend money at where ever ur working

if you dont spend the bakery may go out of bussness (spelling fail) and those people at the bakery shot at TJ Max alot so noy tjmax is out of bussniss , its a pattern that is only fixed by spending

Except now you are playing into the consumer based economy we have established. It was originally a good thing in that increased demand would increase production thus raising the GDP. UNFORTUNATELY, since we don't have any REAL equity or assets to base our monetary system on to begin with, the entire idea is built on imaginary pillars. This is what the problem. What the Government did was instead of having everybody cash in at once and cause hyperinflation, they they deflated the dollar bubble VERY VERY VERY slowly.

At 7/21/09 09:36 PM, Dekagaru wrote:

At 7/21/09 08:07 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: The real Question is, did Jesus like tacos or cake?

Cake of course, what are you? Stupid?

The cake is a lie.

To the rest of you: Nihilism. Now lets stop arguing bitterly before we derail into a flame war beyond all other, because SOME of us have already brought out insults.

Everytime i hear a song by Soulja Boy, a part of my soul dies.

Totally the Cheetos cheetah, that guy would totally snort up some lines with me!

Adolf H. Fulp

in b4 godwins law.