Alright, many of you are looking at the title and thinking "wtf??!!". Well let me clear this up. This is a parody game idea a few friends of mine and I came up with. Lets go over game mechanics
Luis, Bill, Zoey, and Francis have been replaced by Mary Antoinette, King Louis, Rousseau, and the bishop of france. The basic story is that you just got done at Versailles and now you are being attacked by hordes of starving french people.
Your weapons are pistols, muskets, shotguns, and crossbows
Medpacks are now cakes
pills are now liquor
pipe bombs are now bombs disguised as bread so the people run towards it before it explodes
molovs are now torches
Levels:
Episode 1: Versailles
Episode2: Road to Paris
Episode 3: Road back to Versailles
Episode 4: Gardens of Versailles
Episode 5: The road to Austria
Here are your enemies:
Zombies->French people
Smokers->executioners with nooses
Boomers->bakers who throw bread to attract more french people
Tanks->Fishery women who hit you with gigantic fish
Now the basic gameplay is similar to that of L4D in the sense each mission is about getting from one thing to the next. Now as many of you know in L4D there are finale missions where you have to call somebody or activate something that attracts a horde. Here are the finales for each level:
Episode 1: Ring the town bell to announce the lowering of bread rations
Episode 2: Open the town gate
Episode 3: Deactivate the bread lines
Episode 4: Same as 2
Episode 5: Signal for the Austrian calvery to arrive.
Also, cars are replaced with horses and source engine is still going to be used, because we suck. Any questions?