Nope, i know what you mean. I've seen those things fly around since I was a baby... I think... It's weird I know

AHHHH!!! THE SUNS UP!!!

It burns!!!

At 5/28/05 07:37 AM, Ken_Korrupt wrote: no need for all the periods.
this doesnt need to become the tampon aisle.

Agreed, it usualy bugs the heck outa me when people do that too. I was trying to be submissive.

I guess a t-shirt might be cool to get too, but that won't get me on any lists. Cafepress rules.

*bows in all directions*... sorry, respect unto you sir. I didn't mean to challege. I ment to... well... sound clever, It's to late now tho I guess. eh...

I still think Wade IS makin' a few dimes...but I get what you mean... we're clear...

yeah, last night playin' halo, I said alowd "P-own" insted of just OWN.... the net is killing me

At 5/28/05 07:27 AM, Ken_Korrupt wrote:

What are you - American?

Watch this movie.

Yes I am, *salutes*

I've seen it...um.... How's that workin' out for you? Being clever?

If any of you feel guilty for not donaiting enough, I have a pay pal acount, check out a flash'a mine and clicky donait by my name.

<3

I'm gonna buy a crap load of stickers soon... raw cash right into wades wallet

300 bucks to my church over a 4 year time period (10 bucks a month)

We're getting off topic... I think OJ is good stuff and Denny's still rules school. (and so I don't get sued...gays can and should work at every IHOP they chose... but I unno about dykes @ dennys)

OH NOES!!! *bows*...Sorry... I still think it's funny

Yep, there's only two things to do with gay guys... Hit on them, or just plain hit them

You know it f00

At 5/28/05 06:57 AM, Ken_Korrupt wrote: I know a gay guy that wears a sports bra

That's a keeper

At 5/28/05 06:52 AM, Unopened_Wound wrote: hitting on the waiteress with huge boobies ^.^

I'm pretty sure that was just the gay waiter I was telling you about be4 ;)

I got FRIGGIN AWESOME at MS photoshop! Maybe after a 6month time span, I RULED, I did way better on that peice of crap that most can do on adobe pro. I mastered that junk like Han Solo mastered the Milleniom Falcon.

Then my 'puter got reset and MS stoped distributing PS... so I'm in the middle of learning it for adobe all over again.

200 posts!!! OMFG!!!

(i'm 200 s/p away from next rank^... 130 away from next secret and about 500ish from level 10... so whatch out soon)...

When I have time, I wanna come back to this thred and congrat people regularly, but for now, SLEEP!

I went to see a show @ 7pm... went out to eat with the cast... Got droped off at church where my mom works and stayed their till 2AM...Went out to eat with her.... got home and surfed the 'new/bbs/portal. I said I'd go to bed when I finaly got 200 posts, and this is my 199 (OMFG!!!) It's already starting to get light out! OH CRAP! <angry>Thanks alot Newgroudns!</angry>

I think they do, I remember seeing those milk things with cardboard in them advertizing it (@ both places)... Besides, does fresh sqeazed REALLY mean it's fresh sqeazed AT the place? Or "at one time" it was fresh sqeazed? I betcha we're being cheated

Here's another thing, Denny's has the claw games. I always win a prize at the one by my house.

And IHOP has REALLY bad mascots. Denny's doesn't even try, they just rip off of k'nex and Legos and give kids crayons and shit

Denny's also has better sausage and they flip their eggs with more care

Like I said, Denny's is better. Including their menu design. But IHOP, yeah big pictures, but not of as much stuff and Dennys... They have like 75% of their menu in pix. IHOP only has a few of the best stuff.

I just got back from IHOP with my mom. How cool is that? I got Vive La French Toast and she had a ommlet deal... The searver was gay, at first, I couldn't tell if he was a he or a she. It was like... onea those girl looking types with peach fuzz under there noses... our waiter was from memphas and gave us a dirty coffe cup, served mixxed up (gave me the omlet and my mom the french toast...) and then practicly begged for a tip. Which we did give her.

The late shift at IHOP is scary... I think I wanna try and be a regular @ 2:00 am, just so I can see the weirdness often.

What do you guys think of the International House of Pancakes? Honestly, Denny's pwns them me thinks

I gave one for Sprinky and Sprink ...which is the coolist things be it on earth

At 5/27/05 12:31 AM, Elamdri wrote:

At 5/27/05 12:16 AM, SKS wrote: I'd fail on purpose.

If you try and fail, and suceed, what have you done?

You'd have failed to suceed the unfailible in an atempt to suceed certainly a suceesable failure.

At 5/27/05 12:31 AM, HoboPorn wrote:

At 5/27/05 12:30 AM, Vi3tdud34lyf3 wrote: buy a lotto ticket

That was a winning one.

Yeah I don't think it's that hard to sucseed at BUYING a lotto ticket

Here's how a friend of mine said she wanted it to go down (we where talking about a roller coster at SixFlags: Great America:

Ok, so Raging Bull is my fav ever because I have this crazy idea that one day I am going to become ENGAGED on it (some of you may have heard this story already). So we are goin up the hill, me and my dude guy, front row. And of course I'm all nervous and stuff cuz I hate it so much til it's done. And right before we go over the first edge (remember there is two before u actually go down the hill, this has to be perfectly planned, he'll prob have to ride it a thousand times just to get the timing right), he'll be all "I have a question". And I'm going what could be so important, I can't focus on what he is saying cuz I am about to die here. So I'll try to be considerate and be like "Ok, yes what is it?" And the complete and closest millisecond before we go down the big one he'll ask me "Will you marry me?" No, he will not pull out the ring, cuz he's a smarty and he knows that it'll blow away. Bad bad. So of course I'll be screaming and boom, roller coaster is over. And just to make sure I heard him right, after we get off I'll ask him what he just said. And he'll give me a big long shpeel about me and us and him and love, pull out the ring, and whabam! There you go.

maybe it could work for you too, you need to plan timing perfect tho.

<funny>you guys are... *trys to be polite*... silly....</funny>

At 5/27/05 12:04 AM, GreenLanturn wrote:
No I read what you said and the sad thing is I am serious. Dead serious.

But ok, in your terms.....I guess I would like to find a true love. The idea of a person destined to be with someone else. If I couldn't fail, then I would be interested to know who this person is and what they're like.

Yeah, after I thought about it your answer was kinda funny-- sorry

I don't believe that we have one person... Cause I believe love is a choice, and if we're all just made to love a certain person.... then when I'm 37 and my maraige is rottin' i figure... "she wasn't the one"... I think there are certian things we should look for in someone, and ideals and morals and stuff. But I think true love is anyone who your willing to commit yourself to 100%. SO in essence, it you choose to, you CAN find that true love, as long as you choose to always love her. Some would say "true love can't last forever".... I'd say the ONLY love that is true is the kind that does. Love isn't only that tingly feeling ya know? It's the choice.

Good thoughts m8...

At 5/26/05 11:56 PM, GreenLanturn wrote: A quadruple sow cow(sp?) with a triple lutz while juggling chainsaws.

At 5/27/05 12:01 AM, -KennethTheSatanist- wrote: Hmm...
Sex with a porcupine.

So much for trying to be serious

If you KNEW you could not fail

meaning not only would not fail in achieving the goal of what I attempt, but also not dieing in the process. T'wud dat be the case, some of the things that come to mind is:

I'd Change Our Energy Policy to Substantially Reduce Our Dependence on Foreign Oil... and then I'd win every debate tourney NCFCA can throw at me...

Also, I'd be jumping from roof-top to roof-top like Spiderman... Or... if I can't fail, I'd definitely like to invent a way to make myself have Spiderman powers. :rolleyes:

In more...REALISTIC terms... I would be more "radical" about the way I live out my "faith"... And not be afraid to reach out to any sort of person because it interferes with what Iwanted to do today. The only reason I don't do this is because of the risk of failure. My goal is simply to reach out, if I KNEW that the outcome would be positive in ANY way, big or small, I would be much more Radical and creative than the petty "how's it goin'" I use to try and reach out to people.

I might also want to invest the time to make a movie, because I've failed at that so many times, it'd be good to finish one ;)

And a last thought... "Attempt" is a choice to try to perform, make, or achieve. If it's a conscious decision to "do" something, and NOT simply a wish that happens all by itself. Then my choice would be to obey those great commandments Jesus gave us.
Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ This is the first and greatest commandment. And second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.

Which basicaly means... Love God, Love People.

So many people start out good, but then fail at this. Because we're human and we fail. Obviously mosta you wouldn't agree with the Jesus/Faith half of it... But you can't deny it being a good thing to want to do. And besides, God is the author of love, IS love. But this is obviously the best thing I could possibly do, everyday, Love. And never fail. ... wow, that'd be great.

What are some of the SERIOUS things you want to do? Don't be a f00, what would you do?