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At 9/24/10 11:34 PM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote:

At 9/24/10 11:33 PM, DeliciousW wrote: I actually drank a can of Mountain Dew the other day in like 7 years. It felt like my heart was going to fucking explode. I started getting dizzy, and I almost hit my head on the coffee table.

I'll stick to Dr. Pepper and Sprite thank you.

What a bitch...

My thoughts exactly. I'm sorry but if your heart gets that affected by drinking soda then I suggest getting a heart exam cause damn.

Anyway, I like the original flavor. I'm not that big of a fan of Mountain Dew to be honest.

At 9/24/10 10:30 PM, Coop5245 wrote:

At 9/24/10 10:29 PM, zen64 wrote: Life would be much worse because dumbass children will become powerful demigods.

Jesus christ just imagine how many fucking giant robots would be flying around

Ugh, giant robots would be the least of our problems. Imagine if they could shoot out energy beams and can manipulate time and shit. I wouldn't trust a kid with a gun, more or less control over the space-time continuum.

Life would be much worse because dumbass children will become powerful demigods.

At 9/24/10 10:18 PM, Genocide wrote: Man, i wish i came across bears more often.

GET IT?

HAHAHAHAHA! Heheheheheehehehehe!

I don't get it. =(

A GTA game that has weird AI? That's hardly surprising, man.

Fuck yo' bandwagon >:)

You inspired me, OP. I am now going to take the effort to shoot every single bear that I come across.

French Fries- Mcdonalds
Everything else- Burger King

What the fuck, man? You can curse, you know. As for Madness Day, it's just one day, bro.

Falling off? You have some shitty braces, bro. Those things should be really tight. I think a trip to your orthodontist is in order.

Butters 4 Lyfe! He's just so adorably stupid!

Why oh why are we trying to give computers emotions?! One day, they are going to flip the fuck out and join together to murder us. That's right, it's about to get all "I Robot" in this bitch!

Windows Vista (I know, I know). I ain't complaining though, I got this laptop for free.

Any Metal Slug game (except 4, 4 is terrible in every respect). It's always a blast to fight those ridiculous bosses with a pal.

No viruses I guess.

You could talk about the philosophical aspects of ass-rape. It can prove to be a riveting topic.

What the fuck is that supposed to be? Bootleg Voltron?

Anyway, I'm quite indifferent to it.

Why, bro? That shit is quite disgusting. I mean of all the videos you could watch, you watch people popping zits? That's pretty weird, man.

At 9/24/10 11:51 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote:

At 9/24/10 11:46 AM, FuyumiAya wrote: I love them. What with the thick pus, sometimed mixed with blood.. oozing out.. =3=
I've decided to put cyst vids into ground, such as explosion, oozing, and woah.

Well, if you incyst.

*ba dum tisssssh*

At 9/23/10 08:46 PM, wreckages wrote: In New York,
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of,
Theres nothing you can't do,
Now you're in New York,
These streets will make you feel brand new,
The lights will inspire you,
Lets here it for New York, New York, New York

At 9/23/10 08:49 PM, klik wrote: In New York,
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of,
Theres nothing you can't do,
Now you're in New York,
These streets will make you feel brand new,
The lights will inspire you,
Lets here it for New York, New York, New York

I just committed suicide. Twice. Don't ask how I'm posting this cause I just don't know. Guys, I'm scared.

Oh wow, that's some serious nostalgia rush right there. I remember watching that on Fox Family along with Bobby's World. Ah, childhood.

At 9/23/10 08:41 PM, Neoncouch wrote: In New York,
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of,
Theres nothing you can't do,
Now you're in New York,
These streets will make you feel brand new,
The lights will inspire you,
Lets here it for New York, New York, New York

Ugh, if I hear this song one more fucking time, I will kill myself. I've heard at least a thousand times already. Also, I'm not going to go to Comic Con, never really cared for it to be honest.

At 9/22/10 12:08 AM, StCyril wrote: Saying that Adventure Time, Venture Bros and Squidbillies are unwatchable.

We can never be friends. In fact, I'd suggest sleeping with one eye opened. You know, for various reasons.

I'm wondering if you can get a special item for overdosing on sleeping pills.

At 9/21/10 11:01 PM, Zeelot wrote: Reward raised to four dollars. Apparently newgrounders with the IQ of 0.6 is lurking tonight. I would of googled this myself if IT WASN'T HARD TO FIND AN ARTICLE PUBLISHED FROM SEPT 13 TO NOW!!! RAWRRRRRRRRRR

I'm sorry, man. I was being a dick back there. I forget how hard it is to research at times. Here's a link to some articles that would help you as my apologies.

How hard is it to google it? Type it in google, the second result is a whole fucking book about the topic. You're welcome, you lazy son of a bitch.

At 9/21/10 10:40 PM, GiantDouche wrote: giantdouche: internet detective

op is a pathetic, sad little man

Kudos to you, Mr. Holmes! Oh, OP. You are indeed pathetic. I bet you're just some shut-in who doesn't have a girlfriend and spends all of his time on the internet while eating copious amounts of Fritos.

You're no fun! >:-( You're just a chicken, CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP!

At 9/21/10 06:34 PM, zion7607 wrote: 4. I have a piano lesson

AWWWW SHIT, SON! SHIT JUST GOT CRAZY! MOTHERFUCKING PIANOS UP IN THIS BITCH! MY MIND IS BLOWN OVER HOW REAL THIS SHIT HAS GOTTEN! IF IT WERE ANY MORE REAL, IT WOULD BREAK THE VERY FABRIC OF EXISTENCE! I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT!

*exhales*

Make out with him! Trust me, it's the only way!

Long Legs Jones and His Bow-Legged Band.

You want to give him a virus? That's a dick move to say the least.