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LOL! Are you serious? You are fucked, buddy.

I really hope you aren't serious. Even a master procrastinator like myself knows that's-a no-a good.

At 9/28/10 05:36 PM, 111122223138 wrote: can't kill efreet

Put some water element on yo' sword. All the bosses have weaknesses to a particular element.

Claiming that you aren't mentally ill, eh? Typical mentally-ill person behavior.

....go die in a fire. FIN

At 9/28/10 04:40 PM, Crink wrote:

At 9/28/10 04:22 PM, zen64 wrote:

At 9/28/10 04:09 PM, Theangryman wrote: my bro say's that you're thinking of the non-movie one.

Oh, okay then. But I'm just curious, what's the difference between the two? Does the movie one have better stats or different moves or something?

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ITS FROM THE FUCKING MOVIE! IMAGINE THE STREET CRED!

Oh lawd! You're right! How can I be so stupid? How can I forget about MOTHERFUCKING POKEMON STREET CRED?!

Gnarls Barkley
MF DOOM (Not a band but I don't care, check him out anyway)

Comedy/odd/super indie option:

Neutral Milk Hotel, namely Aeroplane Over The Sea. I can't guarantee awesomeness, but I CAN guarantee that it's going to be unlike anything you've ever listened too.

At 9/28/10 04:09 PM, Theangryman wrote: my bro say's that you're thinking of the non-movie one.

Oh, okay then. But I'm just curious, what's the difference between the two? Does the movie one have better stats or different moves or something?

CaptianCumFast

Well, if you have Pokemon Ruby or Sapphire, you could transfer the three Regis into Pearl to get into the Snowpoint Temple. Or am I talking about a different Regigigas here?

Oh wow, this game. I used to play this game nonstop when it was released. My fingers hurt just thinking about it. Good luck with the last boss, everyone! He is a bitch to say the least. That is, unless you know a certain trick.

A trick that I forgot a while ago.

At 9/27/10 08:57 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:

At 9/27/10 08:15 PM, zen64 wrote:

At 9/27/10 08:00 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Awesome stuff.

Oh yeah! Well......well...........well. Fine, I give. But I still win because I became a god. >:(

Pfft, my other 567 hindu gods could easily beat you up. You ain't got shit on Krishna.

Well, shit. Good game, good sir. I will leave this thread with my phallic abomination in tow.

Oh, and Halloween pranks are lame. I'm out.

At 9/27/10 08:00 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Awesome stuff.

Oh yeah! Well......well...........well. Fine, I give. But I still win because I became a god. >:(

At 9/27/10 07:36 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:

At 9/27/10 07:32 PM, zen64 wrote:

At 9/27/10 07:30 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:

At 9/27/10 07:29 PM, zen64 wrote:

At 9/27/10 07:26 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:

At 9/27/10 07:19 PM, zen64 wrote: I killed a man.

I flew a plane into a house once.

Well, I flew a plane into an elementary school whilst killing a man on the wing of said plane.

Well, I dropped an atom bomb on a city located in Japan and I flew the plane into a house.

Well, I strangled an infant while riding the atom bomb that I dropped on a city located in the US and I flew a plane into a nursery. All while sipping a glass of wine.

Well, I threw the radioactive remains of the people in the city I dropped the atom bomb on into the drinking water in another city located in the US which happened to be the same city I flew the plane into the house whilst I skinned 16 live puppies. All while balancing a 1991 Honda Accord on my head.

Well, I fucked the radioactive remains of the people in the city I dropped the atomic bomb on, thus mutating my penis into some sort of phallic abomination. I then go on to piss all over a nearby city thus screwing up their gene pool for generations to come. I will take 30 puppies, devour them, shit out their corpse and mail it to their respective owners. I will then activate the USA's missile defense system and ride one of the nuclear missiles. Then in mid-flight, I will masturbate and skeet over everything in my flight path, including OP's momma. The missile will then blow up Moscow, starting a nuclear war that destroys the earth. I will then screw the sun with my mutated penis thus fertilizing it, and when my freakish sun son is finally born. It will blow up, creating a supernova that will create a planet similar to our own. I will then use my mutated penis to repopulate the earth and wait for millions of years to begin the process anew. All while juggling two Hummers and a Minivan.

At 9/27/10 07:30 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:

At 9/27/10 07:29 PM, zen64 wrote:

At 9/27/10 07:26 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:

At 9/27/10 07:19 PM, zen64 wrote: I killed a man.

I flew a plane into a house once.

Well, I flew a plane into an elementary school whilst killing a man on the wing of said plane.

Well, I dropped an atom bomb on a city located in Japan and I flew the plane into a house.

Well, I strangled an infant while riding the atom bomb that I dropped on a city located in the US and I flew a plane into a nursery. All while sipping a glass of wine.

At 9/27/10 07:26 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:

At 9/27/10 07:19 PM, zen64 wrote: I killed a man.

I flew a plane into a house once.

Well, I flew a plane into an elementary school whilst killing a man on the wing of said plane.

Nah, there shouldn't be an age limit because a lot of ladies my age wear slutty costumes.

I killed a man.

A mosquito gave you a hell of a blowjob.

Go see a urologist, you dummy.

I'd say this one describes the internet perfectly.

A 4-page thread about dicks? Y'ALL NGers IS GAY!

At 9/27/10 05:44 PM, naronic wrote: five-minute dressing down

Bow chika bow wow.

I think that it's the parent's responsibility to check out the rating of the game that they're buying their children.

Gnarls Barkley did a pretty kickass cover of Reckoner (Radiohead).

You're gonna have to be more specific, man. That is vague as all hell.

At 9/27/10 04:05 PM, Yudios wrote:

At 9/27/10 04:03 PM, zen64 wrote: Easy, murder her husband and wear his skin. She wouldn't know the difference.

her husband is a fat fuck

wouldn't you think it'd be a loose fit?

Nah, you could use his fat as a mushy cushion.

Easy, murder her husband and wear his skin. She wouldn't know the difference.

The UV rays emanating from that baby sun will give the Teletubbies skin cancer.

Are you serious? Fine, I'll bite. How about the fact that (assuming you don't believe in an afterlife) you will never see them ever again?

You're small time, bro. Jehovah's Witnesses have been real life trolling for decades now.

At 9/26/10 05:35 PM, TripleDK wrote: It did happen to me as well some years ago. Look at life with a positive sight, stop acting emo. And most importantly, don't ask sympathy on the internet, especially Newgrounds!

Note how you said that he died "a few years ago." I doubt you were all sunshine and lollipops the day your dad died. Also, to feel depressed over the death of a loved one isn't "emo," it's completely normal. Jesus Christ, I swear, people like you are insensitive pricks hiding behind some illusion of internet badassery.