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At 10/3/10 05:29 PM, Heinrich wrote: No more caffeine for you.

Lilo and Stitch

The Precious! I needs it!

Any LOTR movie

At 10/3/10 05:08 PM, Minerals wrote: My parents say that every morning when I come up to eat breakfast from the basement, after a long night of beating Pokemon Blue for the 12 time! Just try to beat my world record of beating Pokemon Blue in under 4 hours!

Oooooooooookay.......I'm beginning to think that talking to voices in your head is the least of your problems.

Look who's talking!

SHUT THE FUCK UP, FERNANDO!

No you, you little bitch

You go to hell and you die!

;_;

At 10/3/10 04:16 PM, Heinrich wrote: You're letting Click-Clack, Ding-Dong and Charlie Chan just walk out with Miss What's-her-face.

YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!

A Time To Kill

Also, that made no sense whatsoever. Oh well. *shrugs*

At 10/3/10 04:06 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: You're tearing me apart, Lisa.

"That's bullshit! I did not hit hur! I did nahhht! O hai Mark!" -Tommy Wiseau, the voice of our generation.

We've gone this road so many times that it isn't even funny and what lies at the end of that road is never good.

At 10/2/10 07:24 PM, FurryDemon wrote: I feel so...gay.

Don't worry, you will soon adjust to your newfound fabulousness. I know I have!

Greetings! It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month in the Terrordome! So for you Level 7 Fabs out there, feel free to stop by for me to kick your sorry asses!

Nah, I don't. But I heard that it's the same as the US version except with annoyingly high-pitched vocals.

PKMN Trainer Brock used Confusion

It's super effective!

Oh my god! I can control it now! While I look at the cat, I visualize a clock whose hands are moving either clockwise or counterclockwise, I say the chosen direction aloud and it works!

I AM PROFESSOR X!

Nah, but it is extremely interesting though.

At 10/2/10 03:24 PM, animehater wrote: Apologies for any misunderstanding but my post was actually a compliment towards Mr Sanchez, and I've seen newcasters make stupid comments like that all the time, sounds like something to laugh with him on not at him.

Nah, I understood you perfectly, bro. I just did a poor job wording that sentence, what I meant to say was that it was one of the few shining moments of intelligence in his reign of idiocy. I understand that everyone makes dumb comments but Sanchez is just terribly misinformed. Here's his view on the metric system.

At 10/2/10 03:16 PM, MuyBurrito wrote: My name is David.

Hey, no you're not! This guy is David!

At 10/2/10 03:03 PM, animehater wrote: Don't know him very well, but i did see him conduct an interview with the Costa Rican president and because he had no translator he would ask a question and recieve an answer in spanish and then translated back into english for the live audience. It hought thatw as kind of cool improv to be honest.

That is just one of the few shining moments in his reign of idiocy. Here's his comments on that volacano that erupted in Iceland a while ago.

At 10/2/10 03:03 PM, Hyrcia wrote:

In case you haven't heard, there are these things called "jokes."

implying that calling it "jokes" makes it less insensitive

For one, it was in no way mocking the women who are afflicted with breast cancer, but rather it brought some well-needed, light-hearted humor. And two, you arguing about insensitivity in a place like NG which usually hosts way more insensitive content.

At 10/2/10 02:58 PM, Hyrcia wrote: So you said, "I hate breast cancer because it destroys god's gift to men, boobies"

Do you realise how fucking insensitive that is? It also kills most of its victims, and that's why you should hate breast cancer. Not because it gives you less boobs to look at.

In case you haven't heard, there are these things called "jokes."

A famous franchise has a show made with the sole intent of selling toys and making money. Sonic Underground was one of those shows.

How can a mod give me a raise if I don't work for him/her?

Ok then, here's a ghost!

Going fab for the safety of titties everywhere.

I think he was the guy that stalked Wade for a while. I could be wrong though.

I am BMHAMD at the moment.

At 10/2/10 12:24 AM, MuyBurrito wrote: To the scientific and mensa community, it is known as "normal, go to college".

Well, that's good to hear. I thought it meant my mind was sort of screwed up or something.

To the retarded, it means you're some sort of genius.

Hmmmm, I think I'm going to con some retarded people now.

It keeps alternating between clockwise and counter-clockwise for me. What does that mean exactly?

Oh hey, yet another one of your terrible ideas. Nice.

Ég er hræddur um að ég er ekki vel versed þegar það kemur að því að allt forritun. Í staðinn mun ég tala í þessu máli í gegnum nokkur hræðileg þýðandi. Ég vona þráður þitt verður farsælt og að alifugla yðar mun fagna. Wakalaka.

Yeppers, though it's a commuter college.

Though I do not share your ridiculously high amount of enthusiasm, I am happy that Rick got fired. I never really saw the point of his show, that and he's a stupid douche.

At 10/1/10 08:49 PM, LeroyJ wrote: So, how was your day Newgrounds?

Oh, it was great! I broke into some guy's car and stole his GPS. This thing is awesome and it serves as a great aid in my search for delicious fried chicken. Great day, great day.

At 10/1/10 06:28 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 10/1/10 06:00 PM, zen64 wrote:

Seriously? How does that taste cause right now I'm having a tough time imagining how that would taste like.

Coffee Creamer is pretty much powdered milk. It makes the thing richer and creamier, just like it does coffee.

Ooooh, I see. Well, that adds to the list of recipes I gotta try.

At 10/1/10 05:58 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Coffee Creamer.

Seriously? How does that taste cause right now I'm having a tough time imagining how that would taste like.