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Response to: Red Bull :3 Posted October 6th, 2010 in General

Never touched the stuff. I knew a girl in my high school who got pretty sick drinking cans upon cans of Red Bull.

Response to: please explain this to me Posted October 6th, 2010 in General

At 10/6/10 06:42 PM, zen64 wrote: attention that got in spades!

Sorry for the double post but I meant "they" instead of "that." Ugh, I need more sleep.

Response to: please explain this to me Posted October 6th, 2010 in General

At 10/6/10 06:37 PM, Yrtnej wrote: What was the point of being naked?

There's probably some super pretentious reason as to why they were in the buff. But let's be honest here, they did it for attention, attention that got in spades!

Response to: 4 awkward words after sex Posted October 6th, 2010 in General

"I'm now officially gay."

Response to: Collage Suicide by Cyberbullying Posted October 6th, 2010 in General

At 10/6/10 06:27 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: That poor collage.

It's always the ones that just got pasted together. Tis a tragedy of the greatest kind.

Response to: please explain this to me Posted October 6th, 2010 in General

It's obviously about how today's media has become so focused on sex that women are lashing out in complete frustration and/or horniness. I can actually interpret art, you philistines. Now I'm gonna go to The Village and have a Chai Latte while listening to some band that you never heard about.

Response to: Ohio Woman Dresses As Teen Boy... Posted October 6th, 2010 in General

That seriously sounds like a storyline for a bad porno.

Response to: About NG - just praising Posted October 6th, 2010 in General

Your kind words have melted my cold, jaded heart. Keep on trucking, OP.

Response to: Park51 Islamic Center Posted October 6th, 2010 in General

At 10/6/10 12:30 AM, TechnoGoomba wrote: Implying I didn't win this argument of implications the second you failed to realize my obvious sarcasm, and that using such a technique can add to a debate

Implying that your sarcasm was obvious to anyone but yourself and that you actually "won" this waste of time of an argument. The main point of sarcasm is to have at least one part of your statement to be considered unbelievable or at least the format of it. You just wrote the opposite of what you meant without even so much giving a hint of sarcasm.

Yet, you expect people to detect sarcasm in a topic where a good deal of people believe that an Islamic center is considered to be a sign of victory. You expect to convey sarcasm by simply posting the opposite of what you mean without some sort of context. That's quite intelligent of you. <---That is sarcasm. The sentence before it served as the context of it.

Here's what you wrote:

Why the mosque shouldn't be built

Proof Imam Rauf is connected to terrorists

Note how these sentences are written in a serious manner and that people actually believe both of these things. Now you're telling me that in an internet forum with people who believe in conspiracy theories and have arguments about circumcision that span for pages, that this is considered so out there that it cannot be believed? Riiiiiiiiight.

In short, your sarcasm is far from obvious, this whole implication shit was stupid and I wasted my time participating in this e-slapfight. I'm out.

Response to: Park51 Islamic Center Posted October 6th, 2010 in General

At 10/6/10 12:06 AM, TechnoGoomba wrote:
At 10/5/10 11:46 PM, zen64 wrote:
At 10/5/10 11:45 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote:
At 10/5/10 11:43 PM, zen64 wrote:
At 10/5/10 11:42 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote:
At 10/5/10 11:38 PM, zen64 wrote:
At 10/5/10 11:35 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote: Why the mosque shouldn't be built
That's a video of a newscaster supporting the mosque.
Implying I did that on accident.
Implying you didn't do a terrible job at conveying sarcasm.
Implying if you actually looked at the videos it wouldn't have been obvious
Implying that there isn't anyone on the BBS who is dense enough to post something that doesn't go with their post.
Implying that there isn't anyone on the BBS who is dense enough to not realize when someone posts something that doesn't go with their post in an obvious display of sarcasm.

Implying that this entire chain of implications is going anywhere because of your failed attempt at sarcasm in an emotionally charged issue such as this one. Thus, leading to people thinking that you are actually serious.

Response to: Park51 Islamic Center Posted October 5th, 2010 in General

At 10/5/10 11:45 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote:
At 10/5/10 11:43 PM, zen64 wrote:
At 10/5/10 11:42 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote:
At 10/5/10 11:38 PM, zen64 wrote:
At 10/5/10 11:35 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote: Why the mosque shouldn't be built
That's a video of a newscaster supporting the mosque.
Implying I did that on accident.
Implying you didn't do a terrible job at conveying sarcasm.
Implying if you actually looked at the videos it wouldn't have been obvious

Implying that there isn't anyone on the BBS who is dense enough to post something that doesn't go with their post.

Response to: Park51 Islamic Center Posted October 5th, 2010 in General

At 10/5/10 11:42 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote:
At 10/5/10 11:38 PM, zen64 wrote:
At 10/5/10 11:35 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote: Why the mosque shouldn't be built
That's a video of a newscaster supporting the mosque.
Implying I did that on accident.

Implying you didn't do a terrible job at conveying sarcasm.

Response to: Park51 Islamic Center Posted October 5th, 2010 in General

At 10/5/10 11:35 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote: Why the mosque shouldn't be built

That's a video of a newscaster supporting the mosque.

Response to: Park51 Islamic Center Posted October 5th, 2010 in General

As a New Yorker, I have supported the Islamic Center from the get-go. They have every right to build it and it's blocks away from Ground Zero. I genuinely believe that those opposing the construction of the center are terribly misinformed. I recall in a hearing that one lady says that her son's body may be in the center, when in actuality, it's two blocks away from Ground Zero making it impossible for her son's body to be there.

In short, they are letting their emotions get the best of them. Not that I blame them, 9/11 was a terrible tragedy. But they mustn't let such emotions impede the freedom of others.

Response to: Cashiers these days... Posted October 5th, 2010 in General

Yes, because ALL cashiers who work in big chain stores suck at making change. ALL OF THEM.

Response to: Changing your username... Posted October 5th, 2010 in General

Hey, PhyroDragon. Is "TheSwagga" supposed to be a Gorillaz reference?

Also, only thing I would change about my name is the removal of the "64." Unfortunately, it's taken by some inactive account from 1999.

Response to: Pirites and ninjas Posted October 5th, 2010 in General

At 10/5/10 07:51 PM, ryanson209 wrote: When Rick Rolling' and Chuck Norris jokes end.

......................goddamn it.

Response to: Pirites and ninjas Posted October 5th, 2010 in General

When is this "pirates vs ninjas" bullshit going to end?

Response to: Any meets der girl? ;) Posted October 5th, 2010 in General

Yes, I've spoken to girls. They aren't mystical creatures, you know?

At 10/5/10 07:38 PM, tmkunt wrote: Across 110th Street,
pimps trying to catch a woman that's weak.
Across 110th Street,
pushers won't let the junkie go free.
Across 110th Street,
woman trying to catch a trick on the street.
Across 110th street,
you can find it all in the street.

You've been spamming lyrics in all of the threads that you've posted in but I've gots to give ya some credit for posting sum Bobby Womack.

Response to: Newgrounds: Lets catch a terrorist! Posted October 5th, 2010 in General

At 10/5/10 07:29 PM, speeling wrote: Who will join me???

I have no experience with weapons, even less experience with military procedures and I'm sleep-deprived. Let's do dis! >:(

Response to: Wanna cupcaek? Posted October 5th, 2010 in General

At 10/5/10 07:17 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: The secret is heroin.
At 10/5/10 07:25 PM, Ptero wrote: The secret is rat poison.

You have heroin in my rat poison, you have rat poison in my heroin! These are two great tastes that gosfgoggogoss........

*dies*
Response to: Boy finds curse word on bottle-cap. Posted October 5th, 2010 in General

It is clear that soft drinks have become sentient! Lock the fridge, bro. Next thing you know, a Mountain Dew will burn your house down!

Response to: Newground's Nobility Posted October 5th, 2010 in General

I crush the dreams and aspirations of teenagers everywhere. What's more noble than that?

Response to: I got fucking robbed!!! Posted October 4th, 2010 in General

At 10/4/10 08:14 PM, Supasang wrote:
At 10/4/10 06:15 PM, zen64 wrote: Lying blabbermouth shit
What was that?Care to repeat it?

Jesus Christ! It's called a joke. Get a sense of humor, you buzzkill.

Response to: I got fucking robbed!!! Posted October 4th, 2010 in General

At 10/4/10 07:27 PM, Zecampeao wrote:
At 10/4/10 06:18 PM, LIARD wrote: Defend yourself,
I would and I'm a small person
What the fuck would you do against a knife pointing at your guts?

Give him a nasty papercut with the coupons of course.

Response to: Fact-aliens Monitor Nuclear Weapons Posted October 4th, 2010 in General

At 10/4/10 06:37 PM, razorbladesigh wrote: Symbols on money?

America is Hyrule! Yes, it all makes sense now. Wait! Does that mean that Cheney is a Redead?

lol I is a nerd.
Response to: I got fucking robbed!!! Posted October 4th, 2010 in General

At 10/4/10 06:22 PM, hitman1993 wrote: Subway coupons and lint, what a fucking win for gangsters everywhere!

lol you know it, son! I got all dat pussy with dem subway coupons.

Response to: I got fucking robbed!!! Posted October 4th, 2010 in General

Ey yo, mothafuckas! What's good? So I was walkin' down the street and shit, son. When all of a sudden, I see dis white boy looking like he gonna piss himself! HahAhAhAHA! I needed sum pocket change, you know what I mean? So I walked up to the little motherfucka and told him to give his money. AHAahaha! He was all like, "i don't have any money." AhAAHAHAHahaHa! Then I pulled out mai knife and the little pussy gave me subway coupons and shit lol. This is how we do in da hood!

HOOTIE HOO!

Response to: Stop what you're doing. Posted October 4th, 2010 in General

At 10/4/10 06:05 PM, Dent0n wrote: Damn, what the hell is wrong with you people!

You just jealous cause we sexy!

Response to: The Lesser of Two Evils Posted October 4th, 2010 in General

At 10/4/10 06:03 PM, Silentkat wrote: They'll probably get addicted to painkillers or fuck up their career.

Yeah, this. But just for the hell of it. I'd say Edward because from what I heard, he hates playing that role. While Bieber boy is singing his annoying little vocal chords out.