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Mmm hmm, that is some ear rape. Though I didn't find it to be scary, I was laughing my ass off for some reason.

I'm not gonna lie, I would love to try some "Pope Terror Ale." Kudos to those officers for nipping this thing in the bud. As for the motive behind this attack, I'd say it could be because of the church's laxness when it comes to pedophilia amongst other things. Honestly, it could be for a lot of reasons.

At 9/17/10 02:59 AM, Kajenx wrote: Hmm, it reads like a rap for some reason. It's futile but I think that's the point, yes?

Well, originally, I intended it to be like any other poem. But then, as you said, it came out in the form of a rap. It's funny because I wasn't going for that direction at all. I guess some of mai ghetto-ness is leaking out or something.

O hai Andy! How was skool?

I agree, man. Things are looking up for CN. Though I can't help but be surprised by how many things they're getting away with. Like in Regular Show with lines like "What the H are we going to do about this S?" and pissing wizards and whatnot. Adventure Time has its moments too, I recall one episode where they meet some skeleton chick and she says, "Which one of you wants to mate with THIS? *moves her hands around her curves*"

Mind you, I'm not going on some sort of soccer dad temper tantrum. Hell, I'm lovin' it and how it makes me say "WHAT?" from time to time. But it in this generation with its hard-on for censorship, it's a miracle they could pull things like this off and bless 'em for it. Kiddies these days need some fucked up stuff in their cartoons, it builds character dammit!

At 9/16/10 11:00 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:

At 9/16/10 10:46 PM, zen64 wrote: Hello sigmaking peoples. I was wondering if anyone can please make a sig featuring this little guy below me. I would like it to have dark colors and for it to be eerie and unsettling. Oh, and just put "ZEN" somewhere in it, preferably in spooky type of font. Thanks in advance, guys!

This any good?

Dohohoho! It looks like you saw my previous request! Anyway, yes, YES! THANKS, MAN! It's perfect! I love the type of font you used and the purple smoke is awesome! Thanks again, good sir! You are a gentleman and a scholar!

At 9/16/10 10:51 PM, MattyT wrote: I like this a fair bit, even if it is a little poem that was probably thrown together in minutes. But yeah I enjoyed it, the length was short and sweet and the subject matter was something that I can I'm sure a lot of people on here could relate with.

Keep it up bro.

Thanks a lot, man! I appreciate the feedback, I really do. Also, yeah, the only reason I decided to post this anywhere is that a few internet peoples could relate.

I wouldn't say that's a sign of S&M but rather a sign that you're a fucking psycho. I am 100% serious, guy. I hope you made that shit up because if not, goddamn.

Hello sigmaking peoples. I was wondering if anyone can please make a sig featuring this little guy below me. I would like it to have dark colors and for it to be eerie and unsettling. Oh, and just put "ZEN" somewhere in it, preferably in spooky type of font. Thanks in advance, guys!

Hey guys! I got pretty bored one day and made this poem on my news post. I pretty much made it on the spot and would like to get your thoughts on it. I'm not planning to be a professional poet or anything, I'm just curious. Without further ado, here it is!

Beep beep beep beep
Is the sound my computer makes
As I sit down and eat various snack cakes
Time wasting is a pastime of mine
On the comp from moonlight to sunshine
I am the procrastination master
Not completing stuff while time moves faster
Faster faster faster it goes
As fast as these nails grow on my toes
Everyday begets constant regrets
I'm standing still while others soar like jets
As I go to sleep I let out a sigh
No matter how hard I try time flies by
Time flies by

Fuck da mainstream! I'm the underground type of cool.

Dohoho as if anyone knows who I am.

Who. The. Fuck. CARES?

At 9/13/10 06:44 PM, gamekillereater wrote: When will the Pokemon series end?

Pffffft! As if this series is EVER going to end? As long as Nintendo gets a shitload of money making them, it will keep on going and going and going and going and going and going......

and going and going and going and going AND GOING AND GOING AND GOING!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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my cuz falls for it every time.

Good By My Master?

More liek, "Fuckng Terrible By My Master."

With that said, seeing as how I somewhat aspire to be a writer. I'll give ya some constructive criticism. Let me just say that a ninja master being killed by a truck is quite creative and was perhaps the only thing that I liked about this story. There is zero depth to this story, you know? Where is the dojo? How long did the two ninjas know each other? How the fuck did a truck come crashing into a dojo?

Details, my friend. Details.

I would delve into some literary jargon like transitional stuff and whatnot but I am not to keen on that stuff.

Gap Band - Burn Rubber On Me

It's just SO FUNKY!

At 9/13/10 05:44 PM, 5FootLobster wrote:

to condemn to a punishment or fate; especially : to condemn to hell

first definition of damn it.

And? Are you going to stop saying it simply because it's influenced by religion? "Oh no! So and so word has some religious influence. I better stop saying it!" It's not as if you're going to become religious by saying these words. I mean, Christ.

Oh my science! Just relax, Einsteindamnit!

The third opening sounds pretty bad. Like "even I could sing better than this" bad.

Works fine for me.

I'd be a motherfucking Highlander! Fuck those tired supernatural creatures!

At 9/12/10 01:19 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote: The Bronx. Seriously, scary shit driving through there.

As someone who has live in The Bronx for 18 years, I have to say it depends on what part of The Bronx you're talking about. Around Pelham Bay, it's pretty harmless, it's probably the closest you can get to suburbia in The Bx.

The South Bronx on the other hand is quite notorious for it's crime rates. However, it isn't that bad where I live (near Yankee Stadium). Sure, there's a shooting here and there but as long as you don't wander around the projects or look like you're about to piss yourself, you should do fine.

But, but, never EVER walk around at night time alone. EVER. What I said in the above paragraph gets thrown out the window come nighttime. Gang members roaming the streets, junkies fighting each other, it is not fun at all to say the very least.

Then there's Hunts Point which is a complete shithole that I would never live in even if you paid me to .

Hey, you just don't fuck with a man's breakfast.

Um, wow. That sure is something. Prototype dick apes, huh?

And you tell people this the day AFTER 9/11? Some crusader of truth you are.

At 9/12/10 12:09 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: According to my calculations...

Unfortunately, your calculations are correct.

Sup sigmakers. I was wondering if any of you would be so kind to create a sig that involves this little guy below me. I'd like the color of the sig to be black and to have my name in spooky white letters with the ghost appearing on the right. I'll admit that that isn't exactly an inspired description but the general feel that I'm looking for is eerie and unsettling, perhaps with some sort of smoking effect.Thanks in advance, guys!

At 9/11/10 08:46 PM, PHL-Himself wrote: the people who haven't said 'happy birthday' were to lazy or didn't care about your b-day, so they are not your friends as well

Or they could know that you're fucking with them since they already know when's your birthday.

I could go for a nice thunderstorm right about now. It's nice and chilly in my 'hood but I really need some rain. Also, I have yet to experience my tech blowing up as a result of a thunderstorm though I live in an apartment building so I don't know.

Hi, Shelby!

At 9/11/10 08:21 PM, Kwing wrote: This thread is more about the question I asked in the second paragraph, though. I usually like to put a personal relation in the first paragraph and take the direct question and put it at the end.

KK. Well, in my opinion, I'd say that it's wrong to alter someone's thought process even if it is for their own good. Sure you're helping them, but they're not changing out of their free-will, you know? Or better yet, they are not as aware of the change as they would be if they were to make it on their own.

It's like a kid touching a stove, you can tell him not to touch because it's hot. But until he himself experiences the heat, he wouldn't understand. What you're talking about would be like hypnotizing the kid to not touch the stove without mentioning the heat.

As WaffleVoyager said, there is no black and white when it comes to this.

At 9/11/10 08:10 PM, Kwing wrote: Yeah. That's what I was wondering about. This is theoretical (at least for now), since this girl lives in a different country. I'm not really focused on playing some special role to her; I just want the cutting to stop. But she is nonetheless a romantic interest.

Then I'd suggest finding another way to help her stop, man. Assuming that by some freak chance your plan does work, once you're out of the equation, she'll go back to cutting herself. Has she ever been to therapy or anything? Because there has to be some underlying emotional problem that cause her to do that.

Regardless, don't do it! Psychological shit always sounds easy on paper but it can go south really, really fast.