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SURPRISE BUTT SECKS!!!

The song's called Original Condition. Tell me what you think!

Verse 1:
She took me in and cradled me
You just couldn't let me be
What was she trying to do
I don't know who's got a clue
You're locked up and I'm still here
They're all filling me with fear

Chorus:
Then I left her
In her original condition
Because you weren't the same
She was always the same
Into her package I put her
In your original condition

Verse 2:
You weren't the truth
And you don't even have a clue
Were you really feeling blue
Did I ever really know you
How can you be so sure
Why was I so sure

Verse 1.5
She took me in and smothered me
Why wouldn't you let me be
What was she trying to do
No one even has a clue
You're locked up and I'm still here
Another one is what I fear

Chorus 1.5
Then I left her
In her original condition
You despised your own
Couldn't keep your own
Into her package I put her
In your original condition

God damn American Psycho!!

I liked it! :D

I've never been to this side of the BBS before.. 0.0 You guys aren't like, killer robots or anything right?

Verse 1:
She took me in and cradled me
You just couldn't let me be
What was she trying to do
I don't know who's got a clue
You're locked up and I'm still here
They're all filling me with fear

Chorus:
Then I left her
In her original condition
Because you weren't the same
She was always the same
Into her package I put her
In your original condition

Verse 2:
You weren't the truth
And you don't even have a clue
Were you really feeling blue
Did I ever really know you
How can you be so sure
Why was I so sure

Verse 1.5
She took me in and smothered me
Why wouldn't you let me be
What was she trying to do
No one even has a clue
You're locked up and I'm still here
Another one is what I fear

Chorus 1.5
Then I left her
In her original condition
You despised your own
Couln't keep your own
Into her package I put her
In your original condition

Link please to really awesome game made by 7 year old.

And if you have a bad kid, you should look at his surroundings before blaming it on games. Does he have bad parents? Alcoholic dad? Stoner friends with alcoholic dads? Bad city? Bad school? Seriously if he has good little friends who do everything right, in a christian school, good law-abiding parents, and he plays GTA, do you think he'll be a bad kid just because of the fucking game?

I'm talking to this girl on Facebook. She saying that video games are bad for kids, blah blah blah, it warps their innocent little minds, and parents are bad if they let their kids play them. And I say, if they're old enough to play games and understand, like I don't know Grand Theft Auto, they should already know whether or not what they do in the game is right or wrong. If they don't, then the parents already fucked up. It's too late. I mean it's just a game. But of course they shouldn't play GTA, but they should already know what's wrong or right. They probably already looked at porn by then anyways.

In 5th grade we were required to have assignment books, and every once in a while there was little examples of how to plan your day and use you planner. Of the examples two people were talking on some kind of chat, one of their usernames was soccercrazed. So when I eventually changed my email address, I wanted something different, I loved Zelda a lot at the time, and still do, so I was like, why not ZeldaCrazed? but then I thought, that's too much of a rip-off from my planner. so I changed the C to a K. And my favorite number is 7. And thus ZELDAKRAZED7 was born! And pretty much have been using that until recently.

Like 6 inches to 6 and a half.

I've seen that before! I just didn't know why.

I don't know what you're talking about, because I never had that problem, just make sure it's clean and you're good to go. It seems like Xbox is really good about this kind of thing. I have my original Halo game form 2001 and it's scratched to shit but I can still play it on 360, same with Halo 2.

At 7/16/10 03:51 PM, TheGuyWithTheThing wrote:

At 7/16/10 03:49 PM, PsycadelicKid wrote: There are no women on the internet.

you're a fucking dumbass.

Oh god, a '10er that has 13 posts, and that signed up like 10 minutes ago.

At 7/16/10 11:59 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Why the fuck do you people love pokemon so much?

I was just using some random example. I had to think of some kind of argument so the topic of Pokemon felt suitable enough.

Recently I've been noticing a lot of people things like, "herp derp," "durp durp," or "dur dur dur" and etc. Doesn't that sound like something some 30 year old retard wouldn't say? It just sounds stupid, and childish. When people insult each other at one of those just makes they're comeback automatically suck.

"Hey guyz, i just got a pikachu!"
"fag"
"fuk you herp derp"

or

"Hey guys, I am educated in the English language and I know spelling and grammar! Also, I just caught : a Pikachu."
"That's so cool! Let's trade Pokemon over Wi-Fi!
"Hey, yeah! That sounds swell!"

lolwut

I think you should tell her how you feel. Bitch at her, or tell her calmly, just tell her what you told us.

Get two good wireless controllers!

This is from a movie based on a rock star. I will be quite surprised if anyone guesses this.

"The only reason we... even-- that it was even-- that she-- that it was even mentioned in the-- in the first place is really-- it wasn't for us, you know, like that she-- big fucking favor."

That's the first line of the film. The main character is just kind of mumbling to himself.

At 7/15/10 08:06 AM, herpderpderpderp wrote:: Oh shit, you sure showed me, copy & pasting my sign-up date and number of posts, Nice one man!

But that doesn't make you any less of an idiot or any more funny, you're still an idiot and you're still not funny.

You have know room to talk, because you're just another lame, new user. No one really cares what you have to say, until you've been on this site for like 3 years, and have like 2K posts. Then you'll understand how these users are.

But anyways, I tried the cheese thing, but it didn't work. I used cheddar cheese though. Did it work for any of you guys?

At 7/15/10 04:56 AM, NewgroundsNation wrote: I usually have vivid dreams around every night.

I never had a lucid dream though and I'm extremely anxious to have one.

I found a video to help induce lucid dreams. I really want to have one now. I think I'll try to fly around a bit and fuck someone. :D

At 7/15/10 04:56 AM, NewgroundsNation wrote: I usually have vivid dreams around every night.

I never had a lucid dream though and I'm extremely anxious to have one.

I've heard of those but don't know what it actually is, can you explain it to me?

I was looking around the web to find out how to have vivid dreams, and came across this! I haven't actually tried it yet, but will sometime when I go to sleep.

The guy says he just buys this Amish blue cheese and eats big chunk of cheese and he has some vivid, colorful dreams. He also said that any cheese will work and just eat a bunch about a half an hour before bed. I'm definitely curious to see if this will work.

If you guys try this, post what you dreamed about! You'll hear for me later.

At 7/15/10 04:24 AM, NewgroundsNation wrote: "Mah boi..."

"I wonder whats for dinner."

I think everyone knows this, but the stupid Zelda show.

How about this
"The only reason we... even-- that it was even-- that she-- that it was even mentioned in the-- in the first place is really-- it wasn't for us, you know, like that she-- big fucking favor."
This is the first few words of a movie where the speaker is kind of just mumbling to himself. I will be pretty surprised if anyone knows this.

At 7/15/10 04:13 AM, slingshot14 wrote:

At 7/15/10 02:11 AM, LAI-Z wrote:

At 7/15/10 02:00 AM, Silent-G wrote: Zombieland I believe.

Nope. I'll give you a hint. It's a book.

Zombie Survival Guide.

Book's funny.

How about this?
"War, war never changes."

No plus Internets for this.. :(

At 7/15/10 03:47 AM, NewgroundsNation wrote:

At 7/15/10 03:22 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 7/15/10 03:15 AM, NewgroundsNation wrote:

I've never stayed awake for a full 24 hours. I can't do it.

I feel like a vagina.

Actually sir, you're the winner.

Because depriving your body of sleep isn't good for you at all and just slows down your rate of
thinking and doing. Real champs sleep :)

Thing is, I sleep so irregularly, I seem to follow no sleep pattern. I cannot sleep with any background noise, I cannot sleep with any remote bit of light. I take more naps than I actually sleep.

Maybe I should try sleeping pills, I never attempted to take them.

Dude, earlier I saw you with a neutral level, and a green sig. how often do you change it?

and, uh, guy who created thread, do this and see what happens.

At 7/15/10 03:27 AM, OwnzAlot wrote: Your always a bitch! ;D

And staying up for 34+ hours = hallucination!

Do I get to hallucinate?

I can't sleep anyways. Well, don't want too. Damn Freddy Kreuger.

I can't think of anything to say, mew. Hey did you guys see the "I saw Katy Perry's boobs and I" thread, mew?

They were pretty nice.

At 7/15/10 12:09 AM, SuperGlueSavedMyLife wrote:

At 7/15/10 12:07 AM, Zeldakrazed7 wrote: So do you plan do that over and over and get banned from the site for spamming?

its not spam if it makes sense to the topic

lol, well I guess it's pretty cool, just not all that useful.

So do you plan do that over and over and get banned from the site for spamming?

Do what exactly? Just post the same crap in a bunch of threads?