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Does anyone hate that commercial with the fucking gazelle hitting some guy and then the other guy with the vitamin water rides off on it? It's so stupid. I've never hated a fucking commercial as much as I hate that one. If I was in charge of Vitamin Water and some asshole puts that commercial on my desk, I would fire him.

I'm making a simple shooter following this tutorial and it the game pause and sound part it says to add a timer in the code. I did that and it explains what it does,
" Now that timer = 0, the bullet wont shoot, so the player has to wait all the code to run at least 8 timer to shoot again (timer++ will increase timer by 1 every frame)"
Well, the timer can't increase because it's all on one frame... so what do i do?

At 6/28/12 11:09 PM, VJF wrote: I tried so hard to get into that show, even seeing the "dog" smoking weed wasn't enough to make me want to watch more than 3 episodes. Reminded me too much like it was trying to be kind of like a real life Family Guy.

It reminds me more of a Calvin and Hobbes type of thing

So what the hell. At the first season finale Ryan tries to go downstairs to get Wilfred's will, but when he opens the door to what is supposed to be steps to the basement, it's just a closet. I just finished watching the new episode of Wilfred, and it explains nothing. So what do you guys think?

Here you go.

Thanks a lot dude, I'm gonna use the second!

I'm totally lame, forgot the link to the Baird pic! Thanks again

I'd like a new sig, since my current one has that bad grey.. And I would like a nice Gears of War themed one, with Baird, I picked out a pic of him, but it doesn't necessarily have to be that one. I would also like the Gears Omen in the somewhere, too. Also it would be awesome if it said "Chicks dig the Baird"

Thanks guys, you all do a lot of cool shit!

At 4/4/12 06:35 PM, Gein wrote: How about you take her out on a date, man up, and kiss her. You fucking pansy.

We're at a boarding school and we can't leave campus. And I live in Madison, and she lives in Chicago..

There's a girl I like, who goes to my boarding school, which I'm currently at. She has gotten me some gifts already. She got me a cool clay necklace, a key chain, and a small cow stress thing that is squishy. So now I would like to get her something, but I don't know what. I could draw something, but I have no idea what.. Feelings between us aren't really open, but I'm pretty certain she likes me, and I like her too.

And please, be serious about your suggestions. Thanks!

At 2 days ago, majormelthesackboy wrote: Stretch panic?

YES!!!! Awesome!!! hahaha

What are some good Xbox Live Indie Games with local multiplayer? I only got 160 points so it would be best if they were 80 points. I already have I Made a Game With Zombies! and Total Miner: Forge.

Epithet

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3. a word, phrase, or expression used invectively as a term of abuse or contempt, to express hostility, etc.

At 2 hours ago, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: I have been over instant messengers. Actually quite a few times. Not a text message on a phone, but still through text.

I imagin you would feel like this.

It was for PS1 or PS2 I cannot remember. There were huge chicks in like black bikinis on small islands. You hand to pull on their tits or ass to launch yourself to other small islands to get to the end of levels.. I'm pretty sure. I played it when I was a kid. Funniest thing ever. Does anybody know the name of it? Or know what I'm talking about?

Only one way to fix this, go fuck her again. You'll realize it's worth it when you got a sexy friend with benefits!

How do I know if she is interested?

At 6 minutes ago, Elfer wrote: For real though, just be yourself. Women are pretty much like men but with different fun bits. Besides, if a girl doesn't like you for who you actually are, what's the point?

Just gotta relax, man.

I swear I just need to smoke like six blunts to do that. Then I could just remember what worked then.

At A few seconds ago, jsheppard wrote: (Getting dating advice from the internet? You can do better than that man.)

Just be yourself. You can't go wrong with that.

I can't. I'm not as comfortable talking to a girl as I am with a guy.

I have any idea to just really have a conversation a girl instead of just small talk.. There's just chick Hannah at my boarding school. She's in my grade and even though its a high school, we have the exact same schedule because it's small. And we don't really even talk much actually, but we have with friends a couple of times so its not like we just met. And I just really don't know how to talk to a female by ourselves.. Even if they are just my friend and I'm not interested in hem.

I pretty much grew up in private christian schools, so I never really had the push to get a girlfriend. Everyone in those places are in like 5th grade where they like a love some chick but never really do much and only like one or two ever actually date them. Or only date for a week. And I was among them, and never learned how to get a girl. The only reason why I've had one girlfriend was because she was a super slut that happened to like me, and I didn't have to do much.

Please help.. I know not everyone on Newgrounds is just a hermit in their parent's basement.

Well maybe she just started getting into dope and is just high a lot.

Definitely got to go with ZeldaFan64DS with Death Note. It's pretty damn sick! You should just watch an episode or two and see how it is.

Fucking damn it's THE SHIT. Ever since saturday, when I smoked a blunt listening to that shit I have been fucking loving it! But before I liked it and all, but I just thought wasn't that interesting. Now it's damn euphoric.

If you were high right now... which is 3:14 am, what would you do ...?

Dude it's just amazing.. There are countless amazing songs! The next time I'm stoned I'm headed there. There just amazing. Someone ought to put together a couple of compilations for actual albums!

Conker's Bad Fur Day. The Xbox version's story mode was okay, but the multiplayer sucked balls. They should do it over in HD with the original multiplayer games.

Also the original Halo Combat Evolved multiplayer. Not some bullshit expansion for Reach, Reach sucks.

At 8/1/11 10:42 AM, Mismo wrote: Wanna screw like rabbits?

I wanna get fucked like a rabbit!

At 7/31/11 02:02 PM, FairSquare wrote:

At 7/31/11 01:59 PM, EddyFromEEnE wrote: So question is, if Newgrounds were a city, what would it look like

Seattle.

ROAD TRIP.

At 7/25/11 03:36 PM, Squidbit wrote: Submitted: 05/25/2010 | 07:46AM EST

Really? You couldn't just look? That's not even the official chat, it's just a lame chat full of 6 year old retards. Judging by your username, you fit into that category.

No, click the chat link at the top. They made it the official chat! And yeah, I didn't realized it was a flash portal submission until after I posted this. :/

CHAT! How long has the chat been finished?? It's awesome!