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Response to: Can your pen create on its own? Posted December 16th, 2007 in Art

what cute booger monsters :>

Response to: Newgrounds Playstation 3 Theme! Posted December 16th, 2007 in NG News

At 12/16/07 11:04 PM, JohnnyUtah wrote:

THIS IS THE TYPE OF CHILDISH NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND YOU'RE ONLY PISSING OFF ME AND EVERYBODY ELSE HERE THAT HAS THE GOOD WILL TO GIVE YOU STUFF FOR FREE.

Its good to see the admins bitch about something I bitch about here like every day.

Response to: illegal text Posted December 16th, 2007 in Art

nah this is pretty shitty compared to the last thing I posted here...like months ago.

i did notice apparently "christmas" is now illegal text. That aint right.

Response to: illegal text Posted December 16th, 2007 in Art

At 12/16/07 10:50 PM, ngmastah wrote:
At 12/16/07 10:46 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: I have attempted to post illegal text?
Catch it before it enters the interwebs!

Online, noone can hear you type

^^^ original catchphrase plz dont steal copyright xzeketasf
Response to: Farts aren't funny Posted December 16th, 2007 in Art

I disagree.

The distortion makes this pic funnier because they are so grotesque looking.

illegal text Posted December 16th, 2007 in Art

I have attempted to post illegal text?

illegal text

Response to: Orginal Art Posted December 16th, 2007 in Art

lol @ the obvious troll.

also at people taking the bait.

Response to: A gun that shoots soda pop Posted December 16th, 2007 in General

At 12/16/07 07:24 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 12/16/07 07:12 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Fuck polynomials.
The what? What language is that?

Evil math language.

Response to: A gun that shoots soda pop Posted December 16th, 2007 in General

At 12/16/07 07:17 AM, McJesus wrote:
Oh man the amount of times I heard INTEGRATE F OF Y WHEN Y EQUALS (2x^4.`4^-15)/2x

To hell with findind the antiderivative of polynomials!

FINALLY, someone else who agrees!

A gun that shoots soda pop Posted December 16th, 2007 in General

Lets say, for the sake of argument, that you own a gun that shoots fresh cold soda.

Lets also say, you are on a planet where you are being hunted by critters whose only weakness is carbonated beverages.

You are in the desert, last of your squad. Your butt is where your head should be and you are thirsty as fuck.
If you dont get something to drink soon, you'll die. You have very little soda ammo left, and there is an critter not 100 yards away tracking you to your hideout, that only your soda can stop.

The question is:

What the hell is up with antiderivative polynomials? Are they like the most useless things in the world or what? I seriously dont get them and hated them in high school. Fuck polynomials.

Response to: My Next Animation Characters Posted December 16th, 2007 in Art

That robot police thing is very cute. I love the legs and feet.

If this series uses alot of frame-by-frame it could be very entertaining to watch.

Response to: My Next Animation Characters Posted December 16th, 2007 in Art

They kinds look like Grunts from Halo.
The lines drawing them are also madly thick, but that my be intentional for all I know.

Response to: Cock Shooter. Posted December 15th, 2007 in General

At 12/15/07 06:32 AM, Bertn wrote:

HAHA :D You're a guy from 22 with no live xD

You're a kid from 3 with no literacy skills.

Response to: Cock Shooter. Posted December 15th, 2007 in General

At 12/15/07 06:29 AM, Bertn wrote:
At 12/15/07 06:28 AM, Duffi wrote: What a boring game.
That game is fun xD Listen to it: "HEADSHOT" xD

lol XD man lol XD its so funny lolololol u r teh XD !!!! ^_^;

Die.

Response to: Cock Shooter. Posted December 15th, 2007 in General

No thanks, sir!

Response to: Nightwish - Sahara Posted December 15th, 2007 in General

Its called a synthesizer.

Response to: Tank Trophies and Free Wacoms! Posted December 15th, 2007 in NG News

I nominate XANDER for the Newgrounds leadership award. Give him a nice useless trophy I say!
He deserves it for having created: this cartoon which remains prettier than anything else on this site, and that includes freetown and bitey.

GIVE HIM HIS GOD DAMN TROPHY

Tank Trophies and Free Wacoms!

Response to: Juno Posted December 12th, 2007 in General

At 12/12/07 01:55 AM, Bolo wrote: Lead Actress was better in Hard Candy.

Seriously.

Ball chopping.

Response to: How Do I Run In A Window. Posted December 12th, 2007 in General

You click Minimize.

Response to: "Tuesdee" Posted December 11th, 2007 in General

Scooby Dooby went out on a tuesdee and drank some brandee from a cup made of ivoree.

Penis cunt butt shit.

Response to: Your Favorite Drink Posted December 11th, 2007 in General

I love to drink shit straight from an ass.

Response to: photography... Posted December 11th, 2007 in Art

At 12/11/07 08:57 PM, Lamoureux wrote: i cant think of anything to say because the moderator shattered my terrible logic

Fixed for accuracy!

Response to: photography... Posted December 11th, 2007 in Art

It looks like a fireworks explosion.
Except made of leaves and not fire.

Response to: Stop watching television Posted December 11th, 2007 in General

hey lois this is like that time when like that time when like that time when

hey lois i farted
Response to: My god... Posted December 11th, 2007 in General

Strange game. The only way to win is not to play.

HOW ABOUT A GAME OF CHESS?

Response to: Fav TV shows? Posted December 11th, 2007 in General

I like the show called "People Need to Make More Creative Topics"

Response to: Super Mario Galaxy Posted December 11th, 2007 in General

Mario Galaxy topic #44622578479243

Response to: Best of November 2007! Posted December 11th, 2007 in NG News

At 12/11/07 04:21 PM, weeweepoopoo wrote:
my newgrounds is tied with water lollies the score 4.55 and yet its still not on the list why?

You already asked this question on the previous page and someone already answered it as well you floundering doofus.

Response to: ITT Movies are real Posted December 11th, 2007 in General

You all died in Vietnam. Your lives are lies.

Response to: Newground Movies/Games in Forums? Posted December 11th, 2007 in General

Yeah great.

Now we'd have people linking to their shitty sprite flashes in the BBS too. As if the bbs wasn't bad enough already.

NO THANKS.