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Heh.

A guy named "Movie Watcher" says he liked all the movies.
Coincidence or irony?
You be the judge.

:p

At 8/22/04 01:03 PM, Pandabeer wrote: Hi everybody !! :D
I found this game, it's pretty nice :p very nice :D
just go to the link below and klik on the number to enter, watch out ;)
18 + securatie :p

w w w.pandabeer.protect0rz.nl

Have fun bye

Ooooh!
And the award for hocking one's own website in the wrong thread goes to......

*drumroll*

Envelope please?

*opens it*

Oh my gosh, I dont beleive it! Pandabeer is our winner. Take a bow and shh.

Ahhh.

That Worms part1 reminds me how much I miss the glory days of old 2-d sidescrolling PC games.

*sniff sniff*

*cries at loss of childhood*

At 8/8/04 04:00 AM, sneepioo wrote:

At 8/7/04 06:12 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: This personal picture is perfect.

well, it's ok, but not perfect.

Why wont it upload?
I have tried to change my personal picture about 30 times in the last few minutes.

press right click and than "reload" than the picture appears (JUST LIKE MAGIC!!!)

A.) Yo buddy. If that was your sad mild attempt to flame me, you really suck at it. Hate to tell you. But seriously. Go sadomize yourself somewhere if you have nothing to contribute to the forum, jackass.

B.) Hey, GFoxcook. I've been meaning to E-Mail you to thank you for all your support, man.

Look.

This personal picture is perfect.

Its only 12k.
Its 150x150 pixels in dimensions.
Its a GIF

Why wont it upload?
I have tried to change my personal picture about 30 times in the last few minutes.

I click "submit" and everything I changed changes, EXCEPT the personal picture.

Why, oh, why is it doing this?

Here is the image:

This probably happened due to a tadpole swimming up inside of her when she was swimming.

I'll tell you guys one thing, though....

...she is gonna have a hard time explaining her frog child to any future boyfriends or her husband. Thats for damn sure. You have any idea how many insects a frog eats? They cant support that damned frog! Go get a job, frog, and quit moochin' off yo mamma! Foshizzle!

The Joker, of course.

Not only is he crazed homicidal maniac. But he's funny as well. And he's a clown! Who doesn't hate clowns?

Thank you, Z0la.

That alloy thing is fantastic. But on a 56k modem it nearly made my computer implode on itself.

I need to get broadband. :(

How many of these damnable "I NEED A SIG!!1" threads are you going to be making today, Toxic Poop?

Dear Lord. Grow a brain you dense nad. Theres a "SIG" thread but 7 threads above this one.

You wanna sig? Here, have this thing I scribbled. Now quit making these damned threads, use the fucking search button, and please try to raise whatever IQ you have stashed away in your ass.

What a shame. Another bright young independent talent brought down by our cruel world. May he rest in peace.

At 6/15/04 09:59 PM, _stem_ wrote:

At 6/15/04 07:31 PM, z0la wrote: Some good stuff.

Can I recommend that thing by ZekeySpaceyLizard. Top notch graphics and very, very funny.

LIES.

I agree.

Stupidity eh?

Hmmmm.

Once long ago, a girl in a class of mine was bending over to sit down. The boy behind her said "Get yo' ass outta ma face!"

She turned and said:

"Get yer face outta my ass!"

I laughed like a hyperactive babboon on steroids that day.

I recently fell off of a bus. I have bee using a cane for about two months now. I should probably sue the school but I doubt I could win the lawsuit and it would require me hiring a lawyer.

So, should I sue the pants off them?

Okay....

Didnt work....
Just send this crap post to the Spam area.

Sorry, for wasting your time. w00t.

I need to test something with a GIF that I made....

Do not disturb please...

What is the worst movie you have ever seen?
For me: "Godsford Park"

How bout thee?

sound of Zekey giggling.....(snicker snicker)

its them screwy servers we know an' love

The pope would probably win, yeah.
He'd run in screamin' "I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!!!"

He' throw his hat an' kill people like in James Bond

sweeet

I love Weird Al....not in THAT way.
He's just one of the few true originals out there...and a great musician! Play accordian, Play!

I'm happy.
I have no beef with Sony and the PsP or any of the other handhelds trying to work into the market but...

the N-Gage is just wrong. Why pay nearly $300 for something that isnt even nearly half as good as the GBA? I think it shows that the video game industry is getting just a bit too big, cuz now conglomerates will start making crap and the market will be flooded with it..... like MTV.

Heh heh!
You guys are nuts but.....that chainsaw Idea mentioned earlier could be an added plus.
I do rather enjoy a good murder every now and then....
(lightning flashes/ evil laughter)

This Hallow's Eve, me n' ma friend Nim% are going to pull some pranks....

You know how lazy people always put bowls of candy outside their houses with signs that say "please only take one" then leave the bowl unattended.....

Were actually going to enforce that rule....cuz when the first little child grabs more than one...I'm gonna run down the street throwing the candy screaming"FINE!!!! TAKE IT ALL!!!!!" and bellowing like a daft looney.....

Anyway, what practical jokes have you guys played on Halloween? Post your pranks here, friends( and enemies)

This is a really bad idea for a Flash cartoon:

You see a little kid standing there..........suddenly he flies into a wild eye-popping arm-gnashing tongue-wriggling howl where he runs around shreiking "THE MOOSE!! THE MOOSE!! THE MOOSE!!!!!"

....then he stops.....and the blamming begins.

or would it? Could this strange toon be pulled off?
WHAT SAY YOU???? cuz I might make this

Hey, I've seen this guys stuff a few times before....
I love Flash that isnt mainstream....too much mainstream flash attempts to copy the ideas of others.

another good n0n-mainstream Flash site is JibJab.com

First:

Do you agree that the horrible new 'Chibi Gundam' show is the worst thing to ever happen to anime?

Its not your Internet connection. It takes 10 minutes for friggin GOOGLE to come up on my computer. But cartoons load normally. Its either your modem or your graphics card.

Personaly it probably is da Graphics Card.. ;(

Sometimes I feel as though I'm the only American who owns a Gamecube....and enjoys it. PS2 rules and of course, deserves to rule....but.....Am I alone? Or am I a lone NG player in a world of Sony and X-Box?

P.S. dont my bbs sig pic rock?
P.P.S. He's ma comic book character.....

Ha-Hey....whether ya like him or not, post some funny pictures of our current Presidente'
Hes on T.V. right now, interrupting "City Slickers"

You guys may wanna preserve me in ice. Cause I beleive I am the one and only person in the world who really liked the Mario Bors. movie. I know it had nothing to do with the game.....but still...I enjoyed myself.

Lets say I wanna make a web site. But I dont wanna dot com website where I gotta pay cash for it.....geocities, angelfire, and a few others like tripod loom out there....all looking quite attractive offers. Problem is, not all o dem lets ya get yer site to show up in.....say, google....or metacrawler...and whatnot. Opinions for posting here, people's!