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I smoke many things.

Salt.

Cow eyes.

In fact just the owther day I smoked a kitten. Cutest blunt EVER!11lolziamnotfunyy!!11!

At 1/29/05 09:02 PM, Zephyrlot wrote: So far every website I have visited has had a major downfall in users and/or has not updated in a long time. WE MUST STAY ROGETHER AND SURVIVE THIS!

The Net is closing?
Now where will I get my free porn from?

*weeps uncontrollably*

*action described between aterisks*

At 1/29/05 08:33 PM, jamaican1 wrote: who thinks that some people is a pain in the ass.

By pain in the ass do you mean they are annoying?

Or are you talking about anal sex?

Because both are unpleasant (from what I've heard).

At 1/29/05 08:27 PM, -NimpyPoo- wrote:

At 1/29/05 08:25 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Sesame Street was so much better than all these shows combined.

ok, that wasnt funny at all. dont ever try to be funny again

That wasn't comedy.

That was truth.

Sesame Street was so much better than all these shows combined.

Read the article in this link first.

The sad thing is that he was aquitted. If this isn't a sign that the world is coming to an end, then I dont know what is. Be careful folks. Your next door neigbor could be one of these possesed chicken people.

:<

Clearly it no longer exsists because of a glitch in the Matrix.

With invention of forums, chatrooms, and cell phones I reckon in 1000 years we will all be speaking in bleeps, bloops, and 1337.

What a horrible future it will be.

Best Videogame ever?

Super Metroid.
or possibly Half-Life2.

nuff said. No pics from me like omg

Not all programs use Backspace.

Art programs, and graphing programs need the delete key.
Backspace is mainly for word-processors like "Word" or "WordPefect"

Its nice to see Luigi every now and then.

He keeps getting the shaft in videogames. And Luigi's Mansion wasn't quite as awesome as we hoped it would be.

At 1/29/05 07:14 PM, Kass- wrote: Everyone knows Silly rabbit trix are for kids!

and that The Moonlight Sonata by Ludwig Van Beethoven is crunk.

Hear me now people.
That Trix rabbit is gonna brutally murder them little kids in a commercial one day. He's already gone insane. Look at him. Constantly twitching, inferiority complex, bipolar, anger at the children who stave him off from the cereal he himself created.

Some day.

Some day soon......

He is gonna snap. And I hope I am there with the VCR on to record it.

Also Moonlight Sonata is lovely but I'll take "Queen of the Night" or "La Fortuna" over it anyday of the week.

At 1/29/05 07:13 PM, Master_Hogginsworth wrote: Rephrase: You are trying to get yourself arrested.
How do you do it?

I would throw enraged chimps at old ladies in the middle of the park.

Then I would pee in a water fountain.

and then I would kick a policeman in the crotch.

If he did not arrest me for doing those things, I would give up and go home.

I would run my ass-raping dad over with a golf-cart.

What the fuck kinda question is that? It maketh no sense, good sir.

But.....

but.......

Toxins are my friends.

:frowny: :(

Great.

We're all fucked.

And not in a good way.

Oh yeah?

OH YEAH?

well......um......my mom gave me a pot of gold. So there.

Religion doesn't keep the world together/ What have you been smoking?

Haven't you heard the phrase:

Money makes the world go 'round

That's the truth.

I hope this link works. Please God. Make it work. Clothes for thee, topicmaker.

It got locked.

Methinks Deja Vu will soon be visiting.

:(

There was a store called Gayfers near my house.

I always giggled at it because I was immature.

And luckily I still am.

Tee hee.

An image tag.

Why dont we have one? It seems all one can do here is attach an image. But this takes up server space.

Is there an image tag? I dont think so. I might be wrong though. If I'm not, then I beleive we very much need one.

How much sense did that make? Any at all?

Oh damn, boy!

He be ratin' up da signatures in da house!

(rate the pic for mine plz. The text around it is as.....we say....under construction. Which is a fancier way of saying I'm Lazy.)

At 1/28/05 07:09 PM, Againstmyself wrote: I rock....

100 posts?!??!?!?

Thats almost 101 posts!!!!!!!!!!!

</sarcasm>

At 1/28/05 07:02 PM, -Lazy- wrote: who hasnt fucking seen that

Clearly the man with swollen balls who had his photo taken.

At 1/28/05 06:59 PM, Deathsaw wrote: You know what I will do.

One to ten and a brief description.

Oh boy.
My name is long, bloated, and smells of weewee.

THE WORLD IS A MUFFIN!

It's a fucking muffin, damnit!

At 1/28/05 06:47 PM, Das_Fortress wrote: Okay, i don't want everyone to think i'm just trying to broadcast my audio.. i do that with my signiture. But my song, "Emotional Fear" is a really pretty piano song and i wanted to know if you guys think it's worthy to be used in a flash... let me know...

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/view.php?id=576250&sub=16395
<3

Its very pretty.
Like fairy music or something.

I wish it was longer though........

At 1/28/05 06:43 PM, Master_Hogginsworth wrote: I am not a copycat! I just disagree.

"the only things that matter in it, to me are other people.

all of these stupid games and art and movies are all crap, and they will be forgotten

and all of the art everything that is so glorious here and all over the earth will all be destroyed"

The people suck. We have nearly 7,000,000,000 of them! We need more art, movies, and crap!!!! Kill 90% of the people and make the stuff last longer. BURN! BURN! BURN!

Put the crackpipe down, son.
Before you hurt somebody.

Just put the crackpipe down!

*weeps uncontrollably*

You dont know what vaseline is?

Well! Its very simple, my good man!

Here's the definition straight from Webster himself:

Vaseline: Line or lines that appear on a vase.

There. Hope that helps.