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Response to: Store update: New poster! Posted September 9th, 2008 in NG News

At 9/8/08 12:22 PM, bob wrote: Four in a row...

CONNECT FOUR.

Pretty sneaky 'sis >:C

Response to: Store update: New poster! Posted September 7th, 2008 in NG News

At 9/7/08 05:05 PM, Afro-Ninja wrote: 2. Do I really need to answer this? It's simple business. Rob works on the store. He is a paid employee of Newgrounds. The store already required a large amount of time to become what it is, and I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of that was due to the inventory/checkout system. It's not like paypal has a simple drag and drop module that you can add to your store and make it work. Paypal usually deals with gateways that move back and forth between sites, and it can be kind of messy. Long story short, NG would be paying money to implement a system that would lose money.

tonight, the part of Stomer will be played by ZekeySpaceyLizard
[STOMER]

NO THAT MAKES NO SENSE. WHY CAN YOU NOT SEE MY LOGIC THAT PAYPAL IS A GOOD PROGRAM. I DONT CARE IF IT COSTS YOU GUYS MONEY TO IMPLEMENT. WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS? I'M THE CUSTOMER. DA CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT (EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NOT BOUGHT ANYTHING)!
FUCK U FOR NOT BENDING TO MY DEMANDS. LOOK AT MY DEEK AS IT FLAPS IN THE WIND. PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK PLARK

[/STOMER]

curtain comes down
lights dim
Response to: Store update: New poster! Posted September 7th, 2008 in NG News

hurr hurr at the kids who have no bank accounts or credit cards and are still whining about paypal :>

those radical wrong doers stickers are neat

and a good simple advertisement strategy
maybe after polypeptide is done i'll order some stickers and stick em around town so all the retirees and hobos can squint at them

that poster is very badass

Response to: S.o.d. Mafia Posted September 3rd, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

Celebrity or not, this is the 2nd topic you've made for this shit.
Fuck off.

Response to: Copy 'n' Morph Posted September 2nd, 2008 in Art

This is a stupid topic idea and you spent no time or effort on that image at all.
Whats worse is you made two topics for this crap.

Response to: castle 2 Posted August 31st, 2008 in General

Its called "You arent old enough to be on newgrounds. Go eat some wasps."

Response to: how can we stop illegel immigration Posted August 31st, 2008 in General

We cant. Get used to it and fuck yourself in the eye.

Response to: I have a question for you, NG. Posted August 31st, 2008 in General

At 8/31/08 09:21 PM, Infinite-one wrote:
At 8/31/08 09:18 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: I dont like spanners. I told you I dont like spanners.
This forum is a spam forum, virtually.

Think. Where do topics go when they don't fit into the other forums? Here.

And there have been more spammy threads before.

I said SPANNER

Wow

That reference went COMPLETELY over your head.

Oh BBS. You never cease to both disappoint and amuse me.
pitiful.

Response to: games with horrible boss fights Posted August 31st, 2008 in Video Games

Considering your post in this topic, perhaps a better topic title would be "Games that are Horrible"

Response to: Link to the Past: Hole Posted August 31st, 2008 in Video Games

Walk into it.

Response to: I have a question for you, NG. Posted August 31st, 2008 in General

I dont like spanners. I told you I dont like spanners.

Response to: "My First Flash" Submissions Posted August 31st, 2008 in General

At 8/31/08 09:13 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: So tell the bullshit from the truth and leave some honest, helpful reviews.

Which will then get deleted by the shitty moderation staff of the portal, and will cause you to get banned.

LOVE THAT CHICKEN FROM POP EYES

Response to: Internet: The Pathetic Practicality Posted August 31st, 2008 in General

Yeah it couldnt possibly be because religious debates are never ending, redundant, and never come to a conclusion.

Response to: did nintendo steal Posted August 31st, 2008 in Video Games

Nintendo stole mario from italy

this is payback

Response to: Hydro Thunder Posted August 31st, 2008 in Video Games

At 8/31/08 08:56 PM, LTmatt wrote:
Oh, what the fuck else do you people expect on these forums?

That is a good point. This is the bbs after all.

Response to: cant b spiritual n atheist Posted August 31st, 2008 in General

Can we add a new rule to the BBS that says Kids arent allowed to have religious opinions?

So we can avoid tardism of this variety?

Response to: Hydro Thunder Posted August 31st, 2008 in Video Games

At 8/31/08 08:51 PM, LTmatt wrote: hey guys i'm a /v/ troll

haha
oh you card

Response to: Mario Kart Wii Posted August 31st, 2008 in Video Games

At 8/31/08 08:47 PM, LTmatt wrote:
The order is:

1. MK Double Dash

You are one really shitty troll.

Seriously.

Response to: I feel like an asshole Posted August 31st, 2008 in General

You should have socked her and stolen her stuff.

And then lit your computer on fire.

And then cut your dick off with a butter knife.

And then posted about it on TEH BBS XD

Response to: Sw:fu Or Grid? Posted August 31st, 2008 in Video Games

Buy madden 09

hurrrrrr
Response to: What Is your Fave sonic charecter? Posted August 31st, 2008 in Video Games

At 8/31/08 01:45 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote:
At 8/31/08 12:22 PM, VenomKing666 wrote:
Exactly.
Fuck off. I'm not saying that I like any new characters, but that's a stereotype.

Its also accurate.
I know the truth hurts, but its accurate.

Hydro Thunder Posted August 31st, 2008 in Video Games

They really should make a new one of these.

HYRDROOOOOO THUNDERRRR

DAMN THE TORPEDOES

LAKE POWELL

Still the best boat game.
I wonder why they havent made a new one, oh right because Midway only makes mortal kombat these days. :[

Hydro Thunder

Response to: Mario Kart Wii Posted August 31st, 2008 in Video Games

I think this is the 3rd best mario kart. 2nd being N64 kart and 1st being DS kart.

Also anyone who thinks Mario Kart on Wii is too difficult is a big fucking pussy. Its harder, sure. But its not hard.

F-Zero on gamecube. Now THAT was hard. holy hell damn the campaign.

Response to: wii or ps3 Posted August 31st, 2008 in Video Games

At 8/31/08 02:24 PM, thisspartan wrote: I have a Wii and a 360. Best combo ever if you ask me.

this.
360 has the best library now anyway. and pretty much all the ps3 library.

Response to: Freddi Fish, Pajama Sam Spy Fox Wii Posted August 29th, 2008 in Video Games

At 8/29/08 02:40 AM, knightsofthecircle wrote:
Now, when they make new stories for the Wii, then I'll buy them.

maybe it'll happen

i dont think child-friendly pc games sell well these days anyway

Response to: RnB music. Posted August 28th, 2008 in General

What Gagsy said.

You shouldnt be listening tor radio anyway, its almost all shit these days.

Response to: I'm Tired of This Posted August 28th, 2008 in General

You sound pretty sad.
Maybe you should end it all.

Response to: Whistle Points? Posted August 28th, 2008 in General

Why do you care? The review mods are terrible and newgrounds is filled with stolen shit.

The whistle points are only there to make it seem like you 'contributing' to the site somehow.

Response to: Naruto is a disgrace to Anime Posted August 28th, 2008 in General

who needs candy island?
its safer at the docks

Naruto is a disgrace to Anime

Response to: What I hate about Newgrounds Vol. 2 Posted August 28th, 2008 in General

At 8/1/08 06:01 PM, Archon68 wrote: 9. I'll finish off this list with something I love about newgrounds... The forums. They are well put together, and the moderators do a great job of controlling them. I think it's the best part about Newgrounds.

Thank you for reading!

I thought you were serious up until this part.
Even internet newbies can tell the bbs is the worst forum on the internet.
I'll assume you're a decent troll.