This has nothing to do with this topic but someone sent me a PM so hilarious I feel I should share it with the world.

From: chillbro
Sent: 07/02/09 01:20
Subject: HEy

Fuck you for the discription of vote 5 for Mario. The best the best thing about you is that you can't understand you're a gay cock sucking bitch.

lmfao

The volcano burrito is delicious.
I hope they dont get rid of it. I care not for unhealthy it is. I'M A FUCKING AMERICAN. FUCK YOU.

Boy I wish someone in this thread would have the keen observation that most of newgrounds is full of teenage males and compare it to a festival of sausages.

Cause no-one has done that yet, bro.

The easiest way to fix the scouting system is to make it so only certain people can scout.

Admin approved people.

At a later date these people can then vote to add a new scouter to their ranks who is granted the same abilities as them.

But its a GROUP vote made by appointed individuals

either way its too late to fix now

Also

Tom

Whenever you, bob, psychogoldfish, jeff, plato, max, dennis or any of the other admin people i've forgotten have the chance

you guys could make an option to display art thumbnails on ones userpage that link to the particular piece in the art portal.

i'd rather have those under my journal entries than "favorite audio submissions" and "trophies"

just an idea

At 6/26/09 03:03 PM, CalvinGodly wrote:

This is very interesting indeed.

Yeah, with Project Natal coming soon, I'd think that the 360 would be higher then the Wii.

I think this destroyed any hope I have of that being any good.

man i love

things

explosions n shit

At 6/18/09 06:39 PM, lemonshaman wrote: its great and all, but you guys shudve added a blam kind of thing like the flash portal and i guess the audio portal has that too, because that would help out alot, we dont want useless shit floating around our Art portal D:<

Its too late already.

Abandon ship. Women and children first.

At 6/11/09 07:21 PM, Zyphonee wrote:
No, once, on a complete display of pure esscence of faggotry, a Meet n' Fuck game got monthly and won the 250$

still not as bad as the year that Lilium bullshit beat Sqeezy's halloween cartoon.

At 6/9/09 12:48 PM, TomFulp wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 5968

FUCK YEAH.
We need more of this kind of stuff here

10. One More Brawl Taunts

doooooooo hohohohohohohohohohho

16. Saunich der Hejhaug
17. Hyperboy: Episode 5

these two should have been in the top 5 instead of brawlfunnies (much as i enjoyed it) and the street fighter collab.
these two were just frikkin brill.

11. Meet'N'Fuck Detective RPG

god damnit newgrounds.

At 6/9/09 02:43 PM, Toonmore wrote:

At 6/9/09 02:16 PM, Goat-Man wrote: There were a few games I had to leave out that I'm sad I did
Lots of good stuff to choose from this month

no one cares what you voted for

this.
noone gives two dinks what toons gave you your jollies this month.

At 6/9/09 04:51 PM, AronKong wrote: Seriously Tom? You decided to put Have A Nice Day flash or whatever its called number 3 instead of Pico Epsilon. Were you drunk or high?

Are you this dense? People voted on these you shit-gargling slag.

At 6/8/09 03:33 AM, Gerkinman wrote:

Your a true pal <3

I'LL PAL YOU IN THE FACE

i just noticed gerkinman's name does not appear on the top 5 list thing

tom should fix that so all authors on a thing get listed next to a flash

someone go pester him about that i am too lazy

At 6/4/09 04:27 PM, Fleshlight wrote: I think there's too many orange beams going on in a lot of the backgrounds. How about some originality?

ahhahhhahahhahhaha

At 6/5/09 07:57 PM, drakelord-nK wrote: Already blocked the whole directory, =); But thats ok, because I support NG in other wways.

Oh please. Do tell.

Probably a glitch

At 6/4/09 04:30 AM, cast wrote: AD blocker people should see pictures of diseased sexual organs covering NG.

also, sound should play.

set it so these 'ads' play loud horrible music. if these people are stopping your from getting the money from the ads, might as well drive them off right? they're pretty much useless anyway.

singing genital warts.
in particular have them sing reggae. i believe that would be best.

At 6/3/09 11:09 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote:
How did you not get that?

because like many other people on the bbs, he's a stupid child who shouldnt even be here. however the only way to get removed from the forums is to criticize them. that irony is delicious isnt it?

you're too nice to these people Tom. i dont have adblock on and my pc is from 1996 and chugs to a near halt with half these ads. you dont see me bitching about them.

make the new banner something more brutal and aggressive.

full size

mini sized:

At 6/3/09 01:20 AM, Gagsy wrote: I fucking hope no one is afraid to speak their minds here. It's just the internet after all. If you worry about how others see you on here then you just care too much and need to step back.

This.

The internet is a pile of shit full of world's saddest people engaging in the world's saddest activities.

At 5/31/09 11:00 AM, Jonas wrote: I'm not going to ban anyone posting in here provided you act civil.

ahahhahaha

Stuff like this reminds me why I keep coming here. Its a barrel o' laughs.

I hope he enjoys making 40 or 50 dollars off those.

At 5/30/09 11:28 AM, Zyphonee wrote: What the fuck?!

Illwillpress's last three movies didn't get any awards whatsoever?! Does this mean... Newgrounds is evolving?!

thats only because none of them have been frontpaged, thus none of the goths (who never visit the portal itself) have been able to 5 it mindlessly.

At 5/27/09 05:49 PM, Luis wrote: You would just end up plugging your own shit wether its related or not, and it would ruin the point of having collections and giving regular users the power to make associations. The whole idea behind things you might like, is that based on feedback from other users who've been searching viewing similar movies.

thats insinuating that all the artist here are selfish narcissistic assholes. I'd rather link my flash's to flash's by Bug or Kol Belov or Ansel than the tankman ripoffs that are currently populating the list.

At 5/27/09 07:16 PM, TomFulp wrote: There will be growing pains

alan thicke and kirk cameron approve!

At 5/27/09 07:16 PM, TomFulp wrote: There will be growing pains

alan thicke and kirk cameron approve!

At 5/27/09 02:34 AM, loerandloer wrote: Id rather watch youtube then this terrible layout. Which is a real shame because NG has some great flash. Oh well, I guess i can go set up a account at that other flash site ive been meaning to check out.

Sign-Up: 06/05/07
Flash Reviews: 77
Flash Submitted: -none-

what a shame to see such an important denizen of newgrounds leave!!!!!!

At 5/27/09 02:40 AM, JohnnyUtah wrote: RAWR IM SO ANGRY I WANNA ARGUE SOMEBODY ARGUE WITH ME

YOUR BIG UGLY FACE IS AS DUMB AS A BUTT

tom: idea

make it so we can EDIT the "other flash you might enjoy" thing

that way i can link people to flash my friends have made when they are watching something of mine
instead of being linked to whatever flash-in-the-pan-flavor-of-the-month video game tweenfest happens to be popular at the time

i think that would kick ass

lol picture spam

also tom

the whole 'here's other flash you might enjoy' thing sucks.

Lilium is fucking terrible piece of shit and I dont think any artist with half a brain cell likes seeing it advertised next to their own work which they put effort into.

new layout is good.

clicking the moon makes the fucking awful fucking laggy flash ads all around the page go away which lets the cartoon play smoothly.

tom
you should give people the option of choosing this lay out, the classic one, and the chinese communist one

yup yup yup

Thats a big ol post, Tom Flup

Use the video as a guide and draw it bit by bit.

Dont trace the video. Rotoscoping and tracing always looks shitty and terrible. ESPECIALLY in flash cartoons.