Hey teens, there's this fancy new thing called 'talking'! After you dial a number, you don't even have to use your thumbs! Amazing!

But seriously, I'm 14 and I have sent exactly 0 texts in 14 years. Fuck yeah.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

You forgot the Materia Slots!

nerdrage

If you want a game that bad, swallow your pride and bring a parent with you.

But don't blame GameStop. I bet that they had some problem with some overprotective middle-aged PMSing mom who went batfuck insane when she saw that her innocent 17-year old kid bought an M-rated game.

While I'm pretty sure the OP is a redneck, I have to admit that looked pretty fun.

Next time you do this, send me a corpse or two.

To be honest, I don't think that this is the type of thing that should even be voted on.

Two adults, at or beyond the age of consent should be able two do anything they want, provided it isn't harming anyone, and they both consent to it. I mean, how can the public say "Oh no, you can't get married, it violates OUR beliefs"?

Since we have computers, I would wipe the memory of everyone's H drive, except for one random student, who would be today's unlucky victim.

I would then draw penises on all of the white/chalkboards, along with graffiti of that poor kid's name.

On my way out, I would ruin all those annoying motivation posters.

Nah, I wouldn't fuck with someone's emotions like that just for 25 cents.

More? Possibly. And if I did, I'd put a sign that says 'Taken by ghosts' where it was for the lulz.

No guys, I'm pretty sure Tom Fulp can do anything.

Wait, I bet he couldn't destroy himself permanently and then come back to life.

...

Who?

Well, good thing that we're coming to kick their ass in a year or whatever, but maybe before we get there, the women will get tired of this shit. Maybe they'll form a rebellion or something, I mean, hell hath no fury like a PMSing woman with a gun.

And I like turtles too.

4kids is a rich business.

Newgrounds has their ads so they can make enough money to support this website.

/thread

Name it after whatever Tom decides to name his son.

Or maybe TankBird.

At 3/29/09 01:04 PM, Victory wrote:

At 3/29/09 12:21 PM, Pugberto wrote: Well you do, why is that there is an Atheist campaign to have "In God we trust" taken off the American dollar bill?

Because the United States of America was founded on secular principles, and such a motto violates that.

Check out the first amendment of your constitution:

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;"

The motto was added in 1956 during the Red Scare.

Like the 'Under God' part in the Pledge of Allegiance?

Anyway, I think that all the OP did was make the general Atheist look like a douchebag who enjoys converting Christians.

At 3/23/09 10:28 PM, Oxymaniac wrote: Request for NG Milwaukee meet, please.

^^^^^^

THIS. PLEASE.

Disturbed would result in an angry child with mental disorders.

Tool would make a baby who grows up with no initiative and is used by others.

Creed would... actually, lets just not go in that direction.

And Led Zeppelin might make baby Fulp an aspiring dirigible pilot. Of course, you never see blimps nowadays.

You just won an internet, good job.

Hell, it seems that the only time cancer gets attention is when someone 'famous' gets it. Some 40-year old aging mother got cancer in New Jersey? Who cares.

Some rich-ass lowlife celebrity gets cancer? OMG LETS RESERCH TEH CURE 4 HER!1!11

I am a bit grateful though, every time someone important gets cancer, people donate more money to the cause. It shouldn't be that way, but oh well.

They're on Guitar Hero?

News to me, I liked them before the prepubescent young children who play Guitar Hero and think they're a guitar legend got hold of it.

I do, sadly.

Oh no guys, he was right!

The way I see it, you have quite a few options.

1, If he's anywhere near your size or strength, kick his fucking ass so hard that he coughs up shit and blood for life.

2, If he's larger than you, get him to do something violent to you, and call the police on his ass.

3, If you have access to Photoshop, and have the skills, make an awkward picture of him, and show it to your sister.

4, Assuming your sister isn't a bitch, tell her about this shit, and try to force a breakup.

And then there's always the option involving a pistol, duct tape, and a garbage bag.

This is ironic, I stabbed this one bitch who didn't give me a cigarette, and then I had sex on a beach.

Us teenagers are such troublemakers.

The lack of reality in the thread HAS been noted.

ZekePowerfulism

Symptoms: Nerditis, Strength -2, Silence, Poison.

Cure: Get a life.

Your ego isn't inflated at all, is it?

Happy 7,777th post.

Imma gonna cure Cancer and Super AIDS.

Be back in a minute.

Are you kidding me? I even block the plain annoying guys who send pointless messages, spam or not.

All 2 of them.

Oh you know, we might want them for hunting or self-defense. Sure, it's very unlikely somebody is going to break into your house, but if that's the case, you'll feel better if you have a gun with you instead of nothing.

It's really only the total fucktards who kill themselves, others, and do irresponsible things with guns that make up the stereotypical gun-crazed American. To be honest, I'd much prefer a tazer for self-defense than a gun. Maybe people should have to go through a mental stability test before buying a gun. And if gun rights were taken away, nothing would change, people would still buy and sell guns. Remember Prohibition?

No, I actually thought of the Very Hungry Caterpillar, which I found more entertaining than anything the CC ever spat out.

Wait, Tom uses Google? So it truly is the search engine of the gods...

While I'm pretty sure the Pope has all this flaming coming, since he didn't exactly choose his words carefully, you're all overreacting.

I'm fairly sure that if someone went over there and said "HEY KIDS, USE CONDOMS AND YOU WON'T GET AIDS!1!1!" the AIDS rate would increase slightly, or stay the same. The uneducated masses would have the mindset that the condom is a magical thing that keeps you from getting AIDS no matter what. Condoms don't work if used as water balloons, put on the wrong way, or if they're too big/small. And then there are the smart ones who actually use them right.

Damn man, sorry to hear that, assuming it's true.

I mean, that 'E' looks nothing like a swastika. Hell, it hardly even looks like a regular E. If anything swastika-related, it might look a bit like the Hindu version, and that's if you're half-blind and LOOKING for something 'offensive'.

On the bright side, if your parents believe you, it basically equals 5 free days off of school. If your parents are anything like mine are, if you take them in there, your dad will fume, and your mother will bitch. Combine the threat of a lawsuit (don't ask how), and you're back in.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
More Than Desensitized - 100g
Manage to watch Sham-Wow! with a straight face, witness real-life violence without being scared, and do not cry at a funeral.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Had To Be Done - 50g
Make 3 separate Photoshops with a penis, Bedn, or a Shoop da Woop.

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Eternal Virgin - 2g
Get your Warrior to level 50 in WoW.

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Wait, I Changed My Mind - 200g
Change your religion.