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MOTHERFUCKER!

THATS RIGHT its a topic about bees with guns. Post your photoshop's of bees with guns here.

I KNOW I WILL!

More to come!

Mine would be the ability to use the searchbar!

Bees wtih GUNS! I maid a bee fight to support the cause!

At 8/21/07 01:06 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Come on to Hell, you're bullying a cunt for being a graphic designer earlier and now you're proclaiming that a laptop makes you "Cooler than all without exception"?

TRU DAT! I cried : (

For starters get off newgrounds!

At 8/21/07 10:30 AM, BunnyClock wrote:

At 8/21/07 10:25 AM, Zef wrote: Very true. If i hadnt been here since 2003 and had lots of posts no one would ever ntoice me or give a shit. However there are exceptions.

Who are you!?

HAR HAR. I used to be a regular here bakc in the glory days, when we were all family.

Very true. If i hadnt been here since 2003 and had lots of posts no one would ever ntoice me or give a shit. However there are exceptions.

At 8/21/07 10:13 AM, soundkat wrote: Made with pride in MS Paint.

I hear that is the industry standard editing program hha. Nice attmept considering its paint!

MONKEY for the win!

At 8/21/07 09:37 AM, Erica-Annihilation wrote:

At 8/21/07 04:23 AM, LastSpartan wrote: Not all of them, some hate it. I heard it depends on what the man eats before hand. Apparently porn starts avoid spicy food, 'cause it makes your juice real bitter and disgusting.

It changes according to your diet? Does it do the same with girls? If so what is good to eat and what should you avoid?

ps- the sperm I've tasted is nasty as fuck

Give your partner pnneapple juice for 7 days straight and you will guzzle it down!

At 8/21/07 09:31 AM, nickiboy333 wrote: Seriously, i want an answer

Why does my cat hate me, what can i do to make my cat like me¿

answer me, plz im desperate, i love cats so much

Do you feed it or does somone else? Maybe f you start feeding it it will respect you more. Also try whispering suggestive things into its ear. Like: Come girl i wanna get your pusys wet,, mmm stroke that...

At 8/21/07 08:56 AM, DingoTheDog wrote: Why do you makes claims of being a sex god when you have "Graphic Designer" as your occupation.

Your fewelling nobody!

Right... I do graphic design at university, and over the summer, and in my spare time I do CD covers, logos etc to make money. Never met someone that's thought that is "uncool" before. My chosen occupation has little to do with my sexual prowess.

At 8/21/07 08:58 AM, MickTheChampion wrote: Sorry almighty sex God, I am such a nobody and a worm!

Can you tell me why spunk is sticky please?

You've really taken a jokey comment to heart haven't you man? IF it offends you so much that I said it just leave the topic and stop posting, it's easily done. I am making a joke, basically saying I believe I have sexual experience etc which I could share etc with people. I post on Men's Health forums where we all swap tips and bounce ideas off each other, I don't really see the problem here. Grow up seriously, I see you baiting people in lots of topics, I'm not saying you are a worm I was offering people advice, which is hardly a bad thing.

I'm not going to answer your question.

At 8/21/07 08:48 AM, Andersson wrote: Oh, there's a huge difference. You've had three years of development, although, how much you develop and in which direction depends on the individual, but I know that I am much more... I'm closer to be the person I'll become, than I was three years ago.

Very true, I forgot the physical side. I'm taller, filled out more and my face has changed so much, i look alot older. AND YAY for facial hair.

At 8/21/07 08:51 AM, MickTheChampion wrote: Why do some folk on here delude themselves with the pretense that they're not as rubbish as the rest of us?

Shut up please, no one is saying that. Some of us have more experience than others in all sorts of different areas, being offered advice or simply information is how we all learn sometimes.

At 8/21/07 08:34 AM, Spackerchip wrote: Whats the difference between being 16 compared to 19?

Whatever age I am i always feel so much more mature and more "me" than ever before. The main benefit is being able to go to pubs and nighclubs. When I was sixteen I didn't realize at the time but there were a few less pressures in life, enjoy yourself while you have less responsibilities in life. Gcses arnt as scary as you think, and neither are as and a levels. If you have good friends hold onto them, if you arnt that happy with your social life, dotn worry you make new friends in sixform and uni is like life starting again.

16 means you are only just an adult, so you can have FUN act as immature as you like when need be , and enjoy yourself haha.

ps, excellent post gumonshoe, was very true!

At 8/21/07 08:13 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: You haven't seemed to have gotten any serious questions, so let me be the first to try and give you an interesting question, though I will probably more be looking for your opinion than an actual answer for myself.

What do you consider to be a successful relationship for the people you are advising, and how important do you think sex is to life?

Not quite sure i get the relationship question, what do you mean?

Good question on the sex, obviously you can say it completely varies, everybody has a different sex drive. Sex defines us in many ways, and plays a pivotal part in society. In ym life it plays a large part, but i can be content when going without, eg after i split up with a long term girlfriend, it took me while to get back on the sexual ladder, as it were.

I hate answering questions with "it depends" but it really does. I think healthy sexual life leads to a very happy and content person, and as much as many of us tell us we don't need it, if we have it the feeling is unbeatable.

Nice too see you around man!

At 8/21/07 08:11 AM, Gunter45 wrote: Here's my question to the guys here. Why do you care if she wants her cum in your mouth? Personally, I don't give a shit where it goes afterwards, that's really up to what the girl feels comfortable with. It all feels like an orgasm to me, so what's the fixation on where your little soldiers get stationed?

When you come ina girls mouth or on her tits you will understand. It may be some primeval instinct but seriously it feels incredible.

At 8/21/07 07:27 AM, Fr0z3nb14d3 wrote: Why don't I make more money.

Well what do you do to earn right now? Try selling old games, dvds etc on ebay if your in need of quick cash. I made £70.00 one christmas just selling old stuff in my room that I didn't need.

At 8/21/07 07:31 AM, nosboy-nx wrote: why does is suck? why is it painfull? why do i even bother? why am i h8ed? why am i crap at flash? why do my family h8 me? why do i ask these questions?

Try being more specific please. But on the note about flash. I was shit when i started off, then I had my first front page ina couple of months. You need to persevere, always have flash open, you can try things out and doodle whenever you need to. DOn't expect to be amazing straight away, and don't think your first animations will be portal worthy, they probably wont. But if you practice hard you improve really fast.

At 8/21/07 07:33 AM, Jefroid wrote: Why are you such a dumb ass?

I think the true definition of a dumb ass is someone who goes into atopic to dilliberatly flame them after a rule being NO FLAMING.

At 8/21/07 07:34 AM, waterbeast wrote: how can i be liked in schoolwithout giving answers or food?

I don't get what you mean.

The knucles arnt covered though!

Let's keep it short and sweet. After reading tonnes of topics here since 2003 it seems a lot of you newgrounder's are very inexperienced socially, sexually etc. So as I'm a sex god and a social wizard, ask me any questions you have, and depending on their sincerity I will strive to give you a serious and informative answer! I'm not pissing about, Some of you guys really do deserve serious answers to questions I keep seeing crop up. Eg "how do I finger a girl", "how do I approach a girl", "how do I lose weight". ANYTHING.

RULES:

Try and keep it serious.
PM me if there's something you don't want to post on ng.
No Flaming.

They don't particularly enjoy it, from my experience they hate it. Good tip is drink pinapple juice for a week1!

At 8/19/07 09:17 PM, craigalan wrote: Drink a lot and act like an asshole when you're drunk.

Works a charm!

At 8/20/07 01:05 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: This thread is a catalouge of fail. Hating particular genres doesn't mean you have good taste, it actually means the opposite. You would all make shit critics and I am ashamed.

Gregorian Plain forever yo!

FUCK THAT SHIT ZERO, Gregorian plain SUCKS MAN. I onyl listen to Latvian Pipe music!

WHOOP there gos my ass...

dumbled00r kills snayp!

At 8/20/07 12:33 PM, IdiotClown wrote:

At 8/20/07 12:28 PM, Zef wrote: When will people realise that for a DECENT photoshop topic, you need a decent quality picture!

Yea and all of my photoshop topics as of now have had Decent quality pictures.

Also a better picture.

They are large but grainy as hell man!

When will people realise that for a DECENT photoshop topic, you need a decent quality picture!

At 8/20/07 11:56 AM, Jefroid wrote: whinge? there is a fine example of this uk english dialect that i speak of. if american ever changes a word, it is for the better. cut my hair? i sense jealousy.

Hate to resort to petty behaviour here, because in all truth we both speak different variations of what was originally "english" neither of us are right ro wrong here. BUT as seen as we coined the language surely our words carry more originality.

Anyway MORE to the point, i am nto jealous, as i too am able to grow my hair, most humans can you idiot. I hwoever do not feel the need to cover my face, as it is a rather attractive face, and therefore looks nicer when you can fucking see it. Long hair over the face is used to cover up an ugly fucking mug.

kisses xxx

At 8/20/07 11:49 AM, Jefroid wrote: comparing england to america is like comparing nuggets of shit to nuggets of gold...

Ps hwo fucking dumb are you saying the ENGLISH speak proken english. Anerica has butchered english and changed even the simplest of words cos they can't handle them. Cut your fucking hair and think of something more useful to whinge about.