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At 7/11/10 12:23 AM, silentkat wrote: Hanukkah

This. Also, not all Jews are white, it's spelled Christmas, and minorities may or may not celebrate it if they so choose.

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At 7/10/10 09:54 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: this

I believe this gets the win of the day.

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At 7/10/10 11:00 PM, Stretchysumo wrote:

You just got trolled hard.

This, for just about everyone else in the thread.

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I suppose I've had a few, none that I can remember though.

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At 7/10/10 06:04 PM, DanteDelfuago wrote: like his voice?

That's a pretty good flash.

But no, I'm thinking more like the alternative voice for Nick in this flash. You can hear it in the extras.

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  Left 4 Speed 2 by Oney

  Click to view.

  Type

  Movie

  Rated

  Ages 17+

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At 7/10/10 05:41 PM, DanteDelfuago wrote: I liked scene 1 and 3. 2 left something to be desired. but it was ok. For some reason i kept hearing TomomatoTom ( hope i spelled it right) as the red ranger. Hope you do make it

Thank you for your review. I'm not familiar with TomomatoTom, but I picture the Red Ranger with a superhero voice.

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You write well, but you lack substance. There was nothing to cling onto other than what his boss was going to think of him. What you have here is a good place to develop the plot.

You did a good job of showing monotony in this man's life, but you could have done better in showing emotions. Dread and longing are horribly absent, and the story is flat.

Your imagery is decent, I like when you say, "With Danny's conscience placated, the room's hostile silence transformed into sedative tranquility, and Danny's consciousness start to drift away." I believe it to be a good line, even though it only describes ambiance.

Throughout the whole thing you or the character seem to be obsessed with animals. Perhaps this is a hint to the future of the plot.

Lastly, I like how you personify emotions, like regret. Somewhat humorous.

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My mind fogged with loving memories.

This line is weak.

The times we had, the times now lost
No regret , yet I feel the cruel cost.

Along the way I must have done
Something to make you believe

This doesn't flow.

It was opened opened up to you,

Needs a pause or completely removed.

A side that cared for someone more than myself.

These feeling's haven't faded,
I still love you the same,
So leave me in the dust.
I know I'm not what you want,
But remember, I'll always be
The one to trust.

This is your strongest stanza.

A well done poem, I'm sorry for your situation.

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This is a script-like writing I made for a parody of the power rangers. I haven't had too much inspiration, but the goal was to write a bunch of episodes then team up with a flash artist. Here's episode one, tell me what you think.

Brutal Rangers
Episode 1

Scene 1: An oversize tank rolls over a small puppy on the side of the street along with other signs and random objects. Tank stops and the RED RANGER opens the hatch at the top of the tank, revealing his upper body and points down at the WHITE RANGER!

RED RANGER: Stop right there albino ranger! Your days of wickedness are through!

WHITE RANGER: How many times do I have to tell you? I'm the fucking WHITE RANGER!

RED RANGER: No body cares what you think albino ranger! Surrender now, and your capture will be quick and painless!

WHITE RANGER: Go screw yourself! I have orphans to burn!

WHITE RANGER ignites jet thrusters and flies into the air. RED RANGER disappears into his tank and starts to shoot at the WHITE RANGER. He misses multiple times with a large arsenal of cannon, laser, and machine gun fire that causes widespread carnage.

WHITE RANGER does a triple barrel role in the air and lands next to an old lady. He then picks up the old lady and uses her to absorb a volley of .50 cal bullets. When the guns overheat, he drops the old lady and lands on the nearby orphanage, which is promptly blown up by the RED RANGER.

WHITE RANGER: See you later R-tard! *Flies away.*

RED RANGER: Yet another crisis averted! All in a good days work.

RED RANGER drives off in his tank showing a scene of destruction and mass devastation behind.

End Scene 1.

Scene 2: RED RANGER walks into a high-tech facility. This facility is the BRUTAL RANGER HEAD QUARTERS. He grabs a beer from a nearby water cooler, opens it, and spills it all over his mask.

RED RANGER: Refreshing!

Shortly after, BLUE RANGER walks in and looks at RED RANGER.

BLUE RANGER: Did you piss on yourself again?

RED RANGER: No I haven't comrade! Say, were is that friend of yours that always follows you around?

BLUE RANGER: Oh you mean that dumbass? Yeah, he'll be here soon.

PURPLE RANGER enters

PURPLE RANGER: Hey guys, has anyone seen the remote lying around?

RED RANGER: Hello there PURPLE RANGER, no I have not seen the remote!

PURPLE RANGER: I'm blue! I'm the blue ranger! (angry) Why does everyone call me purple?!?!

BLUE RANGER: Go jump off a cliff you colorblind bastard.

PURPLE RANGER: Your mom's colorblind!

BLUE RANGER: All your mom can see is white, because I came in her eye.

PURPLE RANGER calls BLUE RANGER a douche bag and exits the room.

Containing his laughter, BLUE RANGER reveals the remote behind his back.

RED RANGER: Eureka! We have found the remote!

PURPLE RANGER hears RED RANGER shouting and runs into the room.

PURPLE RANGER: Stop stealing the remote asshole, you know I use it more than you do!

BLUE RANGER: But how else can I watch your mom get gangbanged in high def?

BLUE RANGER and PURPLE RANGER have an epic slap battle until interrupted by RED RANGER.

RED RANGER: Guys! I just got some information from central telling us that a man is trying to molest unicorns! It is up to us to stop this foul heathen!

PURPLE RANGER: Ok team, lets do this... wait where's the rest of us?

BLUE RANGER: Probably off doing your mo-

RED RANGER: They are currently unavailable! Onward to victory!

ALL exit.

End Scene 2.

Scene 3: A man stands in a field filled with horses, everything is tranquil in this meadow like setting. Few trees are scattered here and there. Suddenly, purple and blue jet planes crash land creating two huge smoldering craters and RED RANGER's tank follows by shortly, crushing two horses. RED RANGER then talks through a speaker.

RED RANGER: It's all over Unicorn molester, we are here to blast you to oblivion!

The man panics and tries to run.

RED RANGER: Quick! One of you burn him before he gets away!

PURPLE RANGER: I don't think he's a-

BLUE RANGER: Right away sir!

BLUE RANGER takes off in his undamaged jet and lets lose a carpet bomb, totally incinerating the fleeing man and much of the surrounding area.

All of the ranger's faces are on a three way split screen.

RED RANGER: Mission accomplished! We have saved the unicorns!

PURPLE RANGER: There is no such thing as unicorns! You just made us kill an innocent civilian and slaughter a crap load of horses!

BLUERANGER snickers.

RED RANGER: Nonsense! We have saved the day!

Suddenly, an earthquake occurs, causing the already burning and destroyed land to crack open and reveal a slowly rising platform with a hunched back figure of a man and a dozen unicorns tied at the hooves spread around him.

????: So, I see I have been discovered, no matter. I will just have to make short work of you...

The mysterious hunchback figure morphs into a titanic sized LAND OCTOPUS.

PURPLE RANGER: HOLY SHIT! Unicorns do exist!

RED RANGER: There's no time for that! We must vanquish this abomination!

BLUE RANGER: Yeah...have fun with that.

BLUE RANGER flies away leaving RED and PURPLE RANGER to do everything themselves.

PURPLE RANGER circles the LAND OCTOPUS in the air and shoots a rope to tie up the LAND OCTOPUS' legs. The LAND OCTOPUS then squirts a massive amount of ink onto the PURPLE RANGER's windshield, causing him to crash into RED RANGERS tank.

RED and PURPLE RANGER arise from the wreckage just in time to see the LAND OCTOPUS launch itself into the air and out of sight.

RED RANGER: Well that didn't go so well...

PURPLE RANGER: MOTHER FUC-

Brutal Rangers ending music sequence and credits appear.

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At 7/10/10 04:18 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

At 7/10/10 04:17 PM, JulyRed wrote: I'd kill someone for food

hmm wonder what human tastes like.

The older they are, the more like beef they taste. If it's a baby, it taste like fish.

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Was the game called Time Shift?

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At 7/10/10 12:35 PM, darklink4567 wrote:

At 7/10/10 12:21 AM, zbox101 wrote: Neither, I believe both are outdated due to video games.

Ignorance to it's fullest.

It's not like I said writing is outdated, I believe you to be the ignorant one by labeling me as ignorant instead of asking me to explain my reasoning.

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I don't have to, I would probably accidentally kill my opponent.

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Yes, and it would be tasty too.

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At 7/10/10 10:28 AM, Cybersief wrote:

Now I've tried to figure this out, but I just don't get what's going through her mind.

Have you tried asking her?

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At 7/10/10 11:58 AM, WaterShake wrote:

Is appeasement an effective policy to pursue in this situation?
What actions should global alliances such as the UN take in situations such as these?
Are we sending North Korea the wrong message?

Appeasement has never been effective. Ever.

Global alliances should tread lightly, influences and military power are but the means to a pointless power struggle. Overall they should discipline the aggressor in the forum of a fine, or a punishment that isn't over the top.

No.

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I honestly don't think it matters. When I think of NG, the first thing that comes to my mind are the forums, which other game sites don't have. Plus, there's a lot of other stuff you can entertain yourself with on this site besides video games or movies, we have the audio portal as well.

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This would probably be a better song than a poem. I get a direct sense of timing and emphasis, I don't know if that was intentional, but that's what I feel. The words aren't free flowing and the rhymes seem somewhat forced. Other than that, you have a good structure and can probably do with a couple revisions.

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Neither, I believe both are outdated due to video games.

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When you feel like dying
Shattered, lost inside
I will be there for you
Standing by your side

When you have lost everything
Nothing ever seems real or true
Just remember one thing
Nothing matters as much as you

When you feel like crying
Shattered, lost inside
I will be there for you
Standing by your side.

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Hey dude... I'm hungry hand me one of those fetuses thar....

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Champagne, by Albert Hitchcock.

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At 7/9/10 11:04 PM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote:

At 7/9/10 11:03 PM, Blush wrote: It's already happened. And whenever there's a thread you think is original, it's actually just something copied from another forum. It's sad.

Life's not worth living anymore

Don't believe their lies. We can all contribute new and original content in the form of things that aren't original. For example, maze games have already been done over and over again, but has their been a maze game that's multiplayer, 3D, laser filled, action packed, dramatic, character oriented, plot driven one? No. Now go out there and be original!

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No. End of thread.

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It's ok calm down man...

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This is all I have to say.

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At 7/9/10 08:58 PM, Makeshift wrote: How come this thread is full of 5 letter words?

Also, "also."

My words were four letters, except for flick. That one was my bad.

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At 7/9/10 08:56 PM, StayingSain wrote: The fear of God didn't stop everyone, there were still those who committed rape and murder. Sometimes rape and murder was "justified" by using religion as an excuse, ironically enough.

Anyway, you're right on the opinion part.

But... I disagreed... and I didn't flame him.

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At 7/9/10 08:48 PM, ReligiousZoo wrote: Well, I just want you to know.
No one asked you for your opinion, and you can go fuck yourself.

But without an opinion, all we would have to talk about is fact.

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At 7/9/10 08:43 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Opinions are like assholes: everyone has one.

That's not true, not everyone has an asshole.