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Saandvich and I going to beat your arse...

If a bird finds its way into the engines, you're fucked.

At 5/6/10 11:45 AM, Sawdust wrote: I take it you're jealous because his parents are more successful so generally he lives an easier life.

I don't think being mad that some people get everything handed to them if they can be assed to point their finger at it while the rest of the world earns what they have is jealousy.

Because my brain decides I have slept enough.

At 6/16/10 02:37 AM, EJR wrote:
Maybe if you all stop bitching and not watch the fucking movies you'll end up being a shit ton less mad about them and forget about them, like me.

Yeah, but when every woman and girl around you is talking about twilight like it's the bible and it's the middle ages, you start to lose your fucking mind.

At 6/16/10 04:37 AM, BonusStage wrote: So
how
fucking
excited are you?

...
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Meh.

Nu-metal is metal without solos.
I haven't listened to soad, so I can't say.

I do keep them, for the nuclear apocalypse.

At 6/15/10 04:24 AM, Yamor wrote: Who sleeps with a knife under their pillow? I sense a lie.

SHAME!

I sleep with a kukri under my pillow, if that counts.

*takatakatakatakatakatakataka*

At 6/9/10 04:07 PM, thisisL wrote: and we celebrate month by month.

What the fuck.

Being invisible all the time would drive you crazy, because you can't see yourself.
It's like losing all proof that you exist.

I would throw a big bottle of Raid next to it and shoot the bottle with a bow and arrow.

The feeling you get when you unbox a knife you've been waiting to arrive for days.

Look at my sig for the answer.

At 6/9/10 09:38 AM, StephonsWierdWorld wrote:
When my cat sleeps her tail moves occasionally

I love that little tail roll they do when asleep.

Discussing illegal shit is illegal here.

Yaay, I'm Pico.

I have found a solution for all your problems.

At 6/8/10 06:27 AM, Sawdust wrote: i like ak47 it good at killing terrorists

The terrorists use the AK series guns.
Also, the original 1947 AK was an unreliable piece of shit.

At 6/8/10 01:24 AM, pullthetriggers wrote: Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me?

If you are 7 and have no eyes, how come your punctuation is perfect, you make no typos and aren't an annoying fuck?

Knife reviews, knife stores, Ng.
I need a 'CERTIFIED KNIFE NUT' sig.
Anyone want to make one?

At 6/7/10 12:25 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: I like irradiated foods!

I would so buy some and put it on my shelf.
You can tell I'm a Fallout fan.

Spah sappin mah sentry!

Teehee, the summer holiday started last week for me. :D

Fuck if I remember.

At 6/6/10 09:02 AM, giveupyourwaffles wrote: both of you are using too much bandwith. what did you do when it happened?

I was browsing the forums.

I'm sorry, we're gonna have to amputate.

But NG sometimes accuses me of having it.
Also, it sometimes says 'You don't have permission to access ads.php on this server.'
Wut?

Here.