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Large locking pliers.

Problem solved.

I can shoot you in the chest and see if you won't die.
What caliber would you prefer?

At 8/11/10 06:12 AM, SteakandKidneyPie wrote:

:Do I have to ask tom or something?

Yes.

He would get multiple cuts from the window made of two thick sheets of glass, stumble on my birds cage, let the bird loose, get shat on by the bird, then stabbed by me with two of my favorite fighting knives and daggers.

Dear god, someone buy this kid a Shift key and a full stop.

I'm Finnish, so

I get drunk a lot
I drink beer all the time
I stab people (Our knives are awesome)
I fight all the time
I beat my wife
I listen to polka and tango music.

No, because you have to work for your money to be able to use it responsibly, and I happen to like living.

Youtube sometimes.
LIke when I watch a Desert eagle vid, and some racist fuck starts spazzing out in the comments, mixing Iraq and Israel, says his brother got killed in Iraq and calls the maker of the vid a terrorist, I reply to him saying that the gun is American-made, the guy is probably American since he points a loaded gun at his face, say that Iraq isn't Israel, and that his brother wasn't cautious enough and had probably played too much call of duty.

It is so much fun to watch the flamewars.

My Meerkat will kick all your asses.

I have three folders, three butterfly knives, one dagger, a fighting knife, 2 finnish knives, 2 multitools and a kukri.
Also, It's called coated steel, dumbasses.

I'd make a new account.

Knives. Also, if you have knives, post pics pls.

At 8/3/10 09:18 AM, Shauna wrote: SO IN CONCLUSION, ONE DOES NOT END UP IN CHINA, BUT ENDS UP NEAR AUSSIE LAND.

Remarkable.

I started digging in China, and ended up in South America.
So some Argentinean guy started the mýth.

I started digging at my precise location, and ended up a couple hundred miles southeast of New Zealand.

At 6/21/10 11:03 PM, Larnda wrote: I'm worried someone may use this info to track down my exact location.

You are on the east coast of the UK.

Wow, you must have no life if you see dreams about a forum.

At 8/2/10 04:34 PM, Zanuha wrote: Newest game I have on it is Battlefield Bad Company 2, and it runs great on the highest settings.

And, of course, it runs Crysis and Warhead with the highest settings perfectly.

None, because that would cause a global thermonuclear war that will destroy all of mankind.

It's awesome, and just a couple of months old.
AMD quad core processor, 3.4ghz, 4 gigs of 1,3 ghz ram, HD5700 videocard and an Asus m4a785td-v evo mobo. 700W power supply, awesome case with a window, 20cm fan with blue leds on top and a 12 cm fan with lights on the back.
Newest game I have on it is Battlefield Bad Company 2, and it runs great on the highest settings.
Custom built.
Only thing I don't like is how the power supply heats up my room, but I have a table fan for that.

At 8/1/10 07:40 AM, gf2tw wrote:

At 8/1/10 07:12 AM, cr0mfx wrote:

yeah im new here a/s/l

13/m/1.68m

i get told I'm pretty lengthy for my age :)

13/m1.73m
You fail.

All the yogurt ads show yogurt being poured on top of a huge pile of strawberries or other berries, and the real stuff doesn't even have chunks.
Yes, I like having something to chew on.

At 7/25/10 10:45 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: I'm scared shitless about the hospital bill, as if all of the emergency room craziness wasn't enough already.

I <3 Finland.

26 and 28.

I'd go search for guns, blow up megaton and burn a giant talking tree.

Salmiac, motherfuckers.

If you bought it already, your money's gone. Use the knife and fix it if it breaks.

Shut up, nobody's forcing you to read the threads.

Knife.

Wait, what?

At 6/24/10 06:31 AM, TrantaLocked wrote:
And how the fuck and WHY THE FUCK did you fucking connect your memory card to your computer? You wanted to transfer some, lets see, a third of a song onto your 8MB memory card?

Maybe he was stuck in a game and downloaded a save file past that part?

At 6/23/10 07:01 PM, thdrkside wrote:

At 6/23/10 06:50 PM, Alex12345269 wrote:

At 6/23/10 06:47 PM, EpicFail wrote: Get a PS3.

Because everyone can afford one.

Yeah everything is like $300 now and when the ps2 first came out thats how much it was. So anyone who can afford a ps2 can afford an xbox 360.

A PS2 goes for like 70 bucks nowadays.