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At 10/11/10 04:32 AM, MuyBurrito wrote: Should we hack him to death with our machetes?

Those are kukris.

There isn't a round in the chamber.

Killjoy Zanuha, Part 5

A torrent, Brothers in Arms: Earned in Blood. I dislike the game.

It bites you because its gums are hurting from the still growing teeth.
It barks because it's excited. Asking a 12-week old dog to stop barking is like telling a newborn baby to stop crying.

At 9/21/10 07:25 PM, Whirlguy wrote: Anyone remember this thread?

That thread was awesome :D

At 9/16/10 05:53 PM, FatJoe214 wrote:

At 9/15/10 09:36 PM, Shoopo wrote: All I see are four white glocks.

Those are Berreta M9s.

Beretta 92's.

Do you prefer 440C or S30V?

No, I happen to like people.

At 10/4/10 11:32 PM, Kevin wrote: Pretty inappropriate base picture to be honest.

How is that thrower sheath supposed to work? It's like, the handles are held by permanent straps, and the blades are covered by permanent pieces of leather. Do you just take another knife and cut the straps, making it a single-use sheath?

Ponderings of Zanuha, part 1

At 10/5/10 12:56 PM, Hyrcia wrote:

At 10/5/10 12:48 PM, Zanuha wrote:

At 10/5/10 12:47 PM, Hyrcia wrote:

At 10/5/10 12:45 PM, Zanuha wrote: I'd buy 3 Benchmade Gold Class Kulgeras, one to carry, one for display, and one for a spare.

Internet tough guy. (not really, it just bugs me when people discuss weapons when the thread isn't about weapons, because it gives off a whole "tough guy" image)

Knives aren't weapons...

But talking about knives still gives off the Internet tough guy image to me. Idk why.

I've never even pulled a knife on anyone, nor do I announce the fact that I carry knives publicly. Even though the medium-sized fixed blade on my belt makes it obvious.

At 10/5/10 12:47 PM, Hyrcia wrote:

At 10/5/10 12:45 PM, Zanuha wrote: I'd buy 3 Benchmade Gold Class Kulgeras, one to carry, one for display, and one for a spare.

Internet tough guy. (not really, it just bugs me when people discuss weapons when the thread isn't about weapons, because it gives off a whole "tough guy" image)

Knives aren't weapons...

At 10/5/10 10:53 AM, Makakaov wrote: you see, I eat 200$ custom 2 bags of gummies at 10,000 gummies per minute.

It's custom-tooled... Also, YATTATTATTA.

I'd buy 3 Benchmade Gold Class Kulgeras, one to carry, one for display, and one for a spare.
An epic sword
A bigger house
A bigger computer screen
Epic airsoft guns
A Kimber Warrior .45ACP
More furniture for the bigger house.

Name ALL the lakes of Finland, scholar.

Hint: OVER 9000!

I did, but I just removed the Darth- from my name. I'm not that much of a Star Wars fan anymore.
I friended Wade on Facebook and sent him a message about how I'd like to have my name changed.

Who said Facebook sucks?

Fuck petitions, write them a thousand million letters and if that doesn't work, riot.

At 9/26/10 11:00 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote:

At 9/26/10 10:59 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: Now, who is David Mitchell

*points*

What he said.

This.

All I know is that just because you fuckers owned Finland 200 years ago, everyone has to learn swedish at school.

At 9/23/10 09:53 AM, streetbackguy wrote: He simply started teabagging your toilet.

I laughed just thinking about the conversation...

''Hey man, why the fuck did you teabag my toilet?''

Awkward silence

Balisong or nunchuck flipping. Decent at balisongs, novice at nunchucks, but I'll learn.

169 euros and 20 cents.

At 2/17/10 02:17 PM, TomRyan wrote: you fail you edited it with photoshop stop don't lie you cant do that

And you totally didn't just bump a thread that is a year old for no reason.

He's a sentient bath sponge that wears pants and lives in the bottom of the ocean with a bunch of talking squids that live in houses.

Just give me a large knife, a GI 1911 and an accurate SMG.

I'd love to have a liquid metal arm that I can turn into a knife or a grappling hook at will. A hell of a lot handier than any waved Emerson, and when I get bored with the blade shape, I just turn it into a new one.

I watched Terminator 2 yesterday. Can you tell?

I'd stop reading stupid manga books and wearing sunglasses indoors and talk to people.

At 9/5/10 09:00 AM, Saint-Jesus wrote: the results may be seen in the picture....

No.

When I'm using the band saw in woodwork class and some asshole starts bumping into me on purpose and trying to get my attention off the piece I'm working on. If I ever cut off a finger because of that, I'll make them pay money and then shove the finger down their throat if it can't be stitched back on.

I would, but I want to work for my cash. It's more rewarding that way, and it forces you to use it sparingly.

At 9/1/10 11:17 AM, harryjarry wrote: We absolutely no need to consume any animal products at all. There's no reason to kill any animal.

Do you know why your brain is complex enough to think independently? Because humans have always been eating meat. If not for meat, we'd still be scratching our hairy armpits in a cave being unable to talk.