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You just bumped a 4-year old thread. Good job, idiot.

If you're not insured, leave them a note with your phone number on it and try to make a deal like a rational human being.

A sandvich.

Lots and lots of scratch.

At 1/15/11 05:29 PM, Hawdcore wrote: I stole a limited edition PSP with some games on it.

You're an asshole.

Piercings are for idiots and posers.

A bunch of knives, multitools, some games, some airsoft guns and some electronics.

A 16-inch khukuri and an 18-inch sword. I'm fine.

A minigun. One that one man can fire from the hip.

What's a Klondike bar?

I spend most of my free time either playing games or on the internet, but I still do all my homework, study and watch TV with my folks.

I'd leave and buy some knives now that I'm in the states. Also, I'd visit Jeff Smith and trade some knives with him.

Get two more bucks and buy a Buck Smidgen.

At 1/2/11 08:36 PM, 111122223138 wrote: I could go all day.

Face in the seeds :D

A Smith and Wesson pen, or the plasma ball I just ordered, but I'm going to pay on-delivery, so that doesn't count.

The ads and the idiots who can't come up with any other use for a knife than ''STABBING PPLZ LUL''.

If you can always use an external mouse, I think you should be able to turn off the touchpad from your BIOS.

Not really, but I favorite every video on Youtube that I get best comment on.

At 1/7/11 11:43 PM, SSPBOURNE wrote: Torrent isn't hacking, true, it's more like "Downloading very slightly illegal bits of information" and since you have torrent, I'm gonna call the cops.

Fixed.

To hell with that, use OD green 550 paracord. It looks cool and it just might help you out in a pinch.

An epic comp I had built for me.

ASUS M4A785TD-V EVO mobo
ATI Radeon HD5770
AMD Athlon quad-core 3.4gHz
Cyber Snipa S.W.A.T mouse
Logitech 2.1 speakers,
1TB 5400 rpm hard drive
700W performance power supply
Awesome case with huge fans, windows and blue LEDs :D

5B.

It's stylish.

Fuckers buried him in Sweden.

The chair would implode.

At 1/6/11 10:14 AM, Shmossy wrote: Why the fuck do you people need so many knives?

One word: variety.

It doesn't make you look hard. It makes you look like a murderer, which is disgusting.

Really? If I was a murderer, I'd have one knife, a 10-dollar Mora. Do you really think I bought a 200-dollar knife just to stab you with it?

"derp herp look how many knives i have, lolol im so tough, the more knives you own the bigger your peen"

I have never said anything like that. I collect knives for variety and because I appreciate the craftsmanship.

At 1/6/11 09:37 AM, Zanuha wrote: I need knives, so I carry them.

You need knives? Why do you try to act like a cool, mysterious guy? Be clear about what you're saying, people aren't going to gasp in awe when you say something odd without any explanation.

Opening boxes, chopping wood, cutting food, small prying jobs if I have a fixed blade, whittling, batoning, the list goes on and on.

It seems to me like you're trying to reference some sort of illegal activity or gang culture, which makes you look like an idiot who goes around with the potential (or intention) to murder someones brother, someone's son, someone's father.
And that's not cool at all, it's fucking disgraceful and you should be ashamed if I'm right.

If that's not the case, be clear about what you mean, like a real man. Don't do this whole false enigmatic thing.

Only reason I didn't say what I used my knives for was because I didn't feel it was necessary to explain my uses for knives to someone who calls anyone who carries a knife a psycho.

I doubt I'm wrong. The only other use for a knife that I can see is in a culinary sense or in hunting, but I don't see anybody slicing bread with a balisong, or carrying around a sword when they're going hunting.

Well, you are wrong. I told you what I use my knives for. Also, the balisongs are for fun, and the sword is a heirloom with priceless sentimental value.

At 1/5/11 02:07 PM, KittehAnims wrote:

At 12/30/10 05:29 AM, Zanuha wrote: Oh, looks like someone resurrected my thread.
As you can see, my knife collection has grown slightly. Also, my new air pistol.
Most of the small folders are my carry knives.

You carry KNIVES around with you? Psycho.

What is so shocking about my knives that you need to make ignorant statements about my mental health? I need knives, so I carry them.

At 1/5/11 09:56 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 1/5/11 09:54 PM, naronic wrote: At what age or time will you plan on settling down, getting married and having children?

I don't intend on getting married or having children. When I imagine my future, none of those things are a part of it.

Have fun being forgotten by the world when you die. You'll have left nothing significant behind.

You're a total asshole.

At 1/5/11 12:06 PM, Ergox wrote: I don't have anger issues so I don't need a knife.

Have fun slicing cheese and opening boxes with your toenails, we rageaholics will just use our knives.

Does a ruptured appendix count as an injury? If not, I twisted my ankle pretty bad when I was a kid.