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A Browning Hi-Power? Thanks man!
*Runs off to the shooting range*

I run to my room before he has the chance to say anything, grab my kukri and chop his right arm off. Also, I live in a row house, so he would fuck up a few other homes as well.

At 4/11/09 12:23 PM, Ericho wrote: I'd think everybody would be able to understand kids, seeing as how they were all one themselves. You should just try to look back at yourself and remember the kind of behavior you had and maybe you can understand why kids act like that.

Back when we were kids, parents actually had the guts to beat us.

The kids at school are fucking idiots. There's this guy we call Fat Jonas, he doesn't know how to breathe with his mouth closed, always keeps his hands at chest level and starts crying to the teachers if we are sitting in the hallway and he has to walk over our legs to get to his classroom.
Then there's this guy who has an asshole dad. The kid spat at me, so I punched him. Not too hard, you know. So after school, I go to the post office to pick up a knife I ordered, and his dad is there and he starts screaming at me for punching his kid. Also, the guy is a drunk who is often found sleeping on the sidewalk.
And there are the kids who just look stupid, playing catch with their caps and playing baseball pathetically.

Also, bump.

At 5/18/10 12:35 PM, Sawdust wrote: I fucking hate the Philippines

Aw, cmon. If not for the Philippines, the spy would have to use a pussy fixed blade.

No I don't. I read in text, unless I think of reading in voices, and then it gets really annoying. So fuck you.

At 5/18/10 04:37 AM, cr0mfx wrote: dude on ma mutha fuckan hood i am hard and u wont dare mess wit me or ma hood we will go toe to toe once u go there aint no savin u on crip

You have a picture of you hugging a rabbit in your profile. Also, there's a teddy bear in the background.

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oblivion engine much?

Nope, Fallout 3 engine.

Yes, I know they use the same game engine.

Your dad thinks stuff sent from your computer to an online database slows the computer down?

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There we go, I noclipped past him.

At 4/16/10 11:10 PM, evilfluffmonger wrote: looks like a pistol, but when the sheath is removed it's actually an enormous knife with a pistol like handle

Pics.

At 5/11/10 08:46 PM, blubfaceproduction wrote: she

The reason to all this.

At 5/10/10 06:43 PM, uzimaki320 wrote: I pulled my USP, pointed it at his chest

What? You could have just kept cleaning the gun and said 'You know, you're trespassing on my yeard, and if I wanted, I could shoot you on the spot. Also, I demand you hide your bible, I'm trying to raise my kids to be atheists.'

At 5/11/10 10:30 AM, kmau wrote: Tell him to put the bible away because you wan't to raise your children atheistic.

OMG this.

At 5/10/10 08:42 PM, Lucy wrote: Surely the guy does have a right to protect his children? What if theres some fatal accident when youre cleaning youre guns out front and a passerby, or one of his kids gets injured or killed? Sure, its your property and you have the right to protect it. But he has just as much right to state that he doesnt want his children seeing weapons, and definitly the right to protect his children.

Why would you clean your weapons out front anyway, surely thats just asking for trouble.

Do you know that a gun is impossible to take apart if there are rounds in the chamber?
Do you know that a gun is impossible to clean without taking it apart?
Do you know that gun people enjoy and love their guns, and like to sit on their porch, drink a coffee, listen to birds sing and clean their guns?

Finnish salty rye bread is the best bread of them all.

At 5/9/10 01:11 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: and throws it into an incinerator

And the incinerator is directly linked with the ventilation system?

At 5/9/10 11:25 AM, Dromedary wrote: They definitely look similar, but you can see some differences.

The only way H&K would win would be by hiring some ridiculously talented lawyer.

It looks like a combination of the MP40, the MP5 and a compressed-air nailgun.

.22 Magnum. It's cheap.

Whenever someone calls a magazine a clip, I cringe.

At 5/10/10 07:58 AM, tvrobber wrote:
you can't drive bmw's til your 21 in many places including my own, n 17 is usual but some people is 16, n your provisional lasts for 2 years i'm sure

What kind of country has specific laws for different car models?

You wouldn't respawn, nor could you survive crashing a brick wall at 80 MPH.

Turn off your computer in time and watch a movie or something, if you go straight to bed from the computer, your brain will still be hyperactive and you can't sleep.

At 12/19/09 06:54 AM, FBIpolux wrote: Level 30 knife I got under my bed just in case.

Hey, that's a Khukuri, looks handmade too. Awesome.

Isn't the first law of nature/physics/whatever that matter cannot be created nor destroyed?

This is the AK-47 Russia donated to the president of Finland after the Continuation war, as a symbol of peace.

At 3/16/10 09:01 AM, Deathrow-cy wrote:
Team Fortress 2 = Video Game

Therefore this belongs to the video game forum.

Or are you saying that it you cant be bothered to make another thread in there?

It's not about tf2, it's about his computer lagging.

I watched Resident evil too, if they only think about their hunger, they would logically all eat each other, and not try to catch one human. And if they are already dead, they would decompose within days.

At 2/17/10 11:08 AM, Jojo55 wrote: You could use it as a bong to somke weed or crack or whatever!

No.

At 2/16/10 01:41 PM, Synnxile wrote: i..honestly have no idea what you're talking about. you lost me after you said you broke your "in case of emergency glass and had 185 euros"

Money box. A box for storing money.