Great story, or greatest story?

Just ask her to stop because it's "not nice".

Ever since 6th grade, i've been between 20-35 pounds over weight. I was 190 in 6th. Now, in the middle os 10th grade, i'm 6 even and I weigh 160. Because of PE in the last two years, i've lost the weight. And I still eat the same. If not, worse. I drink soda as often as I can. In the largest possible quantities. If I go out to eat, i'll eat half my meal, but drink 7 cups of coca cola. I've always been like that. I eat like i'm anorexic, but drink soda and milk like I love food more than life.

In short, what you eat doesn't matter. I never gained any what from what I had, because I walked at least 3 miles every day. OCD be praised. PE just made me active enough to lose the weight. And now, i'm a sexy mother fucker.

Bumped for epic justice.

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Knock the "boss" out with one hit and earn their respect, if you're so strong.

I'd want a girlfriend to be like 5'3". Alot shorter than me. I'd like a boyfriend to be the same height as me, though.

Some sort of spider. Bit my uvula twice.Thank baby jesus I was sleeping.

I found a little white box with a bong, a bag of weed, a lighter, a dildo, and a vibrator. It was my aunt's. I honestly couldn't care less.

HAPPEH BIRFDAY! rawr.

Yus.

At 10/31/08 03:23 PM, ReNaeNae wrote: blah! I didn't get mine done! It was supposed to be Xombie... but it's pretty jacked up (get it, jack-o-lantern! harhar!) Anyboo... Happy Halloween!

It looks about finished to me. I could tell that it's Xombie. If it really isn't finished, i'd love to see how nice the finished version would be.

The internet. Where else?

I think they're ugly as all hell. Don't wear them.

You need to intervene in some way. Either talk to your friend, or talk to the little shit. If you truly care about her, then ignore any possible consequences. I'm sure if she does start to hate you, for what ever stupid reason, that you could rebuild your friendship.

Rape is never out of the question. Never....never..........never.

Never.

Why yes, yes I am. Pedo-Power!

I get in grown toenails alot. It really sucks. It only happens to me because I compulsively cut my nails, and I do it in a way that you shouldn't. I cut all my nails way too short, and I really pay for it.

At 9/15/08 01:07 AM, cHunter wrote: I'm not a giant robot and I'd still fuck it.

I agree.

I was shy, timid, quiet, weird, and overly intelligent. Hell, I still am. Though I have evolved, and i've broken out of my "shell". I now talk alot more, but i'm still quiet.

None.

Southern Nevada FTW!

I find that perfectly normal, as I talk to my split personalities. I'm one of many.

Wow, that would've scared the shit out of me. I'm only really scared of medium to small spiders. But i'm fine with big ones, like tarantulas. I have no idea why.

Either jail, a mental hospital, or working the job of my dreams.

So far, $0. Moms rule. When I graduate i'll be spending 16 grand on a computer. So yeah, possibly more.

That is pretty bad considering i'm a tad bit overweight and I can do 30 diamonds with no real trouble. I have a bit of trouble doing 50 though.

Really anything minty. Mint chocolate chip is orgasmic. Sherbert is like a taboo delicacy to me.

I don't own a cell phone, and I don't need one. Even if I had one, I wouldn't use it too much. 2 minutes talking on any phone, and I get a major headache.

My computer scienced classes, any mathematics class, and all other computer related classes.

Pedosexuality isn't an illness to be cured, dipshit.

I'd write down all of my deepest secrets, and ask that they be spread through out the internet, and told to all of my family and friends.

Yes, I love punk.

The Offspring and Bad Religion FTW.