'I think we should go somewhere and have fun......'

'I think we should get married and have 12 kids...'

I'm hella good.

taken at 5am last night.

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im only posting here to tell chris that he's a fucking asshole for making this thread and making me look at it, and making me post i hope all of your children die in a car fire.

this topic is now about the taste of pussy.

last post.

P.s i love you Minion.

At 9/6/09 01:11 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 9/6/09 01:09 PM, ReverendMayhem wrote:

At 9/6/09 01:06 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: So, you get weekly pussy, right?

For Zack it's probably closer to hourly

No, it's much much closer to every 30 minutes. All the girls he get swallow, too.

either that or i cum on they're faces, most of the time they can't handle all of me without chocking.

if life had theme songs, the whisper song would be mine. AY BITCH WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY DICK IMMA BEAT THAT PUSSY UP

At 9/6/09 12:42 PM, 111122223138 wrote:

At 9/6/09 01:50 AM, Zack wrote: if i wanted i could have any girl on the bbs without even trying

that makes me lolz....
you prolly can't vevn get a real girl :3

alright then..prove it...go fucke jade teh assasin >:3

pffft we've gone over this before, i juts don't want too. but if i did wooha man

At 9/6/09 03:11 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote: Yo bro! Why are cool dudes like us wasting our time on this site with these losers. All the girls on this site are whoring, bitches right bro? Man I'm always out there pumping that pussy, I bet you do to, eh bro?

pfft all day everyday mang, whenever im not on here talking to you fucking nerds im out there getting some hardcore fuckin goin on bro.

finally someone understands.

so much hate lately, i think it's time for a change of pace.

At 9/6/09 03:14 AM, MrUNOwen wrote:

At 9/6/09 03:11 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote: Yo bro! Why are cool dudes like us wasting our time on this site with these losers. All the girls on this site are whoring, bitches right bro? Man I'm always out there pumping that pussy, I bet you do to, eh bro?

*pssst. careful, he prolly will take you seriously* :X

go fuck a tree cuntface.

don't listen to this man, he has no idea what he's talking about keep working towards a common goal my brothers.

through team work and determination anything is possible, and just a smidgen of luck anything is possible.

'when the going gets tough, the tough get going'

At 9/6/09 03:07 AM, Minion777 wrote: They be craaaazee.

One might even be temped to say buckets are invovled

At 9/6/09 02:58 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote: Thing is, I actually had some respect for you before this thread. You seemed like an okay guy. But apparently you're just a bitchy troll who worries about his own appearance so much that he throws a fucking bitch fit every time someone criticizes it, when you're the one calling the girls of NG ugly whores. You're a hypocritical prick. Yeah, you must be real popular with the ladies. Have fun fucking five dollar whores the rest of your life before you die alone.

So does this mean im never going to see naked pictures of you?

whatever, google is still got my back.

At 9/6/09 02:37 AM, Gagsy wrote: Lmao.

you think this is funny? hmm whats your issue gagsy? when are you going to let all those skeletons in the closet out to see the light.

Madjack im done with you fool go back to being a tough guy over the internet your not impressing anyone buddy so don't even try bro everyones just laughing at you.

whatever deadchick your just weird babe call yourself a dork, call yourself different but in the end your just fucking odd and don't you ever even try to sugar coat it babe.

and as far as me getting pissed madjack or whatever you name is well of course your fucking making jokes about my apperance and me personally! ME, not what i wrote, but me as a person you fucking faggot punk ass nerd bitch. and im the kind of guy that doesn't take any shit not even on the internet so shut your fucking face.

and fuck you Alastor, maybe you should actually take a look at yourself before you start commention on other peoples appearances, your just pissed because i actually know what girls want and your stuck with being a fuckin nobody mod on the newgrounds bbs.

and fancyman why don't you put up a picture of urself and lets see whos better lookin huh let the ladies decide B) i don't care what some punk ass snoic loving nerd has guy has to say about what i look like.

At 9/6/09 01:59 AM, MADJACK24 wrote:

At 9/6/09 01:56 AM, selena18 wrote: Mmmmmm lil boys, flock to me!!!!!

you heard the woman zack. a "filthy whore" wants to pleasure you. why? i have no fucking clue....

i would take her up on that if her vagina wasn't so full of aids and black man cum.

why you ask? because im way cooler and better in every way than your 15 year old faggot sonic loving ass.

At 9/6/09 01:56 AM, selena18 wrote: Mmmmmm lil boys, flock to me!!!!!

you only like blackman you stupid cock hungry whore. why are you replying to this thread instead of getting some? whats your issue why don't you just come out and say it.

At 9/6/09 01:51 AM, GiantDouche wrote: "I HOPE DEY IS NO I AM BE TROLLIN"

-Zack

your an idiot, this is a serious question. i know that i joke around a lot but im actually curious.

what is the defect that you have that makes you come on the internet to seek attention from a bunch of faggoty internet nerds (besides me of course im a fucking badass). if i wanted i could have any girl on the bbs without even trying but im not going to even go there it would just make all of the 13 year olds jealous is it looks? personality? are you clingy? you have trust issues? your daddy didn't love you enough?

spill your guts you ugly whores, since you already know all of the guys on here hate, (or pretend to like you just to see your tits and share them with all the other guys on newgrounds) you might as well tell us why we should. and before you say im making this thread just because i'm jealous that no girls talk to me on the internet... well it's kinda because of that but it doesn't matter since they're all filthy whores.

anyway back on topic.

I THINK THEY FUCKING SUCK.

fuck theres a huge list where do i even start?

i really hope this is a troll if not this may actually be the dumbest post i have ever seen on newgrounds.

for a minute there i thought someone bumped a thread from 3 years ago. this truely was a mindfuck.

you know what would have been really funny? if you didn't kick parlux, that would have been icing on the cake.

remember when highschool mattered?

me neither

remember when highschool mattered?

me neither

lmfao, god that's hilarious, even you have to admit.

'hey hows a going, can i buy you a drink?'

Reasonable Doubt> Everything else he's ever done.

I get people telling me this all the time. Man i work out all day and i eat a ton and i just can't gain any weight i guess i just have bad genetics for it or something.

My response like many others in this thread is always EAT MORE.

It's really not that hard, count up the amount of calories your getting a day and you'll be like holy shit this isn't much at all.

the responses in this thread just make me go

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oh of course. i forget the picture

another great picture proving that in all my years on this earth i was still unable to land a tan.

from left to right me, my still today best friend, my old friend that's currently in the military who i haven't seen for a year and a half or so, my little sister in the middle, and an old good friend of mine that went along to steal my laptop and sell it for weed.