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Response to: Bauldur's Gate: Dark Alliance Posted February 11th, 2013 in Video Games

I own the first one and it a fantastic game. I went to buy the second one at a second hand shop a couple weeks ago and the price was almost 40 fucking dollars. Holy shit, that's more than most games are worth in current generation! I assume it's because the game shoots vaginas and rainbows in your eyeballs.

Response to: Monsters Inc. Posted August 1st, 2011 in General

Pixar is working on a prequel where Mike and James meet each other in college nd become bitter enemies. I am not making this shit up.

Response to: Have you ever ever argued withgirls Posted August 1st, 2011 in General

What the fucking poop is a girl?

Response to: We have the worst threads Posted August 1st, 2011 in General

Years of reading manga lead me to believe that's a guy, but holy fucking shit do I wanna see what a female looks like.

Response to: Ke$ha is fucking metal. Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

Seriously? That's kinda cool, though she looks completely like human trash.

Response to: Just drank a litre of energy drink. Posted August 8th, 2009 in General

Yeah, you'll have badd grammer

you bad grammer grammerist

...

grammer

Response to: I feel bugs on me. Am I crazy? Posted August 7th, 2009 in General

You should probably stop smoking crack

Response to: more nintendo 64 games on DS Y/N ? Posted August 7th, 2009 in Video Games

I'm going to say this ONE MORE TIME

Nintendo had talks of a Smash Bros on the DS but it ultimately came down to the Nintendo keeping full attention to the development of Brawl. God knows where smash is going right now. and we are not going to know FOR A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONG time

proof=EGM mag

Response to: Billy Mays, Here Posted August 7th, 2009 in General

I'm not surprised at all

He kinda looks like he does an 8-ball before he does a commercial

Response to: Gamestop Daily Deal Posted July 30th, 2009 in Video Games

I think I'll go pick up Animal Crossing

I mean I'm not gay, its just that I like that game

Response to: The Cancer that is killing Sonic Posted May 26th, 2009 in Video Games

This just proves that Sonic fans are aso heroin addicts.

Yes, I have no idead what I'm talking about, I'm a little high right now.
.a

Response to: Face the truth if you dare Posted May 3rd, 2009 in General

At 5/3/09 01:09 PM, Vinny99 wrote: There are things in the world where people think they don't exist but that's only because they are too scared of the truth. The truth is right in front of them but they won't face it because it frightens them too much.

Who's your dealer? I'd really like to buy some shit from him.

Dreamcast being semi-revived? Posted May 3rd, 2009 in Video Games

The Playstation cannot kill this underground beast.

Not to mention independent developers STILL making Dreamcast games. Is it only a matter of time till Sega gets back in the game with the big boys? (btw I am SOOO buying a Dreamcast now that I'm old enough to understand it's awesomeness)

Response to: Fucking Steam and their sales! Posted May 2nd, 2009 in Video Games

Sneaky corporations or dumbass programmer is to blame here

Response to: Masturbation causes cancer. Posted May 1st, 2009 in General

I love the picture the article shows

Response to: Omfg Posted May 1st, 2009 in General

I feel a need to face palm

Response to: Britains/American s got Talent Posted May 1st, 2009 in General

Impale someone with your dick. That is true talent

Response to: Tattoo Newgrounds On This Guys Back Posted April 25th, 2009 in General

At 4/24/09 07:26 PM, Father-of-Death wrote: 1. Newgrounds
2,539

2. Reddit
943

Wow, when i fucking voted it was at 300.

HOW THE FUCK?

I know! What the hell happened?

Response to: Tattoo Newgrounds On This Guys Back Posted April 19th, 2009 in General

At 4/18/09 08:49 PM, Barry-Fanilow wrote:
At 4/18/09 08:17 PM, PanzyFace wrote: Or even better! How about "COLBERT"?
how about not

Not really, I like Stephen,but it's starting to become lame over this internet domination thing.

Response to: Tattoo Newgrounds On This Guys Back Posted April 17th, 2009 in General

Voted like with 3 different emails

Peace with Cuba finally? Posted April 17th, 2009 in Politics

Good ol Raul Castro wants to talk to the US and make some peace after almost 50 years of Cold War like relations

;"Castro's offer to discuss any and all topics with Washington - from freedom of the press to freeing political prisoners - may provide even more of a political opening."

What do guys think about it?

Response to: New Mgs? Posted April 17th, 2009 in Video Games

At 4/17/09 02:03 AM, slackerzac wrote:
At 4/17/09 02:00 AM, Zacht3hking wrote: Whatever it is, it's 360 bound
Why would it be?

This, I'm not saying it's 5, it's just the next game.

Response to: New Mgs? Posted April 17th, 2009 in Video Games

Whatever it is, it's 360 bound

Response to: So I found gay porn on my laptop Posted April 17th, 2009 in General

At 4/16/09 11:03 PM, Sawdust wrote: It's a prank, obviously.

I don't know, I did that shit to a friend once because he broke my camping tent. I didn't give a shit about the tent but it was funny when his mom yelled at him.

Response to: Charlie the Unicorn fucking sucks Posted April 17th, 2009 in General

At 4/17/09 01:14 AM, Skygee wrote: Egofagter.

That wasn't cool. At all.

Yeah Charlie the Unicorn is funny in a weird way but it is overrated. It's just made popular by Youtubers that have never heard of Newgrounds before.

Response to: Ask a Pokeman Master! Posted April 16th, 2009 in General

time's up

FAIL

Response to: Ask a Pokeman Master! Posted April 16th, 2009 in General

How many Pokemon can use the moon stone.

You have 1 minute to answer to make sure not cheating

Response to: Snes Or N64? Posted April 16th, 2009 in Video Games

N64, I have to. SNES was the match that sparked the fire that is the N64

Response to: Revenue Earnings! Posted April 16th, 2009 in General

At 4/16/09 09:52 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Since we got this new Revenue thing that gives us money from ads and such, I tought it would be fun to have Newgrounders post their earnings.

Today I made $0.09.

Excuse me while I drop out of school.

I got a good laugh out of that. Go out and get yourself a stick of gum and pat yourself on the back.

Seriously, you have to rape your flashes with Fiesta ads to make any kind of formidable profit

Response to: There are Snakes on a plane! Posted April 16th, 2009 in General

Pythons are deadly, sooooo...

KISS ME GOODBYEEEEE! HONEY I'M GOING TO MAKE IT OUT ALIVE.
SO KISS ME GOODBYE! I CAN SEE THE VENOM IN THEIR EYES!