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Man is depressed. Sees doctor. Posted December 6th, 2008 in General

Says life seems hard and cruel.

Says he feels all alone in a world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

Doctor says, "Treatment is very simple. There is a clown named Pagliacci in town tonight, go see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into sudden tears. "But, doctor...

...I am Pagliacci."

Response to: whats the dumbest thing youve done? Posted October 31st, 2008 in General

Why must I stare at this godly cute picture?

Advice to give to your... Posted March 27th, 2008 in General

...twelve year old self.

"Don't even think about it."

Response to: Disney Channel is the Bomb Diggity Posted March 26th, 2008 in General

I lol'd hard at this topic.

I agree, Nickelodeon did fuck everything up because of Disney's god damn peer pressure. But thank God for NickToons...

Response to: uhmm anyone played runescape?? Posted December 9th, 2007 in General

At 12/9/07 06:12 PM, americanidiot2f wrote: A clock crew member playing runescape?

IMPOSSIBLE

Are you sure?

If Eric has 1 apple and Bob has 3.. Posted September 1st, 2007 in General

Why don't they just shut up and eat?

Response to: Post all videos here Posted August 16th, 2007 in General

At 8/16/07 02:16 PM, Crue wrote: Sweet. Somebody's got video footage of me at the Wauconda, Illinois tactical last year. I am seen:
- 1:10, leaning against the fence.
- 2:17, guy with the brown hat checking his ammo.
- 5:40, wounded and dying.
Link.

You linked me to a page replying to this thread.


Everytime I go on my account page, I click on the link where you can see your written reviews, however, everytime I do this, it just brings me back to the top of the page. What is going on?

Response to: ~ Gay Jokes ~ Posted August 13th, 2007 in General

At 8/13/07 09:01 AM, Fr0z3nb14d3 wrote: Frank-The-Hedgehog comes back and there's cum all over the walls of the shower and Jake says, " I said not to cum!!" Mechabloby says, " I didn't cum, I farted!"

Why did Jake suddenly appear in the story?

Response to: Ziggy played guitar? Posted August 12th, 2007 in General

At 8/12/07 02:36 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: Wait, it's a WHAT?
I dunno what you are saying...

LURK MOAR

Nyt Knows Nothing About Ff Posted August 12th, 2007 in General

And 2001's "Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within," based on the video game about an alien invasion, made back less than a quarter of its $137 million budget in the United States, and $85 million over all.

The Final Fantasy games are definitely not about an alien invasion (though the movie is, obviously). I don't know if the NYT writer in question actually thinks they are (and also apparently thinks that there's only one FF game), or if he just screwed up the syntax and wasn't actually referring to the game(s).

Either way, lol @ New York Times

Response to: I think I may be a vampire Posted August 12th, 2007 in General

At 8/12/07 04:57 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: I always have the urge to bite wpmen, specifically women.

Wait, what?

Response to: I got a letter of George Lucas Posted August 12th, 2007 in General

At 8/12/07 04:41 PM, JediMaster8 wrote:
At 8/12/07 04:23 PM, Forums wrote: GOOD, I AM GOING TO PRAY THAT YOU DIE
thats the kinda behaviour that leads to the darkside

When was the last time I laughed so hard?

Response to: I got a letter of George Lucas Posted August 12th, 2007 in General

At 8/12/07 04:42 PM, Bovineoverlord wrote: God dammit, are nerds clogging up the BBS again?

Lemme get my shotgun

No, no. I'll get the level 1 lunger. Just hold on.

Shi Thead Sounds Like A Real Name Posted August 11th, 2007 in General

I bet somebody has a kid named that.

Response to: Hottest Girl in tha world Posted August 11th, 2007 in General

At 8/11/07 09:58 PM, Actionkiller wrote: still undecided

Wow, that is HAWT.

Response to: god war 2 *music* Posted August 11th, 2007 in General

At 8/11/07 09:55 PM, godofshit wrote: this is funny like a stick man sing the music so funny i cant not resist mean is too funny
is it ganna have a other one??

This topic opens the door to many questions.

Response to: i found 67 dollars while walking Posted August 11th, 2007 in General

At 8/11/07 09:55 PM, SouthAsian wrote: This.I managed to find the picture.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Response to: i found 67 dollars while walking Posted August 11th, 2007 in General

At 8/11/07 09:51 PM, SouthAsian wrote:
At 8/11/07 09:49 PM, HairyHungarian wrote: lol
What the fuck?

What did he do? Is the post deleted because of just noobish spam?

Response to: HI um can ua teahc me viruss pleaas Posted August 11th, 2007 in General

Where the hell are the mods? Are they on vacation?

Response to: R.i.p. Chula Posted August 11th, 2007 in General

At 8/11/07 04:44 PM, AlexMoosh wrote: Who's dog is that?

...

How would you react if... Posted August 10th, 2007 in General

...that you were one day away from getting to lvl 30(before the site update), and than that next day you find out Newgrounds has been updated and now the highest lvl is 60. How exactly would you react to this?

Response to: How do you pronounce your alias? Posted August 10th, 2007 in General

Like this

Yuu-ahri

Response to: Anyone else tired of... Posted August 9th, 2007 in General

At 8/9/07 10:15 PM, GreenDay-420 wrote:
and hey ill i am from chicago how are you from me?

Wait, was that even sentance?

Response to: A question for the forum mods. Posted August 9th, 2007 in General

At 8/9/07 10:14 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Of course they earned it. The admins arent gonna pick some random fuck to watch of the forum.

Exactly. It's that the chances are is that the guy they "randomly" picked is going to be all like, "hEY! stop flaming in my thread or ill fucking ban your ass, u hear me?"

Response to: Anyone else tired of... Posted August 9th, 2007 in General

At 8/9/07 10:12 PM, BlueZombieClock wrote: Welcome to the BBS.

Enjoy your stay!

Response to: Photoshop Mah Boy John Goodman Posted August 9th, 2007 in General

At 8/8/07 11:23 AM, PsychoticMind wrote: Goodman pities the foo'.

You sir are teh winnar of this thread.

Response to: Whots?! Posted August 9th, 2007 in General

At 8/9/07 03:24 PM, ZeroScount wrote: Would you rather leave a crappy comment in my Empty news or get free pie?

What flavour?

Response to: Me playing the piano. Posted August 9th, 2007 in General

At 8/9/07 08:03 AM, BuddhaGeo wrote: Pardon? Mind posting a photo of him.

The actor who played Pee-Wee Herman? You know.

Response to: Me playing the piano. Posted August 9th, 2007 in General

At 8/9/07 07:58 AM, BuddhaGeo wrote: I have been playing the piano since 12, I think I am pretty impressive for my age and experience.
Sorry for it being short but the batteries died when my bro was filming this.

You bare a striking resemblance to Paul Ruben.