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At 12/22/08 12:39 PM, Sidorio wrote: That would require near impossible sex skills that nobody on this site has.

PULLOVER SHITHEAD. THIS IS THE COPS.

Their cover of Paranoid. At the end, what the hell is the dude saying? It sounds like,

"FUCK. ME. RUNNING."

Hi, everyone.

Recently(yesterday), I had bought Animal Crossing: City Folk and I just have to say that I have been missing out completely. I am really in love with this game as anything else (sorta). Today, I had finally payed off my mortgage and accepted to expand my house. Everything is going well.

Name: Ames
Town: Karoh
Friend Code: 2578-7095-4818
Town Fruit: Apples

At 12/21/08 01:51 PM, sean5892 wrote: lolwut

lolwut, indeed.

Let me show you how I love you.

Holy shit, that's awesome.

I was just listening to the Youthanasia CD while reading this.

At 12/18/08 06:30 PM, EternalRabbit wrote:

At 12/18/08 06:30 PM, SgtBrainDead wrote:

At 12/18/08 06:28 PM, jjrmet wrote: *facepalm

*facedesk*

*faceanvil*

*faceuniverse*

At 12/15/08 05:56 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Also, that the use of a condom was used if you needed a piss whilst having sex.

Well, actually, that does happen.

At 12/15/08 05:30 PM, joeyjoe1 wrote:

At 12/15/08 05:25 PM, Yuuari wrote:

At 12/15/08 05:20 PM, joeyjoe1 wrote: Aren't bricks, for the most part, completely silent?

Uh... no? What kind of question is that? What are you, a dumbass?

We are talking about this kind of brick, right?

not some kind of magic bricks?

What else? Look, the point is that whenever my 360 turns on, it makes a noise like a brick. It can't be anymore simpler than that.

*reads topic title*

Hey, wait a minute. If you take out the word "cup" you get...

AW, FUCK.

At 12/15/08 05:31 PM, EpicFail wrote: I used to think that everyone else besides me were robots, and they all wanted to kill me.

Going to school was hard back then... I couldn't trust anybody!

I had a very similar issue. In Kindergarden, I kept thinking that when I'm not looking, people WERE FUCKING ALLIGATORS.

At 12/15/08 05:27 PM, CompanionCube wrote: I used to think that anything that pre-dated my birth was in black and white

Very common for most people around our age.

At 12/15/08 05:20 PM, joeyjoe1 wrote:

At 12/15/08 05:13 PM, Yuuari wrote: Whenever I would turn it on, it keeps making a non-stop noise like a brick.

Aren't bricks, for the most part, completely silent?

Uh... no? What kind of question is that? What are you, a dumbass?

When I was around 7, I used to think that there were people living underground who manually work the streetlights. I also used to think that girls urinated out of their anus.

Whenever I would turn it on, it keeps making a non-stop noise like a brick. There's nothing covering the vents or anything.

How do I make it stop?

I can't even believe it.

Unless you have any answers to any of my questions, I suggest you shut it.

I'm trying to gather cosplay items for the character Rorschach from Watchmen. I have no trouble finding the clothing, it's just the mask I need help on. Where can I find a quality mask and if I can't find it, how can I make one? I need serious help.

Embedding doesn't work here on NG. You can just simply link to it.

Unless they know it's really a disgusting shock site.

cool story bro

At 12/8/08 07:09 PM, ngmastah wrote: I'm not clicking the link until you show me evidence that it is not a shock site or virus.

It's a flash cartoon that has the song Sleigh Ride by Relient K.

Watch the whole thing. Appropriate for this time of year.

This topic was supposed to be about MEGADETH, DAMNIT. NOT POKEMANS.

At 12/7/08 12:49 PM, esko-man wrote: Team Rocket, blasting off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Meowth! That's right!

Damnit, Esko-man.

With sadness in our hearts
The wounded of the wars
We've been hung out to dry
You didn't want us anyway
And NOW WE'RE MAKING UP OUR MINDS
You tell us how to run our lives,
We run for Youthanasia...

At 12/7/08 11:28 AM, Fuckle wrote: 1. Shoot up a school, try and get as many people as possible

That is really not funny.

Offensive, I might add.

Without Watchmen, this topic fails.

At 12/6/08 12:25 AM, TheZach wrote:

At 12/6/08 12:22 AM, Yuuari wrote:

At 12/6/08 12:17 AM, TheZach wrote: that was a sad story

Does it depress you, commissioner?

Nothing that a little ecstasy can't fix.

HEY! You've been holding! Gimme some of that!

*snatches away*

At 12/6/08 12:17 AM, TheZach wrote: that was a sad story

Does it depress you, commissioner?