At 12/2/06 01:08 PM, darkfiretime1 wrote: Just for you, I am going to let my dog crap in the entryway to the front door of whereever you live.

Your fault if your too lazy to pick it up.

1. I live about 4,000 miles away from you.

2. I'm not cleaning up shit that hasn't come directly out of my ass.

About half an hour ago my girlfriend approached me frantically asking if I had accidentally stood in dog shit and trailed it into her apartment. After checking my boots, it turns out I had. Great. So there had been clumps of shit on her stairs for the last four hours before she discovered it. Obviously I cleaned the stairs and my boots, but I'm still pissed off.

What kind of irresponsible twat would let their dog shit somewhere where people like ME are going to be walking? The reason I never want to own animals is partly because I hate them, but also because I hate cleaning shit up. But now, because some cunt is too lazy to clean up after their dog, I have to do it for them. But rather than cleaning it up outside, I have to scrub it off of carpet and pluck out the remaining lumps with chop sticks. How the hell am I supposed to eat sushi in the future without being reminded of this hellish incident?

If you're a dog owner and you let your pet get away with 'shit' like this, you suck balls.

Anyway, post similair experiences, or your opinions.

Just shoot them.

We don't need child murderers and rapists.

When will the authorities learn?

Bullets are cheaper than prisons.

Raiders of the crimson skies,
We're the ones that rule so high.

Uh, uh, peng sai kao.

If they ask, tell the truth.

Religious freaks hardly ever kill innocent living things...

I'd say urethra, because it's easy to wash your eyes out.

My turn: Which would hurt more, getting hot melted candle wax dripped over your bell-end, or, getting hot melted candle wax dripped in your eyes.

I'd say eyes.

I read this poem/story in Wired:

time machine. Suddenly, I'd invented a

At 11/30/06 08:09 PM, Kuro wrote:

At 11/30/06 07:58 PM, Complete wrote: When the very first PC came out in 1700 or 1600 (Not exactly sure) it was meant only to add numbers, it barely worked though I believe it was called the MARK1.

You're thinking of an abacus.

No, he's thinking of the first computer ever. It wasn't electronic or anything, but it had lots of moving parts and it was meant to add numbers. As Complete wrote, it barely worked.

Mu: "Haters."

If we presume that the guys involved are like me and wouldn't be afraid to smash a girl in the teeth if necessary, then I would bet that the guys would beat the girls if we're talking about physical violence.

I don't think it's right to hit women or anything, I'm simply out for equality. If a woman attacked me in a bar or whatever I'd do to her the same as I'd do to a guy.

Game Boy.
Then, Mega Drive (Genesis).

At 12/1/06 01:27 PM, Vein_D_igger wrote: Am I the only one who dosent know what a katamari is?

It's from a video game made in Japan. Basically a katamari is a ball that can be rolled along, and attracts any item to stick to it magnetically (like the snowball effect). You have to start by rolling up small stuff like books and paperclips, and eventually you can roll up the taj mahal and entire cities. There's a time limit and stuff, it's really fun.

The English version is better than the Canadian version.

I predict a lot of sex/hentai games for the Wii. The one-handed controller seems too good an opportunity to miss.

Get a video camera ready for next time.

That's only 3,000 miles away.

I'll be right there.

The Baader-Meinhof Gang were German, look them up.

www.wikipedia.com

That song sucks.

I haven't played the game but from what I've seen, it looks good.

How old is he? He must be young to get scared by Scorpion.

Anyway, get him to watch you kicking Scorpion's ass over and over again until that kid gets bored and falls asleep. If he dreams of Scorpion, it will be Scorpion getting the beatdown.

Cooked to perfection, no diseases or any risks (other than the normal risks for eating meat) then yeah, I'd do it.

I'd do it for free if it was for survival purposes.

One time when I was about six I hurled my guts up on Christmas Eve and my Dad ridiculed me for it the next day in front of my entire family.

Sex Pistols.
The Jam.
Undertones.

Playstation 1.
Playstation 2.
Sega Master System 2.
Sega Mega Drive.
Sega Saturn.
Sega Dreamcast.
Nintendo Entertainment System.
Super Nintendo Entertainment System.
Nintendo 64.
Gamecube.
Game Boy Colour.
Game Boy Advance.
Game Boy Advance SP.
Neo Geo AES.
Neo Geo Pocket Colour (2).

Is it true that for thanksgiving, the kids have to sit at a seperate table? If so, that's stupid.

At 11/22/06 02:27 PM, ZuneUzi wrote: YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL THAT HES NOT A NIGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRR

You're going to get yourself banned.

Any more than one vodka + red bull gives me insane diarrhoea the next day. It's like I'm shitting the drink itself.

A guy at my school claimed to have a granddad that shot Hitler. He also spoke often of a time-travelling apple he once had. I'm not making this up.

If that game was played using an emulator, some emulators have a tool that lets you save a video of the game as you're playing so you can watch it back afterwards.

Or, he could have used Windows Movie Maker and a lot of print-screens.

What do tiny angels have to do with anything? I noticed the 11 - 15 year old models search, I presume that's to what you're referring.

Somebody explain.

True story:
A family in America returned home after a holiday. They found a burglar in their garage. The burglar had broken into their home and couldn't get out again and had to survive on pepsi and dog food for a week. The burglar sued and won.

This type of shit happens all the time in Britain aswell; criminals suing their victims.