At 11/24/09 08:45 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote:

At 11/24/09 08:42 PM, Grizzli wrote: Because you're currently high?

Never smoked anything in my life, and I plan to keep it that way.

You don't have to smoke things to get high.

At 11/24/09 12:33 PM, ZagmenO wrote: The average person swallows 10-12 spiders in their sleep every night.

It was every year, and that "fact" was made-up as an example of how people will believe and spread any rumour they here if it sounds like it might be true.

At 11/24/09 04:09 PM, Master117chief wrote: And who the fuck will employ a 15 year old kid?

Restaurants will pay you to wash dishes.

"A man who went in search of his biological father was shocked to learn it was famed serial killer Charles Manson."

Manson didn't kill anybody. His followers did.

At 11/24/09 12:00 PM, Leidolfr wrote: how is YurgenBurgen Polish sounding?

[ Polish people went to like Bergen Belsen....thats the only loose relevance I can see there ]

That was just what we had to do, and he wrote Yurgen Burgen. Whether it was an accurate example of a Polish-sounding name or not didn't really concern me at the time.

When I was 11 or 12 I was in English and we were learning about World War 2, and we had to write a letter from the point-of-view of a Polish prisoner of war, and sign it with a Polish-sounding name. The guy next to me used Yurgen Burgen (although he probably spelled it with a J) and I started using it as my username for stuff.

Not I, Berzerker.

At 11/23/09 10:40 PM, Addsgohere wrote:

At 11/23/09 10:29 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Lulz, I'm a redhead, and am looking forward to anyone trying any of that shit with me.

*kicks*

Doesn't work over the internet.

I didn't know they'd made it available until someone mentioned it to me at work today.

I might go and get it, I'll see if anything else comes up first though.

Detonate inside strip club.
Commence groping.

Lulz, I'm a redhead, and am looking forward to anyone trying any of that shit with me.

The teapot.

At 11/23/09 08:40 PM, reverend wrote: Isn't ironic that TurkeyonaStick gets the BBS modship near Thanksgiving.

You're right, it isn't ironic.

I did get suspended, for two weeks at high school, but it wasn't something I actually wanted.

Find out what her favourite bands are and try and find sheet music for them that she can play on the flute.

At 11/21/09 07:02 PM, NOTunowned wrote: so annoyingly loud, nothing short of noise

Actually, noise music is closer to noise than metal is.

look at the sign-up date.

Irrelevant.

i know what im talking about

Totally.

Consumers get what they ask for.

You know it won't contain any THC or anything like that, don't you?

At 11/22/09 08:48 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote: I thought no one was going to say brasseye. Cant believe the peadophile show they did.
Nonce-sense priceless

My favourite episode is the drugs one, that one is just perfect.
"If time's a drug, then Big Ben is a huge needle injecting it into the sky!"

Also have you seen Jam? It's by the guy that did Brasseye, but a totally different kettle of fish.

Yeah, sometimes I feel really distant from the world. I presume everyone feels like that sometimes.

Spaced.
Jam.
Brasseye.

The black guy should've worked the word "cracker" into his rant, for added hilarity.

Don't do it. It's not worth the hassle.

Good luck. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

At 11/22/09 06:47 PM, EpicFail wrote: He is a great mod

It's incredible I was able to maintain a straight face while reading that.

Depends on the situation. There have been times where I've busted out a witty comeback that's left everyone going "oooooooohh" like they do.

My response to "Why are you so quiet?" is going to be "I'm waiting for you to shut up."

Haven't really thought about it. There's nothing that I want that I could realistically get hold of.

There was a news report about McDonalds using subliminal advertising on TV. If you look on YouTube you can probably find it. Basically they flashed the M logo up before a TV programme.

I just hang up. I have better things to do than to play games over the phone.

I don't like a lot of salt. I never put salt on my food and I avoid eating things that have a lot of salt in them. I can always tell if I've had too much.