At 7/5/08 08:26 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Come on I need serious suggestions guys.

Avril Nitrate.

Avril = Avril Lavigne.
Nitrate = Amyl Nitrate, or "poppers", a substance which gets you high briefly.

Morning:
Woke up wearing boxer shorts.

Work:
Black trousers, odd socks, black shoes, dark blue jumper.

Now:
Dark grey corduroys, Mushroomhead t-shirt, blue and black chequered thing.

Audio Donkeys.
Loose Muffins.
Abba.

Looks like a chicken drumstick.

Eat lots of treacle and do hand-stands.

Self-titled and Toxicity were awesome. Steal This Album was ok and I don't care for their newer stuff.

Slightly obsessive maybe but he's got a good imagination and a lot of patience for doing something like that. Good on him I say. There's more than enough kids who just want to piss people off all day, at least this guy's doing something creative.

At 7/5/08 11:44 AM, GiantDouche wrote: My friends dad plays poker with Mushroomhead :DDD

I've shaken hands with (and gotten the autograph of) the backing singer in Mushroomhead. Behold.

I am aware that it looks like a blind guy's tried drawing a dick by holding the pen with his teeth.

I just use the old Windows Messenger that came with XP. It rarely fails and I don't have to put up with stupid crap like nudges or people's photographs.

My cousin was using a pellet gun at the fair, you know the shooting range ones, and it malfunctioned and shot him in the eye. Luckily he didn't lose his sight.

Lego.
Lego.
Lego.

Get it right. They even printed in one of their catalogues that it's Lego, not Legos.

I heard a screaming sound effect from Command and Conquer in a T.V. advert for yogurt once (seriously).

When people say "What's up?" to me I respond with "The sky", and then I stare blankly into the distance.

At 7/2/08 06:21 PM, g-muff wrote: Don't hit me with that shit, the exact same thing happened in the winter Olympics, websites headlined the British team's semi-final victory over Canada "England stuns Canada" Personally i find that hillarious considering every member of the BRITISH team was actually SCOTTISH.

Let me just get in touch with my close friends who made these websites you're speaking of so they can rectify their mistakes.

Then later on in the week the British (read London) media began the full racist views, even the BBC's Olympic anchor man, Steve Rider, was caught saying "a British success story is turning into a Scottish failure".

So write to the idiots who did this and rant at them. I assure you that you won't be taken seriously if you open the letter with "Fuck all you English!"

Yeah, and we are making a big deal over nothing!!!!

Meow.

At 7/2/08 06:10 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Yes, I'm sure. Now if you wouldn't mind releasing your crushing political hold on the 4 other nations that surround you

MY "crushing political hold"? Mate, the reality is that most English people don't give a shit about whether you're Scottish or whatever. If the government has some sort of hold over any other countries that's hardly my fault, is it? No.

and all have a much richer culture and history and aren't crawling with immigrants? Turns out that we're not too happy with it.

Again, my fault? If you're that bothered, do something about it rather than pointing the finger at people who aren't to blame.

At 7/2/08 06:03 PM, g-muff wrote: Fuck all you English!

Ok.

you only consider any of our great sportstars British when they are winning, yet the second things start to go down hill it returns to them being Scottish.

I'm English, and I couldn't care less about your sports stars. Whether they're Scottish or British or whatever makes no difference to me. So stop this "Fuck all you English!" shit like we've got some sort of anti-Scottish trend going on. We haven't. We do not care.

BBC1 showed a brilliant documentary about Werner Herzog last night. Anyone else watch it?

I passed my theory test and I have a provisional, but not the proper driving licence yet. My sister recently got her licence revoked 'cos she was caught speeding twice.

At 7/2/08 05:18 PM, paintballr wrote: it's an item worth keeping.

Maybe if you like the idea of crap music lying around the house.

There's one here on eBay for $79.99 with no bids, and one here for $24.99 with one bid.

At 7/15/05 12:39 AM, TheGrungeKing wrote: Character's Full Name:

Miguel.

Nickname:

Migs.

Reason for nickname:

He's a Mig Welder.

Birthdate:

08/05/87

Age:

21.

How old does s/he appear?:

21.

Eye Color:

Blue.

Glasses or contacts:

No.

Weight:

Average.

Height:

Average.

Type of body/build:

Average.

Skin tone:

Dark/Mexican.

Skin type:

Mexican.

Shape of face:

Mexican.

Distinguishing Marks:

Scar across face from unfortunate welding accident.

Predominant feature:

Sexy lips.

Hair color:

Blue.

Distinguishable hair feature (bald, receding hairline, etc.):

Word "FUCK" shaved into back of head.

Type of hair (coarse, fine, thick, etc?):

Long, bald.

Character's typical hairstyle:

Spiky.

Looks like:

George Michael/Mexican.

Is s/he healthy?

Yes.

Physical disabilities:

No legs.

Character's favorite color:

Blue.

Character's least favorite color:

Blue.

Why?

Blue.

Favorite Band:

Blue.

Least favorite Band:

Blue.

Why?

Offensive to Miguel's religion.

Food:

Fajitas.

Literature:

Spanish.

Expressions:

"Fuck", "Bucket Shit" and "Shitpipe".

Favorite Curse Words:

"Crumbs".

Mode of transportation:

Skateboard.

Daredevil or cautious?

Cautious.

Same when alone?

Cautious.

Hometown:

Capital of Mexico.

Type of childhood:

Drug-ridden and pleasant.

First memory:

Delivering his own birth.

Most important childhood event that still affects him/her:

Harpooning his first fat woman.

Why?

Hungry.

Education:

Mexican.

Religion:

Shinto.

Finances:

Character's greatest fear:

Mexico dissolves into ocean.

Why?

Overpopulation of fat women.

What is the worst thing that could happen to him/her?

Death.

What single event would most throw character's life in complete turmoil?

Local Blockbuster closing down.

Why?

Miguel <3 films.

Character is most at ease when:

Paragliding.

Most ill at ease when:

Asleep.

Depressive or SAD (Seasonal Affective Disorder)?

Suicidal.

Priorities:

Harpooning.

Philosophy:

Everyone should be harpooned.

How s/he feels about self:

Confident, shy.

Past failure s/he would be embarrassed to have people know about:

HOW FUCKING LONG IS THIS POST.

Why?

FUCK.

If granted one wish, what would it be?

Paragliding while harpooning people from the air.

Fuck the rest of it.

At 7/2/08 03:17 PM, Neo-Confederate wrote: second, macs are more secure and they get no viruses

My friend's brother has a Mac which is completely fucked with viruses.

English laws:

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen.

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing.

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour.

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

I was getting into Flash and wanted to submit my animations/games to the site, so I joined shortly after getting Flash 5, the disc of which no longer installs so I am currently Flashless.

At 7/1/08 05:35 PM, Psycho wrote: The Butterfly Effect was a pretty good one. I haven't seen the sequel yet, but it's probably shit.

I've heard the sequel is terrible. I've seen the first one, it was ok.

At 7/1/08 05:17 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: Yes, but it's not an issue of whether they wreck their own lungs, it's whether they wreck yours. Secondhand smoke is more toxic than the smoke they're inhaling, after all.

I think it should be kept legal, but restricted so that you can only smoke in your own home (or a friend's home if they allow it, whatever).

At 7/1/08 05:17 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: I'd like to point out that yurgenburgen makes a good point.

Thanks.

The U.S banned alcohol and organized crime flourished. What they should do, it legalize everything, and tax the shit out of it.

On the surface this seems like a good idea, but if something like heroin were legalised, addicts would still rob and kill people for money to pay for their drugs. Criminal organisations would thrive by selling heroin to the addicts slightly cheaper than what the government is asking. Also, heroin comes from places like North Korea, so by allowing it we'd be fuelling sinister countries.

Scar Tissue.

Most of their songs suck.

I don't, but it's not because I am a smoker (I'm not).

I think it's a matter of choice. Smoking is dumb, but people can choose to wreck their lungs if they want. The tax they pay for cigarettes covers their medical treatment later in life so, it all balances out.

Also, if smoking were banned, there'd be a lot of illegal smuggling of tobacco into the country (more so than there is now, from France or wherever) which would result in higher prices going to the criminal organisations involved.

Nope. I'm not stupid.

You can get Cubase, but you'd have to buy it.

WavePad (basic version free) has a few sound-editing effects, like being able to make it sound like it's on a telephone, as well as "Phaser", "Flanger" and some other stuff.

At 7/1/08 04:59 PM, 666rebel wrote: TETSUO!

not the same thing...

Akira still pwnz.