I take it this is from Series 8 or something? I don't have TV channels so I haven't seen it. There are a couple of episodes that suck but usually Family Guy is pretty good.

At 11/8/09 07:37 PM, OptometristMartin wrote: Yeah but are all US cities on that list?

Did I say they were?

No, only medium-sized or higher cities.

Wonderful.

Fuck, I am buying one of those ASAP.

There are no homeless people around here. We have this special program called "winter" that deals with them.

At 11/8/09 05:51 PM, OptometristMartin wrote:

At 11/8/09 05:48 PM, EpicFail wrote: Yeah, find a Canadian one...

Then why does this site include maps for Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton, and even China cities.

Canada does not consist entirely of a few major cities.

At 11/8/09 06:48 PM, UnknownFear wrote: You can't download Newgrounds games.

There's the option that a few users have suggested, by using an addon in Firefox, but personally when I want to download a Flash file I find the address of the .swf file in the page's source code, and create a link to the file itself in a notepad document (saving it as .html), opening the html file and right-clicking the link and clicking "Save link as..."

At 11/8/09 05:38 PM, Ultor wrote: Same with canada why not just move down here and get the good stuff?

Because there is more to life than sitting in front of a box watching Will And Grace reruns.

At 11/8/09 04:41 PM, karlsdick wrote: I don't even watch TV anymore. why did they get rid of it?,.....cause it was TOO DAMN BLACK!

fuck the UK!

You're a tool. If a programme or channel isn't getting enough views, it gets axed to make way for stuff that people will like. That's the way it is. Race has nothing to do with it. Also, British TV shows films from around the world on terrestrial television. The BBC has a radio network dedicated to Asian entertainment.

People who cry "OMG RACISM" every time something that they don't like happens need to be taken outside and buried under a tonne of shit.

A friend and I were talking about gays for some reason.

Him: "They have gay pride parades. Do the people that fuck sheep get a parade as well?"
Me: "Yeah, it's called British Pride Day."

At 11/8/09 01:58 PM, lolwtfmudkips wrote: Because the original creator of the game posted on 4chan saying if this post ends in 75...

"The Game" was devised by a group of people while waiting around in a train station after missing their last train home, so they came up with a game where if any of them thought about the dire situation they were in, they had "lost the game".

At 11/8/09 01:51 PM, 59 wrote: anyone??????

You can't expect the answer within two minutes. Your description was vague as fuck. The only thing that came to mind was Splatterhouse 2 but I don't even think that has a sewer level.

At 11/8/09 01:36 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I know, that you guys don't know what brotherhood feels like, what it's like to walk into your bar and have everyone know your name, glad you came, Cheers.

That's because most of us aren't alcoholics.

The only 2009 film I've seen is Transformers 2 at my friend's house, and it was not bad.

At 11/8/09 01:35 PM, Yamor wrote: You're probably the type that wanks while looking a BME pain olympics.

Are you suggesting that there are people who don't?

At 11/8/09 12:02 PM, Mechabloby wrote: So, NG, what's a good disturbing read?

I was going to recommend Naked Lunch. If you haven't read it, be prepared for some extremely bizarre reading. The "story" is hard to follow because of the non-linear narrative, but it's one of my favourite books.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is fantastic as well.

If you like Naked Lunch, Burroughs did a book entitled Junky which is basically an account of his heroin-addicted life, and is a lot more easy to grasp than Naked Lunch, and still contains a good dose of madness for you.

Essentially, Burroughs is the way to go.

I have something only 39 other people have; a CD by some Belgian musicians that is limited to 40 copies.

At 10/20/08 01:39 AM, STEM wrote: made me label him a weed smoking, anti-war, god-loving hippy.

Not really. His rants were fairly aggressive and he often mocked religion in his routines. Also he has stated that weed was not really his thing and he preferred mushrooms.

At 11/7/09 11:13 PM, MadiiMonsterr wrote: How does it feel?

Depends on the quality of it, how you're feeling to begin with, the people you're with, and other factors. It isn't this miracle drug that makes you happy regardless of what else is going on, but if you're just hanging out with some good people and relaxing... it's great.

A good smoke will leave you feeling really relaxed and carefree, very peaceful, and things become funny to you. Also your enjoyment of food increases exponentially.

Personally I find it's best to have had a few drinks beforehand.

I have nothing against Germans. They're an alright lot.

I think you'll find it's called "Orange drink".

At 11/7/09 08:38 AM, Mechabloby wrote:

At 11/7/09 08:34 AM, JaY11 wrote: Gummo is pretty fucked up. Always springs to mind when I think of a messed up movie.

I've been searching for this film on DVD for some time now and it always seems to be just Region 1 - is there any reason why they won't release this in the UK?

They did release Gummo on VHS in the UK when it first came out, but for some reason they aren't releasing it on DVD any time soon. I got the Region 1 version 'cos I have a multi-region DVD player.

Anyway, a few of these have already been mentioned but whatever:

Ichi the Killer
Visitor Q
Cannibal Holocaust
Irreversible
The Holy Mountain
Weekend (Godard)
Naked Lunch
Big Bang Love, Juvenile A
A Snake Of June
Eraserhead
Tetsuo: Iron Man
Electric Dragon 80,000 v
Rubber's Lover
Dumplings
Gozu

That's disturbing. The shit people will do for money these days is ridiculous.

Stacy is a good Japanese zombie flick. It has some pretty funny moments, it's kind of like a well-made B-movie, if you catch my drift.

There's no god, but my answer to the best thing in existence would be... medicine.

At 11/7/09 06:53 PM, FurryDemon wrote: I think I had sleep paralysis just once, I tried to go to sleep which was hard, so I ended up doing something like trying to move small parts of my body like my fingers then gradually working up and up..then I broke out of it

This is what I do. Although sleep paralysis doesn't cause me to panic, like it does with the OP. Maybe the first time it did but now it's just one of those things.

A statue of Churchill that comes to life and goes around punching nuns.

In self defense, yeah. Ideally my weapon would be a brick.

One time, I was made to wait until everyone had left the classroom before I was allowed to leave, for absolutely no reason. Even when I asked the teacher why she wouldn't let me go she mumbled something like "You know why".

At 9/11/09 06:11 PM, majormario wrote: I celebrate 9/11. I think it was a good thing that alot of people got killed (Overpopulation anyone?)

If you're so concerned about overpopulation, put your money where your mouth is and kill yourself.

we needed a war to show every other Country that we will kick their asses!

I take it you're going straight into the military when you finish preschool?

I like White & Nerdy and Amish Paradise.