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I'm planning on going to a clubbing event for the first time next tuesday. It's an all ages event down town called "Sex on the Beach" (named after the alcoholic drink). I just wanted to know if anyone has been clubbing and what their experience was like. And even if you haven't, would you ever want to? Just thought I'd see things from different perspectives

At 6/18/11 08:08 PM, 56325 wrote: Gentlemen, I propose we hand this case to more competent people to investigate, I say we hire a detective!

I've got one working as we speak. Let me introduce you to Turtlock Holmes

At 6/18/11 08:09 PM, kmau wrote: This reminds me of something.

lol i love that thread

Yeah my cousin acutally got fined 500 dollars for not having a permit at their stand. Ridiculous...

At 6/18/11 08:07 PM, Platypus wrote:

At 6/18/11 08:03 PM, Xyphon202 wrote: You damn brits! It's spoiled, god damnit!

...I'm not british!

Then what are you??

I've thought the same as you before bro. But there are some problems. I mean like people have mentioned our instinct drives a lot of us to create our own babies. To actually create life itself is an experience that many people don't want to miss out on.

Also with adopting it is hard to know family health history, and there are many complications with the child itself. Should it know right off the bat that its adopted? If it does than how will it handle that? What will others think? Will the child be made fun of? When all these questions come into mind, people would just go "Ahh I'll just make my own". Obviously in the child's perspective it is better to have parents than none but not all people feel obligated to fix other parents mistakes or unluckiness (dying).

Personally I might just do both. Have my own child and then adopt one.

At 6/17/11 11:48 AM, Asandir wrote:

At 6/17/11 11:26 AM, VinnyXY wrote: A parallel universe where mods get banned by regular users.

That would be pretty funny, yes, but it would lead to chaos quickly.

Chaos is the norm in universe #12183018

I woke up to my friend's jizz on my face I'd go balistic ape mode

I would do an active porn star, I would only marry a retired one

I was going to do my homework but then Hitlerchu told me not to, but instead hate the jews

This five year old has got the bitches crazy for him already .

I use my "Mass Whore" spell, and summon 2000 whores to suck all the baby cocks

I was about to start my math hwk

At 4/22/11 03:05 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 4/21/11 01:35 AM, Food123 wrote: High Steaks

High steaks, you say?

i lold

At 4/29/11 08:22 PM, iateamexican wrote: Thrilling.

I concur

I thought he liked Kim Kardashian

At 4/25/11 01:13 AM, GodOfVideoGames wrote:

At 4/25/11 01:12 AM, Addict wrote: Now that just sounds straight up ridiculous.

Hey, it worked in the Matrix.

And look how great that turned out for humans

At 4/25/11 12:26 AM, Addict wrote: Fantasy girl, you say?

I have no exact fantasies relating to females, I am happy where I'm at with my current girlfriend.

Common man, dont type as if your girlfriend is watching your every move. Just make one up as if, you hadnt dated her yet. And btw mine would be 5'9, mixed perhaps, big boobs and butt (not too big), and slightyyy slightlyyyy chubby. Nothing overboard. Im not a chubby chaser. And they have nice non fake large lips

Even if this is trolling, its a little weird as hell... even for me

What the ... fuck

At 4/24/11 11:40 PM, Me-Patch wrote: I like to make little kids cry by giving them dirty looks or whispering something violent to them, they have to be too young to call you on it though or their parents might not like it.

How long were you in before they released you?

Someone's horny

He's watching me fap

Its not really a prank if you didnt set it up? And btw is your mom a MILF?

I have a fetish for high heels (good looking ones). I don't have a foot fetish or anything though. Its a boner killer for me

At 4/24/11 08:50 PM, unowned wrote:

At 4/24/11 07:21 PM, Yukin wrote:

Its still an opinion in the end.

that can be better explained and more thorough in the realm of cognitive science

It is an opinion because it's a limited claim (doesnt have much impact or is very specific) and it is purely subjective. This is not a proposition. If you say which songs have better affect on mental health, or which one positively affects the overall human more, that is a proposition and something that can be properly argued. You and many people liking beatles songs better than any rap song, is an opinion. The end.

At 4/24/11 04:36 PM, unowned wrote:

At 4/24/11 02:50 PM, Sawdust wrote:

I'm disagreeing with the OP, and I get some conceited prick going at me for some reason instead.

i am giving a superior and more technical explanation to something than just "its opinon guys"

you and that other idiot need to realize that, i know you've been braindamaged from all of the toxic chemicals you ingest on a daily basis, just let me get this through to you

Its still an opinion in the end. Its like arguing Coke over Pepsi. You can give all the chemical, ingredient facts you want but someone can still perfectly say that they pefer Pepsi. This whole thread is stupid

My Personal Subjective Opinion > Other people's subjective opinions!

Grow the fuck up people. Please

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