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R.I.P old old spice guy

Wait dude, how does your mom not guess that you do rated R things in your room with her anyways? Is the door not closed? Is your mom oblivious or stupid? No offense

My light is on so its pretty bright and during the day i get a lot of sunshine unlike u vampires, lol

Ya I had a similar experience though when the girl messaged me and I asked if I knew her she said "I don't but Alice knows you, and I think your cute", so naturally I look at her page, and she was some fat white chick, and I never messaged back.

thank god you didnt say "... for klondike bar"

Dude your Asian. Accept it! :D

If I took away "new" than would this website just be called "grounds"?

Am I the only one who finds this incredibly creepy?

To be honest I just think its a string of being at the wrong place and meeting the wrong girls. Its only recently i've been getting success but more so for flings and hook ups. See all the girls Ive truely liked Ive failed with. My schools demographics in terms of girls are not suitable for me, and I really dont have a lot of option.

Ive gone clubbing twice this summer with a lot of success because the girls are much more fitting to me. Honestly I want to be in a relationship just to get the feel of it. I need the experience so when the perfect girl truely comes, I dont make a stupid mistake.

I miss it a lot. I especially hate when Google took down old school Veteran videos of youtube which FUCKING BROUGHT people to the website in the first place. Like "Pokemon" by smosh for example. It just has the song! No need to take it down!

And like when people post AMVs, they remove it? Why? Because it has footage from the show. Why is that stupid as hell? Because it is 3/5 second clips from the different episodes from the show and it has no coherency, plus it brings interest to the people who dont know about the show.

Also The Time limit is annoying. But I do like some of the things they've done. But I hate how Google sponsors a lot of shit channels and how its extremely difficult to make as a "youtube" star nowadays.

If my dreams predicted the future I would have been laid a thousand times over by now...

No I would probably be scarred for friging life

This thread is one of a kind

In Capitalist America ... Fat is you?!?!

I live in Toronto and its hot as hell here, we go by celcius so its like 33 Celcius plus humidity here on an average basis atm, its terrible

Technically everyone should be holding up a mouse and why the fuck do you have black nail polish

We've had this thread 300 fucking times, lets just cut this shit out!

... I couldn't help it....

You could at least slightly change the name of the thread man

At 7/17/11 10:50 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 7/17/11 12:41 PM, tox wrote: I am disapointed by this thread

I am disapointed that you are disapointed by this thread.

I am disapointed that you are disapointed at his disapointment of this thread

Uhhhh.... Porn?

I still believe there is good and bad music. But I believe that every one is entitled to like their own music. Also I'd like to add that at certain points good/bad music really does become opinionated. As long as the music follows a proper structure and is not complete distortion and no flow (which is bad music aka as noise), then the song being good/bad is truely an opinion.

HA! Admiral Ackbar warned me well!! Honesly though don't be self concious about it. Inbrace that you have a curvish ass, and you can use it to your advantage when trying to make girls laugh! You are who you are, and wear w/e the hell you want as long as its legal and not creepy as hell.

At 7/16/11 12:25 AM, hotactionyifur wrote:

At 7/16/11 12:04 AM, Gagsy wrote: Holy fuck Newgrounds.

Well theres goes my sexual orientation.

what sexual orientation.

THE WORST FUKIN ONE YET!! THIS IS SO DIGUSTING AND RANDOM but its frigin hilarious!!! Something is seriously wrong with NGers

Yes because even though the experiences will have changed. I'll still remember the old ones in the alternate past. So yes because there are so many things I could work on to make myself a better person

The gameboy on the table and "her" being topless is defintely suspicious though the curve on the ass is abnormal for a guy. Hmmm Iunno

At 7/15/11 05:03 PM, Piggler wrote: 4'7"

341 lbs.

Obvious Troll detected.

Anyhow I'm 6'5 and 180 pounds.

This time around the sound is going to be okay mediocre. People she doesn't WANT to suck, she actually wants to be a good singer, but unfortunately she brings nothing new to the table other than her nasily voice. We'll see

I like how most of the people giving low ratings to the girls in the pics would probably never pass up a chance to get some from them in real life.

At 7/9/11 09:05 PM, YoungAndWise wrote:

At 7/9/11 08:46 PM, Yukin wrote: Yes when its a stranger I'm talking to and im good friends with the jealous girl, im pretty sure shes not interested in the stranger girl, especially when its happend multiple times

Well, I wasn't being that serious. But if you're sure that they aren't interested in you, remember that it doesn't need to be the case for a girl to be jealous. Sometimes, they simply want to have more attention.

Your right, and sorry I knew you weren't being entirely serious. Though it's important that I point out that, what you said is still jealousy in the end, because their jealous of the amount of attention that the other girl has.

At 7/9/11 10:57 PM, LeonOfBlain wrote:

For as long as I can remember I've almost always heard of time being referred to as the fourth dimension. but i suppose to call it a dimension can open the door to all kinds of phenomena being called a dimension.

Actually from what I recall in my Earth/Space class (its most likely innaccuarte or slighty incorrect but reasearch could clarify it) is that as an object moves fast enough is actually length descreases and scientists believe that length transfers into time which then slows it down. So in other words time is the 4th dimension because as far as they know the ratio to how length decreases and time increases(which slows it down) is always the same.