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Someone spilled there chili in their hotdog, and was too lazy to but another one.

OMG when i saw this post it said it had 666 replies!!!!! MUST CHANGE!!!!!!!

All I did was eat baby powder, what sick people you guys are

At 6/30/09 06:09 PM, Smiler123 wrote: catch my poo in my hand and rub it between my fingers to feel for sweetcorn and mushrooms.

Ok seriously dude WTF

And you let your children outside!! Common man you have to shield them from this stuff! The outside world is full of nasty pornographic animal loving sex! Lock them up inside and let the go on the computer or something.... wait... oh yeah.

At 7/6/09 12:35 AM, H-K-S wrote:

Except she wasn't swallowing. I pulled my blanket from the bed to see blood, a knife stuffed into her forehead and my dick her in her ribcage area. The semen sliding back into my pubic region with her blood was sickening at the least. But so... erotic. I got up and I looked in her wound and I figured I was pretty damn hungry. So I got some milk and some cinnamon toast swirls or shit and used her body as my cereal bowl. The salty semen and the texture of the blood really mixes with milk and cereal.

DUDE SERIOUSLY WTF IN GOD'S NAME IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!

Naw it's just his new song, but this time instead of a zombie he's a ghost!!

HAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA LOL ROFLCOPTER MUHAHA LMFAO LMAO LOL.................

Well this what I personally think. Well asuming that James is her first boyfriend or first serious and or long term boyfriend, Kim has gotten too acustomed to him. She thinks that he's the only person for her and thats that, there couldn't be anyone else. She probably loves him alot but ignores that time bomb in the back of her head ready to explode, telling herself that he's a dumbass and he's not worth the time. Doing nothing, and waiting probably won't solve much, or might actually make it worse. I suggest if you really love this girl you'll have to be the one to light the bomb. Your going to have to try your best to woo her away and show her that he's a jackass. If you put strong enough emphasis on making her feel better in anyway possible and if you show that James is an idiot who can't do anything you've done for her, she should make comparisons between you and him and possibly dump him and fall for you. Now this is all a possibilty don't go running around thinking this will all work remember it's just my opinion. If you ever tell her how you feel, or you ever ask her out regardless of James and she rejects you remember it's her lost. You'll go find another hot girl and get rich while she'll go live in the cockroach infested townhouses living with James wondering what COULD have been. There I've made this too long, but o well already wrote this. Best of Luck dude.

Wait so was Newgrounds available for China for 1 day then? Oh w/e it's frigin China's lost, it's should be time that their citizens go on a freedom rampage. And we're those seriously the conditions? Take down blogs and the flash portal and audio portal? What the hell is left than -_-?

BTW the china thing was actually very VERY annoying yesterday

Sry if the pic is too racial, just thought I'd throw in here while im at it

What I hate the most is when they say us Americans (I'm Canadian but i speak just like you and I do not say eh and bull crap) speak funny, I mean come on where PRONOUNCIATE OUR WORDS PROPERLY and very clearly, so if we speak not clearly that means we're speaking bad? Wth

THIS MOVIE WILL SUCK DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE, IF YOU WANT TO WATCH IT JUST TO TORTURE YOURSELF OR JUST TO SEE THE SUCKYNESS, BUY A BOOTLEG, IF YOU WE'RE A REAL DBZ FAN YOU WOULD WANT THIS TO FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

Ok a real comment now. Oh you made a numerical error 0/1000000000000 not 2/10. Seriously guys this movie is plain stupid. Almost all anime, cartoon, video game live action movie adaptations DO NOT stay true to what people fell in love with. For example Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li= cheesy Video game adaptation= Sucks, To make an real adaptation is it crucial to stay true to the series and make it the same feeling as the original which is pratically impossible with live action, which is why their is no point. Like come on, have you seen the trailer to this "db" movie. A white dude as goku does not work, a asian dude as goku does not work, and white/asian dude as goku does not WORK and do you know why? Because it's real. None of the characters will work and they should of known that, the beggining someone thought of making this movie. A what made me laugh is Mr.Popo. In dbz/db Mr.Popo was actually a BLACK person with a turban and big lips, literally. I didn't think of him as human just those kind of weird charcters in the DB universe. Now in the movie they got some black dude playing Mr.Popo as some wise man. Wtf? -_- The thing that really makes me angry is that the people new to DB young and old who watch the horrible movie will think thats what DB is like but its not, its nothing like that. Even if this movie had nothing to do with DB it would still medicore, look at the special effects, look at how goku and piccolo we're fighting in the air, look at how the kamehema looks, listen to the audio, look at the actors..... I can't really say this movie sucks until it comes out and I see for myself but I can and must say that It will not be the DB universe that we came to love and know.

We need to advertise newgrounds more and get our own Hannah Montana bitch teen sensation. Yeah that'll do the job....

At 3/16/09 12:27 AM, Yukin wrote: LOOOL wth? Man thats some mest up dream...looooooooool

I was replying to Chase1336's comment of "Ok me and this girl were on a bus then she put her hand on my crotch and then i put my arm around her and then she got up and left and i was so confused when i woke up"

LOOOL wth? Man thats some mest up dream...looooooooool

Ive had many dreams about my teeth falling out randomly. Also I've had nightmares for a long period of time before about the "FAN". When I was a small child I would be in my crib in my parents room and there was a ceiling fan. The fan wings had some sort of artistic design to it and to me it looked like a extremely evil satanic smile. This fan cause a series of nightmares to come for years and years. One including where I wake up in my parents bedroom alone in the house. Im right under the ceiling fan and it's "alive" and Its sleeping. I now have 2 options at this point. A. Stay in the bed without waking it up, but it will eventually wake up and kill me anyways or B. Get out of the bed and run for it. Usually its option B so once I try to run out of the room it awakens and it creates a force which pushes me back from the door. No matter how much I run, scream and try it still pushes me back and I fall onto the ground. I look up to feel a erie "NHHNHHHNHHH" noise and a sensation which happens in all my nightmares. I begin to rise in the air and start spinning right into the fan in which I go into somehow and I just close my eyes and POP! Im awake THE END.

It doesn't matter, one person could just think your dumb, or click it useless because they think the video sucks and so its now useless. No one really cares and you shouldn't either.

At 3/15/09 11:47 PM, VenomKing666 wrote:

At 3/15/09 11:45 PM, jolt1100 wrote: by it self..... even though i use firefox still.....

Okay you HAVE a goddamn virus, what is your antivirus ?

He said what his antivirus already -_-, btw im thinking you probably do have a virus one that your antivirus cannot detect

Alright I see what you mean, I can especially imagine lots of people rolling a crapload of sprite movies to you guys, didnt really realize that.

Huh no sprites? That makes no sense considering that street fighter has basically been always sprites and it's the kinds of appropiate sprites that would work. I know it may be harder to make unique or special however it is quite possible to make a great short submission using the sprites. I don't understand whats up with all this sprite hating.

please tom do something i doubt this is my computer every other website is working fine beacuse every time a open up a flash submission my computer doesnt respond !!!!!!! How am i sussposed to enjoy newgrounds if i cant play or watch anything thats the best part! This has been my favourite websites for years please dont cancel it out for me just like this man. DO SOMETHING!

too short

They dont look that big. But it still looks good.