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Concerning the time to get your condom on and find her pussy and having losing your erection in the time, I suggest that you first off already be all naked when foreplaying, then have her give you a bj and at the near climax of it put it on or make her put it on when you stand above her, with her pretty looking eyes looking straight at you while naked. Then once its on, quickly get into position to well, have intercourse.

For christ's sake a flame war on porn? seriously? Man has fallen...

Jimmy Wales is at it again and he wants some donations. I believe it is the third time? I'd like to keep track. What do you think? Its unwarranted or it can't hurt to give in a few bucks?

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From Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales

Wikipedia is the #5 site on the web and serves 454 million different people every month - with billions of page views.

Commerce is fine. Advertising is not evil. But it doesn't belong here. Not in Wikipedia.

Wikipedia is something special. It is like a library or a public park. It is like a temple for the mind. It is a place we can all go to think, to learn, to share our knowledge with others.

When I founded Wikipedia, I could have made it into a for-profit company with advertising banners, but I decided to do something different. We've worked hard over the years to keep it lean and tight. We fulfill our mission, and leave waste to others.

If everyone reading this donated $20, we would only have to fundraise for one day a year. But not everyone can or will donate. And that's fine. Each year just enough people decide to give.

This year, please consider making a donation of $5, $20, $50 or whatever you can to protect and sustain Wikipedia.

Thanks,

Jimmy Wales
Wikipedia Founder

Where your donation goes
Technology: Servers, bandwidth, maintenance, development. Wikipedia is the #5 website in the world, and it runs on a fraction of what other top websites spend.
People: The other top 10 websites have thousands of employees. We have fewer than 100 employees, making your donation a great investment in a highly-efficient not-for-profit organization.
Google might have close to a million servers. Yahoo has something like 13,000 staff. We have 400 servers and 95 staff.

I heard your mother was an animal. So your mother

Whoa dude mine was 16, though the barber shaved my peach fuzz before that. Only started shacing when i got the goatee

I eat a lot of product meat at I young age, I am hairy .... Therefore eating meat causes hairiness

Well remember psychology isn't 100% and analyzing everything to death will only waste your time, and cloud you judgement even futher. Chillax

Be a douchebag to girls and flirty, and you will win.

Get the T.V, sell it, than pay the hot girl for the blow job, and keep the rest! Profit!

He's going to lock this thread most likely

NOT BACK SEAT MODDING, christ

Nutritional Value in fast food and the effects upon society, perhaps

I dont understand how he knew where the boy lived

It means Gameboy Colour

But what about the eventual crusty dryness of the semen? Do I have to constantly reapply?!?!?

Please OP is trolling guys

Hey OP how often do you two hang out alone? Because you could totally just ask her out, if you two don't do that often (alone). Or if anything you could take her to a movie, and throuhout it rack up the closeness, and maybe end up making out again. Then there's no way it'd seem "needy" if you brought up the situation between the two if it happend again.

At 10/24/11 05:48 PM, slipstrike wrote:

At 10/24/11 05:46 PM, Yukin wrote: IS ANYONE ELSE SERIOUSLY concerned about the mental health of OP?!?! ANd of fucking newgrounds in general

Actually, no, I'm a little more preoccupied with finding out WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE REST OF THE GOAT!!!!! The thought that OP may be unbalanced never once crossed my mind.

except just then.

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People eat goat you know. That's what I'm assuming happend. They ate it or sold the meat. And dumped the head in a garbage can so a stupid teen can pick it up

IS ANYONE ELSE SERIOUSLY concerned about the mental health of OP?!?! ANd of fucking newgrounds in general

At 10/24/11 05:18 PM, Addict wrote: im sorry i can't hear you over your petulant whiny ass post. why dont you set down that big can of buttangst and post like a normal person. i know black women more subtle and calm than you.

LOL I dont know if hes all entirely serious about this post

Guys I am going to STOP 9/11 and become a superhero

At 10/9/11 03:58 PM, FattyWhale wrote:
So you have two equations and two variables. The point where they intersect is where they are equal. So set the two equations equal to each other and solve for x. Once you have the x-value, just plug it back into the original two equations.

This

Some people prefer APPLES over ORANGES, but their still both FUCKING FRUITS.

You should spend equal time with ur frds and her. If she bitches and breaks up with you because of it, then there you go. Your free and you didn't do anything wrong.

YOU PIGGGG! ITS GARBAAAAAAAAAAGEEE!!

Heres the MAIN thing I do not understand. Since when does FB update the sites ive been visiting on my fb wall?

Or is it that, in the future, when I visit a site with the like button, it will automatically assume I want it on my page and put it on my wall?

I Will taaaaaaaaaAAAKE one order of U Mad? With a side of Trololol

Go up to the girl and hit on her, then ask if she has a bf. When she says yes say

"Oh thats great! He can cook us breakfast, and bring us orange juice in the morning"

She should laugh and go on to say

"Well whats it like to be in the perfect relationship?"

Then she'll think about it and most likely realize its far from perfect

Then say "Heres what, Ill give you my number, and if you feel like talking to me txt me up sometime"

THE END

At 9/28/11 03:21 PM, straberrykiler6789 wrote:

Team fortress 2 jokes are every where

win win win!

Perhaps you should contact like oxford or something to create a word for this