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At 1/12/12 08:27 PM, ermand wrote: After that sign goes down a new one will come up that will say pool's closed due to you know what.

Awesome!

Im getting my wisdom teeth removed next next monday, I'll be sure to make a post on General to make sure people know of my irrelevant problems

holy jebus, is this photoshopped?

You have to realize that's bullshit. She's just making up an excuse. Looks and fetish's dont nearly matter as much with Girls than they do with guys.

GIRLS NEVER REALLY KNOW WHAT THEY WANT, live by that

It's not the real reason, trust. She may be tricking herself into thinking it's true though

Double standards will always exist because men and women are generally different. For example why aren't men who have sex a lot with many women looked down upon like women who do the same with men? Let's put it into a simple example

"A lock that can be opened by any key is garbage. However, a key that can open ANY/many locks is incredible."

YOU KILLED THEM ALL BECAUSE THEY LIKE APPLE SO MUCH!!! MY GOD

At 1/23/12 10:53 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: nothing is real

and nothing to get hung about, strawberry fields forever

we live in the matrix, ofc

Meh

I always though it looked stupid and wouldn't actually help, but i guess not

Apparently Anonymous plans on attacking facebook and is asking for help. I don't know much at all about anon, so is this fake? Is it real? What's going on?

"I'll continously show up to where she usually hangs and engage in conversation whenever possible. Follow her to class and be over all very much a pest. But hopefully (with all the right cards played) I might get a shot at her if I continue on just constantly pushing her"

NONONONO please no. I mean you don't want to be an annoying pest kid, fuck no. You have to approach her and make her think what does SHE have to get you. What does SHE have to offer to you? You have to approach her as if you can get any bitch that you want and that if you don't get her no big deal.

See over last summer I spent some time aproaching many random girls and I've discovered the art of Pick Up. Here's what you do. A good introductory book is Mystery Method. Go download that PDF and run through that book a bit before going up to her. You can PM for advice if you want.

Only one person said heels so far! Heels can make girls a lot more sexier to me for whatever reason. Plus nice lips is good to go for me!!

If you think this game sucks I will keel u!

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  Burrito Bison by JuicyBeast

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I need to do the same. One suggestion is to have food with you at all times. Some sort of nuts to carry with you to snack on non stop daily to help you gain weight.

Start making skyrim memes over here and this happens now

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  'Arrow to the Knee' by psychicpebble

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Inform the students of Newgrounds, and weed out the KOOL onez who come here

At 1/11/12 06:48 PM, The-Great-One wrote: Well I enjoy Jerry Springer, why? Because it's so fucking stupid, dense, and fun.

However I think Maury should just change it's title to "Paternity Test - Today". I mean seriously how many stupid women does it take to remember who they fucked?

Well they have some episodes where they do other things, more commonly those lie detector tests, but they also have episodes with fahsion make overs, secret crushes reavealed, whore teenagers transformed into proper ones, even freaking animals sometimes. But your right, its basically a "Paternity Test show with a little extra sometimes"

At 1/5/12 09:42 PM, Painbringer wrote: Men cheat when they're in a good relationship, but the sex has become mediocre or nonexistent.

Not sure why women cheat though.

Because they've found a more alpha man, because they're a whore, because they aren't used to having just one man, etc.

Hmmm die in 85 years or around 10 minutesish? HMM

At 12/27/11 09:50 PM, Darthleather wrote: I like Dragon Ball Z, but it has problems. I've never seen a show so dragged out with pointless filler in my life.

Never saw Death Note.

And thats why they made DBZ Kai

Are we gonna start to see hilarious/shitty pictures now as we did when Osama died?

I love when things like these happen on NG

You have to expect for people to troll and be stupid when you post on NG forums. Dont be suprised and angry when they comment like idiots. Anyhow sorry to hear that bro, but it just wasn't meant to happend. Perhaps you could see it as a way to make your bond with your eventual child even stronger

Spanish so I can sway the ladies with mad foreign smoothness and game

At let the cock drawing begin

I'd describe lust as when you soley want to be with someone due to their erotic presence or the horny sensations you get from them. If you have no desire in their hobbies, their humour, thoughts, etc. Then its not love IMO

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/54 6057 here we go

I know what your talking about but I cant remeber the name of the game "Depict2" for some reason is coming to my mind though Im pretty sure thats not the name

It's not bad actually, we always bitch about redesigns when they come and the changes, and then people get used to it and nothing is wrong anymore.