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At 39 minutes ago, TwittSoup wrote:

At 28 seconds ago, yt1DER wrote: How it actually worked at all is beyond me...

Confidence and female desperation

exactly

I've gotten to find their singles annoying because of how spammed it is by everyone. But in general I enjoy their music. I'm pretty sure they realize how shallow all their music is. They just want to have fun making it, plain and simple.

At 40 minutes ago, Asperchu wrote:
Yeah well fuck that.

Common I'll draw u something in return :D

At 12 minutes ago, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 6 minutes ago, 919CDS wrote:

At 58 minutes ago, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: That's honestly one of the more disturbing habits I've heard of in recent memory.

there was this kid in my class who hate his pimple....yea thats pretty fucked up huh? if I catch him in the act again imma record it

How the fuck?

I dont even know how thats possible unless its on his arm. Or he bursted it and ate the puss...

At 7 minutes ago, Asperchu wrote:

At 16 minutes ago, Yukin wrote:

At 8 hours ago, Asperchu wrote: I will post it here as a gif I have nothing to do right now so tell me i'm your bitch.

WadeFulp Slapping Tom Fulp

I love this but Wade should be slapping! He should also have a goatee!!

At 8 hours ago, Asperchu wrote: I will post it here as a gif I have nothing to do right now so tell me i'm your bitch.

WadeFulp Slapping Tom Fulp

At A few seconds ago, mothballs wrote:

I may be stupid, but I'm not sure if this is a serious thread

Relax bud, my trustee dog is sensing some scent of troll in this thread

Ironically I was playing seasons before I hopped up on the forum. The useable Dragon in Chinese New Years is pretty sweet!

What you actually need to start doing is talking to her and getting her contact information. What to say you might ask? Talk about anything, or better yet talk about her. "You strike me as a *insert adjective* person. Is that true?" , "You know what I could see you as a person from *insert location". Instead of interviewing you could make assumption statements and get her to correct you if your wrong.

What you need to be doing is asking or stating questions she wouldn't get your average chump to ask. Speak clearly, don't lean towards her (you may be doing this without realizing it), relax, speak loudly, and lean back, and be straight forward. "You seem like someone a person, one would like to get know better. True or not?". Make her tell you HER worth. Assume you are the shit and assume she's interested.

Do not worry about if she likes you are not. Assume that she does, because if you carry yourself as if you know she does, it much more likely to happen. Tell her after you first real convo "If your willing to chill with a skinny/well built/chubby white/black/brown/yellow boy, write down your number/email right here". If she says no, play it off well. Just say "You want to get to know a person better before giving out that kind of information. I respect that, no worries :)".

Hope that helps

At 1 hour ago, TDK1987 wrote: Note the lack of frontal lobe and cranial development.

Awesome style you got there

At 2 weeks ago, AmpdVodka wrote: Shit! I clicked the wrong picture in my album! Please don't ban me!

LOL, If your banned it might be with the mod saying "IF you knew you were grabbing pics out of a folder with NSFW porn pictures then you should have double checked"

At A few seconds ago, XenonMonkey wrote: Her Right arm is a crab claw.

Arist's Rendering of the claw:

Great for handjobs

At 20 minutes ago, Luke wrote: So, how did it go?
I ask because I am thinking of getting mine removed, I was at the dentist about a week ago and he mentioned removing them, I told him I'd wait - But I brought it up with my mum the other day here, and she said that once I'm eighteen it will probably cost quite a bit more to get them removed, since I'm legally an adult.

As a person who loves money, and is obsessed beyond the point of stressing over it when I don't need to, I think it's probably best I get them removed ASAP.

I remember my older brother got his removed a few years back, his entire face had swollen and he had a difficult time talking, eating as well.
That's to be expected though, I'm just curious to hear how you are as far as healing goes.

Well I live in Canada, and my mom has a special condition called Malignant Hyperthermia so the OHIP (the provincial health care plan) covers it all. As far as recovery, profuse bleeding for me stopped in approx 24 hrs, and slight bleeding is still happening atm. Using a lot of ice within 24hrs has reduced the amount it would have swollen. I'll update you via PM, I suppose.

Operation went well, I'm swollen, but alright, I appreciate the help

At 3 hours ago, WadeFulp wrote: We had a good run.

What IS THIS

At 2/5/12 11:51 PM, RobJohnson wrote:

I don't need to prove myself to anyone.

especially not you.

Whoa looks like we got a badass over here

At 2/5/12 07:07 PM, kiljoy96 wrote: It isn't very bad. Just make sure you take the drugs.

I was back in school a week after I had it done, and I had surgery on another part of my mouth at the same time I had them pulled.

Oh, and I hope you really like pudding and mashed potatoes.

Is it because you had that additional surgery it took you a week to get back to school? I definitely want to get back to school for at least friday.

At 2/5/12 06:45 PM, JohnnyUtah wrote:

p.s. also one broke in half as i was sitting there listening to shitty fm rock music.

p.p.s. there is blood..oh god so much blood. and it won't stop for awhile.

p.p.p.s. and they stitch up the gaping holes in the back of your mouth

I'd rather the last two than listen to the shitty fm rock music

At 2/5/12 06:41 PM, Lepy wrote:

Also, try to record yourself after you get out of surgery. I somehow managed to do it (I don't even remember doing it, but I did) and I have a whole minute of myself mumbling "Woah, this is like, insane...it's just sooo crazy".

Was it hilarious and worth showing friends? haha

At 2/5/12 06:34 PM, MushookieMan wrote: Gonna be sucking a lot of cock on Valentines?

Who wouldnt be?? what kind of stupid question is that

Just making out really

Tomorrow I will get them removed, and I hear that for some people it's a real bitch and for others it takes like 3 days and their A-OKAY. Any advice for post-surgery onward? Im getting all 4 removed at once

In addition I hear it can really limit jaw movement. For Valentines day (8 days after surgery) do you think I'd be able to move it properly?

Remember this future thread ?? He was right about the internet!!

At 4/7/10 01:22 AM, Fawktt wrote:

Mkay if your from the future, why the fuck are you posting on newgrounds?
This is actually a question I've been waiting for.

Around 2015, Net Neutrality is lost. That is, all the internet and its pages become subsidized by companies, and you have to pay more money to view certain pages.

This move was predicted by several major internet communities, who furiously wrote programs to hold the websites, untouched, in public servers.

The plan failed, but it bought these groups enough time to download the entire websites, and all the information contained in them, to private servers. These were selected sites only, and one of the sites selected was Newgrounds.

The internet groups disbanded and began separately handing out copies of these websites for free- in person, over e-mail, and the like. People stopped using the real internet and started exploring the old, archived sites.

They set up programs for them- Newgrounds would play in real time, from a set date to another set date. Say, in the future, if you set the date to today's date, the archive would automatically post the posts as they occurred in real time, on that actual date.

People were trapped in 2015- they could only watch Youtube videos from then and before, unless they went on the actual, very expensive internet, where they could view the new ones.

Anyway, copies of these archives were handed down and around, and my father (who appreciates past culture) actually enjoys the archives of this site- mostly the Flash forum. However, I browsed the archive too, and learned the interface.

So when I came back here, to this time, I figured, 'Why not post here? I know how it works.'

And here I am. It's kinda cool, actually- It's like being in a museum.

Enjoy your internet now, kids, you're losing it in 5 years and it's not coming back free until '37.

Science as also found new use of measurement

At 2/5/12 12:32 AM, LordZeebmork wrote: 6'5"

all but one of the girls i've gone out with have been over a foot shorter than me, so, welp. makes shit a bit awkward. but on the other hand, being able to tower over people is surprisingly useful.

Same here. I found a girl that was 5'11 without heels and it was perfect, she was perfect but she lived much too far. Having our kind of height gets annoying at times though. The busses, trains, airplaines. People constantly making remarks about your height sometimes. People being afraid of you when you mean no harm. But then you have girls who like you physically based on just your height alone.

All depends on context

At 2/1/12 05:27 PM, Zachary wrote: 2012

Best photoshop idea of 2012!!!

At 2/1/12 06:09 AM, Dragoonwing wrote: There is no term, it's just getting head while playing video games. Usually terms come about when something is common practice, a guy getting head from girl while he's playing video games only happens when the stars have aligned.

I actually remember possibly reading a previous thread on NG about this. I know it doesn't happen that often but I believe the concept of it, the idea of it is popular enough to warrant a more common (than not) term.

SO SAD yet so funny

At 1/31/12 11:05 PM, Razz wrote: Prostitution. Because I can't think of any woman that would blow you while you play World of Warcraft.

Your post if pretty damn funny considering I made this all because my friend is going to head from his long time gf on friday while playing warcraft. So I asked him is there a name for playing video games and getting head? He's all "iunno man" so naturally the most intelligent thing to do is ask random NG BBS users

Quick question. Is there a term for getting a blowjob while playing video games?