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He's trapped in a vicious cycle. Nintendo uses their evil kid orientended voodoo sorcery to bind his age in an eternal youth until Pokemon ends... which it MAY NEVER!!

THE FUCKING COMMERCIALS piss me off. Sorry I just had to get that out of my system.

At 4/23/11 10:57 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote:

At 4/23/11 10:53 PM, Yukin wrote: Someone (I cannot recall) said that about only 40% of the movie is actually true. Anyhow the movie is great and really gets you thinking. It's also quite hilarious at some points. Movie Zucherberg is a pretty funny guy

Hmmm that's pretty surprising to hear. I might have to look into that because I always thought that it was accurate. And I know that the Harvard twins did win a huge lawsuit that is still going on to some degree. Their trying to get more money proportional to how much the site has gone.

Movie Zucherberg?

I say "movie zucherberg" because obviously he's not exaclty the same compared to his real life counter part. I prefer how he acts in the Social Network compared to real life

Define "smarter". I'm defintely more internet "street" smart because of NG forums

At 4/23/11 10:51 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote:

At 4/23/11 10:48 PM, OstrichMaster wrote: I kind of don't want to watch the guy who made facebook stare at a computer screen but I felt the same way about there will be blood and I fucking loved that movie, is this better than that movie?

There will be blood is fantastic. Great choice in movie.

Also, I saw the Social Network in theaters and let me reassure you that it is a very good movie. It kind of makes Mark Zucherberg out to be an asshole, which he really is. But yea watch it and than share if you regret watching or not. I think you won't.

Someone (I cannot recall) said that about only 40% of the movie is actually true. Anyhow the movie is great and really gets you thinking. It's also quite hilarious at some points. Movie Zucherberg is a pretty funny guy

This MothaFucka is the best bald man

At 4/23/11 12:27 AM, Dave4554 wrote:
This is why people dont like arabs a lot.

So she represents all arabs?

I'd pay the full price of the bar

Why can't Easter traditions have money come out of the eggs

I lost my innocence when I discovered newgrounds. Im pretty sure that applies to a lot of people

Your destiny is to become a rapist young one. Your great grand father had prophsized this.

So did you do it?

At 4/8/11 03:40 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: Girl dates a guy who talks her in a relationship and who's good looking. When he acts like an ashole, she dumps him, but he cares too little to b phased by this. He simply acts as if nothing is wrong, sending signals that he still is okay with going out with the girl. the girl feels wanted and wants to be along with him again.

This is very close to what happend in this situation. Good thinking. There are lots of different opinions on this. Confidence is key, but I realize being a dark, edgy, son of a gun with confidence works better. Though Im not sure why girls want to mold douchebag guys into their dream man. Why not just start with what their looking for?

At 4/7/11 10:06 PM, twatdude wrote:
big chin, big jaw, over all masculine face. i fucking guarantee you it thats why this bitch puts up with this shit cuz if she wants the hot guy shes gonna have to suffer

To cure your curiosity, here bro

Yeah hes asian

At 4/7/11 10:01 PM, maroon5fan wrote: brah, trust me on this they only like them because nice guys or BORING.. that's the main point,BORING... bad boys are exciting! you can still be nice and get girls, you just have to have certain credentials to access that shit. stop acting like a bitch, the fact that you're helping her so much makes you come across as either that gay friend or that friend, you need to get out of the friend zone! show her WHY she needs to be with you

I'm not interested in her. She's like a good gal friend who in the future could be a potential gf or hook up. We did like each other before, but it never turned out for various reasons. I"m not some wimp that can't get girls, Im just trying to find different perspectives on this.

At 4/7/11 09:46 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Who the fuck is Demi Lavato?

Just google it man, jeez

At 4/7/11 09:51 PM, Kyothine wrote: Because "douchebags" tend to be more dominant and attractive. Sorry dude, sounds to me like you need to assert yourself more.

Too true bro, but I feel morally wrong when I do that with people I actually care about. If it's a hookup at a party, w/e man, but when it comes to being serious, I can't really role with the "Yo Im 100% assertive, I do w/e the hell I want, douchebagness". I myself am trying to find a balance between being a nice guy and douchebag, which will work with me.

Manly

A chick I've known for awhile has just pissed me off real bad. Long story short, her broke up with her boyfriend last early summer, and I helped her through the enitre break up and "recovery". Little did I know she was still talking to him, and meeting up with him as I tried to help her. Skip ahead to now I just thought they were just friends, and recently she actually said she'd "never ever fucking forgive him" because he ditched their friendship for another girl. The other chick doesnt work out for him so then she tells me shes talking to him again, even more so than before. I get pissed off and I basically tell her how stupid that is, and how she's going to end up hurt the 100th time again.

Then 2 days later, their holding hands down the school hall, which I'm assuming means their back together.

Why do girls love douchbags?

At 4/7/11 09:36 PM, maxninja234 wrote:

she wrapped it around her waist, up her chest and hooked it around her neck

What? Why did she do this? And is the string really that long?

When I get that feeeeeeeeeeeling I want ______ _________!

Bonus points for anyone who gets it

At 3/22/11 06:26 PM, Lorkas wrote: Girl gets robbed.

Make topic online.

Dude it's an obvious way to reach out to a broad audience with different experiences/perspectives. I was talking to her through MSN when she told me, so I might as well ask NGers and ask for advice at the same time.

At 3/22/11 06:13 PM, SCTE3 wrote: She should call the cops and be as descriptive about him as possible. Then he goes to jail, she gets her stuff back, and she has a cool story to tell.

Exactly! But shes paranoid he might find out somehow and get her before he goes to jail. Obviously this won't happen. But I am worried that he knows what school she goes to (same as mine), but that still wouldnt make a difference as there a thousands of students, plus security. What should I say to help her calm down?

A friend of mine was just robbed couple hours ago. Her purse was stolen, the man had a gun. He warned her not to call the police. He has her IDs and from that can tell what school she goes to as well. Should she call the police?

Yes and 9/11 was fake too, its all smokes and mirrors folks

Is he suffering from some sort of mental disorder?

Year 2666, started by cyborg hitler

At 3/6/11 01:14 PM, luigipwnsmario wrote:

At 3/6/11 10:55 AM, ChineseBoar1995 wrote: Guess what time it is?

Time for all the fucking 12 year olds in this thread to go back to Neopets?

that still exists?