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I payed for a highscool friends abortion once.

Bitch never even sucked my dick or nothin'........

At 8/19/10 10:21 PM, hhcash wrote: How come it's completely legal to buy smoking utensils, such as bongs/bowls/rolling papers, from smoke shops, but when you're caught with them, you get charged with "possession of drug paraphernalia"?

And yeah.

I've ALWAYS thought this, every time I go buy blunt wraps, i'm like wtf? Why is this legal, what else am I going to do with it except somthing illegal? Its like attempting suicide and failing, then being fined for it, thats all a suicidal person needs.

Stick your fingers up my ass jade, wiggle it around and tickle my prostate.

then stick your dick in my mouth then after thmrrhgghrghfhfmgfh

Your gonna die, Jim.

Why the fuck did you want to go to North Korea? Go to Japan and get groped on a train, thats my dream...

I THINK ALL FEMALE USERS ARE THE BEST!

oh and gals...

I only post here becasue theres nothing better to do. What else am I supposed to do, seriously?

Death is inevitable, so theres no point worring about it. Aslong as your death isn't painfull then it's fine. No one knows what happens when you die, so, theres nothing really to be depressed about, you're doomed to an unknown fate, just like the rest of us.

At 8/19/10 07:07 AM, Skwurll wrote: Am I the only one who thought he was talking about Eminem?

Nah, I was just gonna come in and complain about how shit his new album was

now I can't ):

I dunno which one to learn, AS2 or AS3? Also could someone tell me where I could start? All the websites i've checked out just has loads of tutorials about random shit, and it kinda throws you into no where like Zelda 1 on the NES (I know, crazy reference, I was playing it before), Should I buy I book or somthing?

Eat a bacon sandwich, smoke some weed if you have it, and drink a bit more beer, have another joint and go back to bed?

Thats literally exactly what i'd do, if you don't have beer and weed then just eat bacon and drink lotsa water.

At 8/18/10 04:55 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 8/18/10 04:52 PM, Ruby-Chan wrote: You've already had some T_T

Wah, Alternative account. What are you going to do with this account, after this topic ends?

You should delete it, to save space on Newgrounds Servers.

IT'S CHRIS CHAN :D!!

Also, Haze, go to Japan or somthing, Jesus :s. I remember I was once like you, read some Uzumaki

1. Learn English
2. Use common sence and UNSUBSCRIBE to the mail, or just not clicked on it in the first place
3. Learn English
4. I've probably just confused you
5. This...

Basically these kids where tottaly fucked from the start, raped aswell probably, grew up in broken homes ect. so they're kinda fucked for good. It's not their fault they are so fucked up, but we can't stop it. lets just use them for entertainment somehow.

Can I ask what the NGPD is. Please? I'm kinda confused. But I guess it has somthing to do with B/P points? If so I quite enjoy getting them, although, nothing ever gets blammed anymore...

I guess somthing positive always comes with negatives. I'd love if I got a rush like that in my body while I was playing games, unfortunetly I don't. But then again I guess it's better then spazzing out every time you loose :p

At 8/18/10 11:58 AM, tatsumaru7 wrote: Can you guess which one he is?

Photoshop!

All of them are massive gigantic faggots, even you.

Wow, where you raped or somtihng? Also, check you're spelling, are you like 10?

FUCK YEAH, PIMP!!

I think he's cool, speaks his mind and is kinda eccentric, but is kinda innapropriate somtimes. He'd be awesome if he sorted his act out.

Also this

I would consider playing this if I had a lives time supply of vodka and cociane, sadly, I don't

):

Although I'm having some trouble as to figuring out how this could have started with anything other then you fantasizing about the kill, the hunt, the chase, but right now I'm sure you've at least got it in order.

Of course, I have no intention of going around killing people but if given the oppurtunity and told no punishment was going to get given (somthing like doomsday) then i'd go and kill a bunch of people, I think it'd be fun, and a really good experience for the mind.

Erm....

Limewire?

Fuckin' Soulseek?

At 8/18/10 05:01 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: First sign of a serial killer.

No it isn't - signs of a serial killer are pissing the bed, killing animals and lighting constant fires. I've only done one of those and it was a one off.

it wasn't pissing the bed

At 8/18/10 04:57 AM, Hawdcore wrote: Future murderer...

This is the kind of shit that annoys me ):

I don't want to be a serial killer, that'd be stupid. Why do that and get caught, then spending the rest of your life being fucked in the ass. Unless theres some ultimate satisfaction off killing a 5 year old girl and raping here corpse. I just don't think it would give me much of a thrill unless I was really drunk/ and or stoned.

nah jk, but srsly, thats stupid.

NEVR he banned me once, oh and RobotTaco - and all post whores also.

please dont ban me

At 8/18/10 04:42 AM, Russ3ll wrote: This one time I was masturbating vigorously, enjoying myself and such, when I felt a little tingle down below. I realized I was about to climax, and gosh darnit, don't you know, I FORGOT THE FLIPPING JERK RAG! Boy was I embarrassed when I ejaculated all over myself.

I'm sure thousands of people do that every day...

Yeah, but nuggets are really really fucking tasty, so who gives a shit?

In serial killers? I've been reading up on them for about 3 days straight. I even blew off an oppurtunity to go out before so I could read the story of Tsutomu Miyazaki.0 I'm not really concerened, but reading about what they've done and why they did it - what drove them to it ect, has kind of lead to an addiction and I just constantly want to know more about what was going on inside their heads.

Some of my faves are Ed Gein, old jeff, Richard Chase, John Gacy, Tsutomu Miyazaki, Fred West, Albert Fish, Dennis Rader, Yang Xinhai.

What do you think NG? ciminal psycology?

So do you guys remember this?

I wonder what drugs mickey was on when making this....