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on NG?

Becuase I've been really interested in all that shit latley and would really like to talk to one about how their job goes and stuff. Its far deeper then that but I really couldn't explain it all without it being TL;DR, so, is there? Or does someone know how I could possibly talk to one? Thanks.

At 9/14/10 11:02 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: This isn't the first time someone has made a thread similiar to this.

... are you all just faggots? seriously? Why would you want to talk about jacking off with other dudes?

What so where going to talk about it with women?

This is NG, the man to woman ratio is probably somthing like this 600 : 1

or somthing.

Whats the weirdest shit you've fapped to NG? I've fapped off shitting dick nipples once. What about you guys?

LOL, I see what they've done!

They've gotten hitler, and like, made him into a hipster!

It's Hitler hipster, and it's funny 'cause he killed 6 million jews and he's a hipster, hipster hitler!

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

fuck you

I moan about so much shit
it gives me an erection
needlessly, endlessly, seeking affection
perfection, direction,
I have a big collection
of baby corpses and penis bisection-
video tapes
gonna rape some grapes
faster then
I rape chocolate cakes.

At 9/14/10 01:29 PM, Falonefal wrote: Flux Capacitor is the answer you're looking for.

Well I guess theres no way out, gang. I'll have a hard time explaining this one...

The history has just cleared, but this has happened before, and when I turn the computer off and on again, the history will be the same as last time.

WHAT DO?

My brother is gay, and if he acted like that, I'd smack him.

I'm on my Dads laptop because I got drunk and pissed inside my computer. Every time I ctrl+shift+del, enter, the history doesn't clear,what do I do, NG? He uses this shit for work, and it has rule34 all over it.

also in b4getting a girlfriend and delete system32

HELP

At 9/14/10 12:55 PM, SirCannabisClock wrote:

At 9/14/10 12:54 PM, simon wrote: Something that makes Newgrounds self-destruct or something.

a little creative elaboration would be nice

Child porn

ain't it obvious? Also incarceration would probably follow

p.s. i don't have any cp it was just a-

well im not going to say suggestion, i guess, an answer to you're question.

*cough*

I don't see why people are being faggots and 0'ing Phys flashes (I haven't seen them myself but hey) I can see where he's coming from and it doesn't look right. Especially that ebola world flash, I was confused when it got into the portal with such a low score, he's a popular artist so somthing is obviously wrong.

At 9/13/10 11:06 AM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: Take a warm shower before you fuck her. It feels really good.

This, and prehaps take some methadome or ectasy before romping her, that'll change everything.

At 9/13/10 12:51 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: okay, well just go to the library and read some books. All non-fiction. Educate your brain. Learn, and let it be enough entertainment for you.

(Also, I find that writing is a great way to entertain myself, and I have something to show for it when I'm done. I use my writings as lyrics in my songs. I play guitar.)

Great idea about the library, didn't think of that atall, i'm gonna head down tommorow. Haven't really thought of writing, Iso I guess I could give it a shot, thanks buddy.

Other suggestions are welcome :p

I wear panties

im a guy

You don't need drugs though...

I don't want to start a flame war or anytihng, but drugs (especially cannabis) can have extremely positive effects on people when they are in the right state or mind, it could probably really help him, but then again it's his choice to choose. I'd reccomend it though, unless you do or currently have, I'd lay off it for a bit until you feel good in you're own mind.

At 9/13/10 12:43 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: I'm serious, just go in to any store and start working. This will be entertaining, plus, they will be like wtf? and hire you. Just go into a store and start folding clothes, sweeping, you know, work. I guarentee you will be entertained, and you will get hired.

Are you serious? I live in Birkenhead, UK, not in America or anywhere, so the consequences will probably be drasically different. I'd do this, but i'd rather get jobs which give me experience for my goal (like mental health jobs, working in carehomes ect.) which im currently in the process of doing. I'm having a few interveiws soon, shit is cash.

Yeah, pills and shit you get prescribed, most of the time, are bad news. The only person who can truly sort this out is you. If you have any idea where this could have stemmed from, and developed, you could probably quash it. You should try looking up PMA, and if you want to, try smoking weed some time with a couple of people you feel cool around. Social Interaction could probably cure this.

At 9/13/10 12:40 AM, Hawdcore wrote: Learn a new language online for free.

Yeah, I was actually thinking this, but then I thought I could just go to the country and learn it so much faster? I heard people have done that before, but I don't really know. The only language i'd be properly intrested in would be Japanese and that would probably be only to watch un-subbed animes. I don't really see the point in learning new languages as it probably wouldn't benefit me as other things could? I could be wrong, though.

shit, I type so much shit.

At 9/13/10 12:38 AM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 9/13/10 12:30 AM, Yudios wrote: Candy is horrible, I'd rather have some spaghetti bolognase, got any of that?

Yes! All the spaghetti bolognase you could want! Shall we take a walk to my van?

SURE MISTER, BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR A NICE HOT BOWL'A GOOD OL' SPAG BOL' JUST LIKE MA COOKS

You should really sort out you're anxiety problems, mind if I ask how old you are? Just curious, because if you're a teenager, then social development is an extremely important factor in you're life. I'd strongly reccomend trying to sort of you're own problems first.

Candy is horrible, I'd rather have some spaghetti bolognase, got any of that?

Pretty fuckin' pointless, and realised how much time you actually waste when you could be doing somthing so much better., I've vowed to live my life to the full. After doing notihng for a whole year I'm on my way on getting a job, i've started working out and when I get the money I hope to buy a piano and get lessons, learn teakwondo for some reason and buy a myriad of books and become a clinical psycologist - like i've always wanted. Aslong as the motivation is there, it's entirely possible.

But, I've found myself quite bored latley, because most of the things I mentioned above above cost moeny. Is there anyway i can productivly entertain myself while im looking for a job? Thanks NG.

P.S - I urge people to see the light, and do the same as me, it's so much easier then you think and in the long run it's all worth it.

TD;DR - I've had some sort of moment of clarity and started living my life, but I need cash to do it really, what should I do while im waiting for a job thats productive (not watching TV or playing VG ect.)

Thanks, NG.

It didn't dawn on me since I was concentrating on winning at the time. I couldn't fault him for trying to catch some of dead Marowak's children since I did the same thing as well. That Marowak may have been the only one who have the sense to dodge a pokeball.

That reminds me, did the ghost you see before you get the Sylph scope scare the shit out of anyone else as a kid?

I didn't even realise his raticate died CAUSE I WUS HAVIN SO MUCH FUN.

Isn't he mourning it in the Pokemon Tower aswell, bawwww. the music there was awesome though..

At 8/23/10 08:59 AM, soraw434 wrote: there is this movie where a guy is being followed by an oil tanker and he stops in a restaurant and the guy follows him in but he doesnt know who is following him ok so at the end the guy takes his suitcase, jams it into the gas pedal and jumps out resulting in the car going off a cliff and the oil tanker also goes off the cliff killing the guy who was following him
i need help finding this movie!

To me, it sounds like Muppets treasure island, that was a fucking killer film.

Infact, I know it isn't, but go watch that anyway, you'll thank me.

Hey fellas, I know I'm not in this club but this guy has some abusive reviews, the ones where he votes 0. I'm not sure about the one work reviews though, are they abusive or just useless?

VaGinal music sounds good. Queefs make a good melody.

I WAS THINKNG THE SAME THING HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

I :<

At 8/23/10 08:09 AM, narkij wrote:

At 8/23/10 08:07 AM, Yudios wrote: Whats happenening to me? ... (a small majoraty)

Are you drunk?

I type like i'm on crack, and the title is meant to say "VG Music" sorry about that.

Whats happenening to me? I'm starting to appreciate VG music more then regular music, somthing can't be right. I just downloaded the FF7 discography and I'm listening to it like [insert you're favorate album here]. I know some people wouldn't have a problem with it I guess (a small majoraty) but I do think it's kinda nerdy, I just really like it though. WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

I guess I'm kinda special, for some reason I can't seem to mourn when people die, I seem to have an icapability to get depressed and moan about things, like normal people do. It's kind of a blessing, that or im just some nhilist.