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At 9/6/09 04:12 PM, Malachy wrote: Funk is known around the greater Memphis area as a very caring board member of his local SPCA, where his specialty is rehabilitating kittens. Hand feeds them milk if they are young, teaches them how to use a litter box, curls up in a ball on a giant bean bag chair and allows all kittens in the shelter to sleep on his argyle sweater and wool trousers. It's truly a sight to behold.

yeah, I found a shoe box with 6 little siamese in it under a bridge near the outter Memphis area. I just couldn't take care of them. I brought them to the SPCA and they gave me FUNK's address. I went over to his house, and I felt so much better, firstly because of his spice garden outside, and the nicely pruned bushes....but he came outside, took all 6 little kittens and brought them inside from the rain.

I went back to the shelter a few months later and all 6 kittens were full grown and had been adopted out to families.

They would never have made it without FUNK.

At 7/29/09 10:18 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 7/29/09 10:13 PM, stafffighter wrote: Side effects of kittens include....... well you I don't have to tell.

Random psychotic outbursts? Please.

This is my little kitty... you're all going to laugh at her name, though... it's Paxil.

I WANT HER!!!!!!!!

Hey, what ever happened to that cat your dad neutered himself?

This sort of falls under what you said in number two with the immigrants, but minorities. I'm referring to minorities born in America such as the African American culture. It's not MY opinion but I hear plenty of it from others. The racial wars in general could fall under the second portion of your list.

I tried. *insert pop culture movie reference*

At 7/13/09 01:41 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Cake? CAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CAKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEE

nah, actually I'm more of a pie guy.

No you did it wrong, it's supposed to be chocolate....with or without nuts?

At 7/13/09 06:17 PM, StephanosGnomon wrote:

With all the "SELL YOUR GOLD FOR CASH!" advertisements I've been seeing on television, in newspaper circulars, on billboards and at bus stops...

Is it just me, or have there been MORE of those commericals laterly? They've been around forever but it seems like these last few months, they're everywhere.

When the hell are we going back to the moon? That's what I want to know. We made this huge fuss about going, went, and haven't gone back. We can still make the robot people, then use them to colonize the moon.

I don't think the medical field could ever be ran sufficiently without humans either. Sure, they can invent all sorts of cures and microchips and equipment to further improve the quality of one's life. But trained humans will always be needed. I don't think we'll run out of jobs. We'll need more people to run the technology, so our work force will invlove more technology saavy workers. That won't be as hard to implement as people think it will be. Our grandparents can't type because there was no computer class when they were kids, it was all farming and baby making. We'll adjust everything else to accomodate technology.

At 1/4/09 10:08 PM, heroicspatula wrote: So, I have to call the admissions office tomorrow and find out if the school can delay my enrollment 'till the 2013 school year.

God, I'm gonna be so pissed at myself if the school can't/won't delay my enrollment, or I can't attend while in the army.

I have a friend who was in college and joined the army and was deployed and the college held onto all his scholarships etc. Call that admissions office first thing, it's going to work out.

At 1/4/09 09:58 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

Considering that before I started this process I had only ever knitted scarves and very plain hats, I'm pretty proud of them.

Voila:

I love the first one.

At 1/4/09 10:01 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 1/4/09 09:57 PM, stafffighter wrote: turn it into a weapon, possibly against themselves.

Hey, that's just good family entertainment right there!

GIve them a lighter with it, +50 entertainment points.

At 1/4/09 09:51 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 1/4/09 09:47 PM, YuanYan wrote: Proteas, tell that bitch, the girlfriend, she owes you a new monitor.

Turns out that it's an easier fix than that. Pencil eraser... who knew?

Magic eraser works pretty good too. But um, still, call her a bitch. It'll make family gatherings more fun.

At 1/4/09 09:39 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

At 1/4/09 09:37 PM, MALforPresident wrote:

.....

What seems to be going on here?

;

It's the end of the world as we know it.

Proteas, tell that bitch, the girlfriend, she owes you a new monitor.

At 10/22/08 11:19 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:

whoops, forgot pic. Here it is.

Keytars are positively the most awesome instruments ever.

At 9/20/08 09:44 PM, Imperator wrote: Michigan's seasons:

Almost winter.
Winter.
Still winter.
Road Construction.

I'm still trying to figure out the Sarah Palin in a bikini picture. I thought Alaska only had like 3 hours of summer.

At 9/10/08 04:57 PM, string227 wrote: Just fucking great, lets all break out in a meat spin party and attempt to sit through 450 spins.

What the hell does meatspin have to do with being ulta, or a bear, or anything????

At 6/27/08 09:48 AM, morefngdbs wrote: Santa's Workshop in the South Pole, doesn't have a half bad ring to it ....we here agree.

Santa was counting on FEMA to provide aide, but they dropped the ball.

and president bush doesn't care about reindeer.

At 6/27/08 02:00 PM, Sans-Serif wrote:

At 6/27/08 01:59 PM, YuanYan wrote: plz secks me.

Later, cunt.

Hey, i will fuk u up yo.

bai bastard

At 6/27/08 02:00 PM, THEJamoke wrote: This could get ugly.

No, it'll get really hawt.

At 6/27/08 01:57 PM, Sans-Serif wrote:

At 6/27/08 01:56 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:

At 6/27/08 01:51 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 6/27/08 01:50 PM, BlueHippo wrote: cocks.

HUGE MASSIVE BONERS.

LIEK HOUW HUEG?

Like, bigger than your head, you fucking queer.

I love you so much......

plz secks me.

At 1/5/08 12:14 PM, Nylo wrote: With the Writer's Guild strike going on, Leno returned to the show and performed a monologue he wrote himself. Under strike rules, Leno isn't supposed to write monologues because he's taken a contractual oath to support the strike.

This was my understanding as well.

Leno crossing the picket line....ok; I can deal with that. NBC basically said get your ass back here or you don't have a job. But I'm iffy on the monologues on this one. Personally, I like Leno, but this echos of the "douchebag"ness Letterman fans always pin him for.

I had heard he was going to skip the monologue and have more guests or something. Guess not.

At 1/5/08 04:59 PM, Al6200 wrote: Also, what if someone influential with the essay graders tried to get the graders to fail essays that they didn't agree with. What then? We'd just have an overnight coup?

Make the essay non-political.
Like, "Try to persuade your reading audience that Santa Claus is real."

To me, it is obvious when a poster is using poor language on purpose and making spammy posts, and when a user is simply not accustomed to English etc.

At 1/5/08 03:58 PM, FatherTime89 wrote: And now for the most absurd prediction ever made,

Only absurd if you're a Nazi.

At 1/5/08 05:49 PM, reviewer-general wrote: My prediction:

The "Bloble Worming" thread will outlie us all.

HAX!

Uh yeah, it was funny like the first day.
We can stop bumping it now, kthnxbai

I would like to join, and wish to add that "Bender's Big Score" is freaking awesome.

At 1/5/08 01:17 PM, Earfetish wrote: I think Pox is just too witty for you guys

He's also too sexy.

At 1/5/08 02:29 PM, Earfetish wrote: Evolution has far more supporting evidence than Genesis. To say otherwise is sheer denial of reality to make sense of religion. You're not applying any scepticism to anything.

Agreed.

I've not read all of this thread. I've popped in and out.
But there is little evidence supporting much of anything in the Bible.

We have all sorts of proof for historic figures from ancient Egypt, Greece, Rome etc. and nothing for most of the important figures in the Bible.

I will say I know several Christians though who simply deny science as real.
For example, we know dinosaurs did not co-exist with man.

I have a cousin who says, "dinosaurs are mentioned in the bible, so yes they did."

Okay, whatever.

You should have to pass a moderate paper based test to vote.

Like when you go get a driver's license, you have to know certain material to get it. You may have to study.

Should be the same here.
They could even give it to you at DMV, where most people register to vote anyway.

1. The writer's strike will end, but disappointingly unresolved.
2. England will have more trouble with radicals and their attacks.
3. The drought will be worse this summer.
4. Armenia will do phenomonal at the summer olympics.
5. The Red Sox will have a losing streak.
6. Eminem will step back into the spotlight.

At 12/9/07 10:20 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: We did, Bush planted a massive load of mentos inside the planes and filled the twin towers and the Pentagon with Pepsi just to see what will happen.

I thought it was coke?

Also, back on topic.

No, we didn't attack ourselves.

I will say that none of it really offended me.

That's their culture, may not agree with it all but it's respected.

At 11/25/07 07:59 PM, TheMason wrote: And this is why I am loathe to cite sources. Unless it's immediately accessible and presented in Youtube format you're not going to read them, yet you'll continue debating me after I've shown the breadth of the material I have had to read.

But in the end I'm not the one whose knowledge is limited and mind is closed.

I considered it common knowledge that Clinton did consider going into Iraq, and I've read nothing but CNN and FOX news.

At 11/20/07 05:23 PM, Proteas wrote: THANK YOU. What's wrong with kids having some simple entertainment? Why the need to complicate things by politicizing them... Bert and Ernie were my favorite characters when I was a youngster, I didn't need some twit telling me they were gay and that Ernie was developmentally challenged.

I hate how so much children's television is going political.

We'll need to create an atmosphere, so that we can then destroy it.

I suppose we could call it Lunar warming.

Al Gore will need something to do once we get up there.