I produce 170 million sperm cells per day, even when I'm sleeping.

Own'd.

Amazon ftw, baby!

High five!

At 11/21/09 11:06 PM, ornery wrote: April Fools 2009, My god was that a perfect day.

Everything was so Chinese politically correct.

Throw a Bible at a Satanist!

As long as I could bring three things.
- Charger w/ electrical outlet
- Nintendo DS and Gameboy Advance SP
- All of my Pokemon games

Seriously, if I'm going to another world it's going to take a while.

And I'll be bored once I get there.

Let me sidetrack from the main topic a bit and let me tell about a relative personal experience.

I got to miss a day of school to go to Honors Orchestra, a program in local high schools which brings the best of the best in each high school's orchestra together to work a whole ten hours of hardcore, back breaking work to perfect a few pieces of music, in which we play a concert on the same day.

Now that that's done, Honors Orchestra is held at Hardin Valley High School, which was having some kind of school spirit thing at the time. They had put up handmade drawing of all of their favorite 90's cartoons, include Hey Arnold!, Rocko's Modern Life, Rugrats, and The Wild Thornberrys, which were all actually pretty good.

I just thought I should mention that as it relates to the topic in two ways:
1) Celebrating older shows
2) Not celebrating newer shows

Fuck all you guys, milk is the only drink to drink.

I'll do it the old fashioned way.

My first name is Jentry, but it's pretty queer since there are only about twenty Jentry's on Earth. So if you want to use my middle name, Indigo, it's fucking badass.

Whichever fits in with your story better.

Just some random fanboyism type games. Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, etc.

At 11/16/09 10:25 PM, Techno wrote: I really want a super computer for my house :(

Imagine playing games on that thing.

GASP, IT COULD RUN CRISIS ON HIGH AND GET PAST THE NUKE!

I want that computer to have my babies.

Lacrosse. We had to do it for about one week in gym, and it had to be the gayest sport I've ever played.

You mean like this?

At 11/15/09 08:05 PM, rumerio wrote: chris rock is funny black

kat williams and tyler perry are shitty not funny black

This.

Everyone knows what this is, but the gad damn search bar (Both flash and forum) won't search for "kk", so I'm a sitting duck, here.

The one that got mass flagged by the [DD], but was eventually put on the front page, not the random spam collabs, mmkay?

But, what I'm asking is, please give me a link to it.

At 11/14/09 05:44 PM, Gasping wrote: Your user name suits you.

In like, every single one of his threads, someone says that.

Also, 'Gasping'? Sound like an alt.

Anyway, a couple of comments down someone said he should be suspended for a game for misconduct. I think that would be a good idea. But I also think that they should fine him $1.

Well, as a teenager, I'd say that I'd like to be who I am for maybe a few more years. I am satisfied with my ridiculously large afro and the knowledge that high school relationships mean almost nothing (unless you plan on not going to college); life is pretty good right now.

Also, I can still play my Gameboy Color in public while not looking like a complete idiot.

Is "No forum games" the name of the game?

Sorry, impossible to resist.

This, this, or this.

At 11/12/09 08:55 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: I honestly have no clue. It's easy to pronounce once you know how

Elaborate. Give me some pronunciation.

I got my username from spelling my name backwards.

So fucking original.

At 11/12/09 09:04 PM, Chocomilk wrote: Have sex with twilight.

But his Needledick will be WAY less than pleasurable.

I was going to do that today, as I found out about it a few days ago, but my Uncle died and I can't go to school tomorrow since I have to go to his funeral.

Write "Yrtnej" on your arm, for me.

Actually, I was doing that right now.

At 11/10/09 10:11 PM, OfficeMan wrote: I think the cops might be looking for me now.

When you get back in prison, tell your prison buddies (if they're not all dead) that your mission was successful and the punishment is just.

At 11/10/09 09:02 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 11/10/09 04:45 PM, Yrtnej wrote: If you want it...

Yes, I do want it. I want it a lot.

I will start immediately.

At 11/10/09 04:59 PM, robin1232 wrote:

At 11/9/09 08:32 PM, STEM wrote: There are so many animals out there with sounds I've yet to hear.

I once heard, that a camel orgasm

You mean you haven't heard it yourself? They're... orgasmic.

At 11/9/09 08:22 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 11/9/09 08:19 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: Why do you need a porcupine noise. Are you making a movie with a porcupine in it?

Maybe it's... A gay porcupine yiff movie!

DO WANT.

If you want it...

Porcupines make the shshnawing sound.

Why the fuck was this not on my animal sound wheel?

At 11/8/09 12:49 AM, xskatasticx wrote: Yep

No kidding, I am listening to them on Youtube RIGHT NOW.

SCARY CREEPY.