Making fun of rig is so last year.

How do I go about doing this?

relationship crew

At 10/24/09 12:31 PM, Gedveikur wrote: Well that is disturbing...

would that be considered gay or just masturbating???

I'm not gay, I get turned on by girls and haven't ever been turned on by a guy.

At 10/24/09 12:26 PM, Figter wrote: I think thats what you call a "Wet dream" hope you enjoyed it.

I jizzed after I woke up not while I was asleep

So I had a dream where I was in a hallway of my house next to myself, only I was how I look currently and the other guy looked like me two years ago. I rape my past self and I wake up with a massive boner. My hand just barely touches my cock (I didn't even masturbate or anything) and I jizzed a huge load.

Is this fucked up?

You are being forced into a time machine by some insane human-goat hybrid. You are teleported to the ancient Mediterranean. You can bring one thing with you. What do you bring?

Bump for engels

At 10/1/09 10:29 PM, YourFutureMaster wrote: Why are you expecting people to have sympathy for a godless commie? If anyone takes a side against the jesus-loving hero that was taken down by the fascist police for defending freedom then they are just as bad as genocidal people like stalin.

This is actually the type of thing I hear a lot from capitalists. They take an insane ranter and paint him as a hero fighting against oppression.

"right, as the world goes, is only in question between equals in power, while the strong do what they canand the weak suffer what they must."

- Thucydides

Why are you expecting people to have sympathy for a godless commie? If anyone takes a side against the jesus-loving hero that was taken down by the fascist police for defending freedom then they are just as bad as genocidal people like stalin.

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Do the same that he did for you (give his mom your sperm)

At 8/30/09 03:15 PM, Col-Sandchez wrote:

At 8/30/09 03:13 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Television is the most evil thing in the world and you should either throw it out your window or sell it and buy a record player.

8-Track > Record player. Or better yet you should sell your TV and get an Atari 2600 and ET! It shouldn't cost you a pretty penny at all for either!

I know you were joking, but the old game systems are way better than the new ones. Today all games are exactly the same with different character names and slightly better graphics. They spend millions of dollars on a huge graphics staff and huge graphics budget and ignore every other aspect of their game. Then when they try to act original they just rape the controllers (like the wii did)

Gaming really went downhill after the N64 was pulled off the shelves.

I wrote a thread on newgrounds about three and a half inch floppy disks but changed the s to a c.

At 9/3/09 01:03 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:

The mercury would drip down with the water preventing the capillary attraction that pulls it up through the tube.

Nice try though.

That's just a primitive version of the capillary bowl which does not work because the cohesion force that draws water upward prevents it from flowing back into the bowl. Diagram of capillary bowl:

You could get a long metal pole, stick it in the middle of the lock, and twist it until it breaks (make sure it is a really strong pole) but you are probably more likely to break your bike frame than the pole

At 8/23/09 09:16 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: Maybe I'm being too harsh, Caligula is remembered for the fact that he had sex with his sisters, he had an entire island where he raped thousands of little kids and then through him off cliffs.

He also made his horse a consul and priest

So you basically want us to torture people to death for honest mistakes?

I thought that picture was taken in Canada. Why don't I see any maple syrup? That photo is obviously fake.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SHITS PANTS SHITS PANTS!!!!

notallcaps

At 7/28/09 03:51 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: It can be cleaned up. If congress passes laws regulating the industry then real change can happen.

Why are you talking about regulating? Back in my day being a commie was criminal.

ive seen dat wade has his face as a pic wot level do i hav to be to get it?

For those of you who asked: I will be the one running this facility

Can any of you do it?

Good riddance

Who the hell let the six year old girl onto Newgrounds?

I really hope she doesn't get gang raped by horny teenage males.

At 5/23/09 03:58 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:

At 5/23/09 03:52 PM, CalvinGodly wrote: How many years have you drank?

I don't remember

yes you do

At 5/23/09 03:33 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: What does that mean?

Your head is going to be destroyed.

Probably means the brain tumor is going to expand faster than expected. You are going to die soon.