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this must be the most disturbing thing ever to me mainly cause the bottom looks like a vagina

i dont really think failblog copied the darwin awards, failblag isnt all about getting hurt its about failing (hence the name) most of the videos are really funny too so i dont think they copied the darwin awards at all

im guessing ur lying because why would u have a newgrounds account and yet make fun of everyone who has one?

answer me that straight A football/ basketball player

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this is mine yay, (dont fuss over pronoucing my name, its a pain at first, PM me if u want)

i read aal this and the links in those forums and slept like a baby

my brother on the other hand, no

At 8/19/10 04:29 PM, HazeStigma wrote: Do your BBS posts also go down? I've noticed mines gone down after my Cuteness thread got locked...

R.I.P...

its ok everyone goes through that phase of their favorite threads getting locked

:trust me ive been through one

you should instead of making everyone else doing it, well just search up failblog on youtube and you have alot of funny videos

i have to say Madness 6.5 since its action packed with Deimos and Sanford , (sorry hank, since you turned into a lobster type thing in the last episode, i dont like u anymore from that point on)

i miss Deimos

laughing at a book by yourself isnt wierd but laughing with a friend is better.

trust me it lasts more

i wanna kill this kid who acted really gay last year in school, and dry humped me every chance he got. i almost gave him ink poisoning and led poisoning, but now i want to finish the job

i fucking hate that bitch

yes i remember, i smelt mushrooms and hoped it tasted better.....................but it didnt and i almost threw up, from that day on, no more mushrooms ever

At 8/19/10 03:16 AM, HeadbangHaily wrote: I'm a relatively newish bassist, and truthfully, I'm god awful at slap. Can anybody recommend some good slap bass songs for me to learn? Can't be TOO compex, but i still like a bit of a challenge.

try learning how do things on the bass more better such as speed plucking and the occasional pick. i too am a bassist but i didnt learn slap yet, im working on perfecting covers by plucking which is way to hard for the song im trying to do. just search on google easy slap bass songs or sumthin,

btw, are u good on ur bass?

well my beard is missing just a little ( about 2 centimeters) from connecting to my mustache, im also 14, and i have no idea how i have a beard i had this for about 1 and a halve years

At 8/18/10 09:53 PM, DurpDurp wrote:

At 8/18/10 09:52 PM, Yoshi-Dus-Not wrote:

At 8/18/10 09:51 PM, TehPoptartKid wrote: OH YEAAAAAH? I HATE UUUUUUUUUUU!

Tell you what, we'll duke it out like feeble men! Meet me back in time during 2001, on top of the twin towers! HA HAH HA!

um...... do u have a time machine?

YES! I DO!!!!!!!!!

great thats just.....

great

At 8/18/10 09:51 PM, TehPoptartKid wrote: OH YEAAAAAH? I HATE UUUUUUUUUUU!

Tell you what, we'll duke it out like feeble men! Meet me back in time during 2001, on top of the twin towers! HA HAH HA!

um...... do u have a time machine?

sorry im not looking for someone like u blah lol

you know how we can put our aim on our profiles? well does anyone add them as a buddy and talk to them? Ive been thinking of adding some people but i wanted their approval, but never got around of even asking, so does anyone add other NGer's?

At 8/18/10 09:22 PM, NuclearWarFare wrote: I think we should make where is doesn't get covered by an ad so we can see them longer than two seconds. If we don't, we might as well stop putting them.

i agree but newgrounds needs ads to keep money coming in

At 8/18/10 08:34 PM, sharingankakashi13 wrote: I do not like people of darker skin.

ii have to agree with that

At 8/17/10 02:32 PM, Jacco wrote: Ninja's are way better

i agree, pirates are nothing compared to pirates

i personally only have shot paintball/pellet/airsoft guns, i own a couple of airsoft but even with it i know my airsoft gun can hurt people, i have a shotgun airsoft, which if i shot a humman being from close range or point blank there will be a possibilty of bleeding which is why i dont load it unless imma shoot it at targets as in bottles, boxes, wood etc. younger kids dont understand that getting shot with a real bullet anywhere in ur body can kill u

At 8/16/10 05:49 PM, DancingTomato wrote: At least you don't need English skills during the apocalypse.

lol @ "real" zombies

yay? i guess

At 8/16/10 05:46 PM, Bryangamedude wrote: Sorry to dissapoint you, but if there was a Zombie Apocalypse then we would probably die. Since i doubt you have much experience with guns. If anyone does survive, it would be people in the army the ones that know how to use guns properly

if we dont know how to use a gun why use one then we have a bunch of blunt and sharp weapons, also we have vehicles to run them over in, or we use traps,

At 8/16/10 05:43 PM, sixstring98 wrote:

At 8/16/10 05:41 PM, Yoshi-Dus-Not wrote: we get to shoot guns at flesh,

grow up

why should i, i age every year thats good enough

wouldnt u want a zombie apocalypse to happen, it would be kick ass, killin zombies, doing basicly whatever u want AND we get to shoot guns at flesh, also wen i say zombies i dont mean George A. Romero zombie, i MEAN REAL ZOMBIES, the ones that are slow, drag their feet, and moan ( non sexually) so yeah it would be fun to me , making a hideout/safehouse , gathering people for a team, and shoting the shit out of the dead, wouldnt u? Discuss NOW!!!!!! please

At 8/16/10 05:36 PM, pikmints wrote: Because a being with infinite power, knowledge, and compassion overlooking this universe and still letting harm occur can not exist.

i totally agree with u, if god was real war will not, nor poverty and a lot of bad stuff,

At 8/16/10 05:33 PM, runesword wrote: hi. a lot of people dont believe in God or Jesus. even if you really dont believe in it, surely theres no point in risking going to hell?? God loves you, the least you can do is love him back.
so i would like to know your reasons for not believing in God. maybe i can learn from this to help spread the word and convince people.
please please Please don't turn this into an angry row, i just want a nice serious civilized discussion.

god aint real u religous fuck,( i always wanted to say that) other than that, there really isnt anyway god can be real, plus its stupid, speaking for myself, i dont believe in it cause there really isnt heaven or hell,in my opinion

At 8/16/10 10:17 AM, JohnnyDamon wrote: Here.

that made me laugh haha

ill stay on newgrounds for as long as i can, which means as long newgrounds is a website and run by tom, so ill tay on forever

im 14 and i know how to use a gun, (not shoot it, but atleast take out the clip and put it in saftey) i own bb guns and they use real model so i can use saftey and shiit, but i will never point a real gun at a human being unless i need to , little kids shouldnt play COD cause life is nothing like that, not even close, people only have one life,no respawns, and tactical insertions r not for respawning either, so yeah little kids are shit we should kill every one of them, everyone under the age of 10, or we disipline them