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I can't express how mad i am right now, i figured out that the the best looking Co-op Zombie Game Dead Island isn't Split-Screen. The Developers state that to survive you need each other, yet, what if you don't have Online or another friend with the game? They also said that Split-Screen would be to much and would make the graphics not render correctly when far apart, yet Borderlands can handle that easily. how do you guys feel about this?

At 8/11/11 05:27 AM, RazorHawk wrote: I don't hate her as a person, but I don't think she's a good singer. Not by a long shot. I know people that can sing much better than she can, but they will never get the fame she has. That's where I don't think its fair.

I agree with you 100%. I don't think it's fair that celebrities get the fame and money for doing things like sing and act, when everyday people can do the same and not get recognized.

Calm Down, its just cum.

NO! It was Kyles fault, he showed up in that one picture of the towers collapsing.

its so obvious

At 8/8/11 09:06 PM, Cocktor wrote:

Lots of autistic men-children like things out of their age group

Is that an insult to Autistic people?

if your are, your one pretty fucked up person

At 7/29/11 11:39 PM, Space-Whale wrote: Use zuChat. There may be less people, but there's nobody who asks "ASL" and there are sections for people who want to talk to certain genders (though you have to verify your facebook).

Thanks for the website, i will be chexking it out soon. :)

At 7/29/11 11:36 PM, Tokecat wrote: You actually count the days you spent on Omegle?

Today was my first day.

At 7/29/11 11:30 PM, Hawc wrote: I'm convinced that everyone I talk to on Omegle is working for To Catch A Predator.

Everything makes much more sense to me now.

First day on Omegle, not the last. But what i saw will change my life forever.

So, Newgrounds, how was your first time on Omegle like?

i saw so many penises, it was not a nice site

im in this, vote for me 2012!!!!

or sooner, ill accept any

At 3/21/11 02:58 PM, SSPBOURNE wrote: Problem:

my internet explorer

solution:
Get firefox

firefox "broke" on me so no

my internet explorer says it running without add ons, and when i enabled all my add ons, it said its still running without add ons. does anyone know how to solve this problem? please and thank you

The whole BEN story was really disappointing at the end because i wanted to know what happened to BEN in the first place and who the hell was the old man, i hate when stories get interesting then just end in disappointment. And im pretty sure it is fake too because nobody would actually become like that over a game.

At 3/9/11 03:10 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: I have a samsung intensity. And I like it :)
But I want a blackberry!

Blackberrys are not that good of a phone half the time, phone lags when u text or just navigate through phone, trackball fucks up and u cant go in one other direction, and the apps are not that good unless you want to pay like 10 bucks for a decent app. trust meh i gots the blackberry, it aint no smartphone.

am i attractive? i think i am

happy birthday

on the other hand i dont give a shit bout my birthday

well......im pretty sure if u choke the kid u will get expelled and prob get arrested cause u can kill him like that but just punching him u might just get ISS or OSS , and if u go tell someone b4 the fight like a teacher or principle and they dnt help u out in any way then u have an excuse for the fight

also by the way u might get suspened because if i get suspended for demonstrating oral sex on a french toast stick then u will get suspended for fightingg

um it says may 10 2001

should i be worried?

40 nude pictures for 20 microsoft points!!!!!!????? 40!! FUCKING PICS FOR 20 MICROSOFT POINTS THERE IS SUMTHING TOTALLY WRONG WITH THAT KID!!!!
the kid should get arrested too thats just wrong

40 fucking pics in different poses naked

At 9/25/10 02:03 PM, Hyrcia wrote: That is literally the biggest waste of money and time ever devised by humans.

i agree now if it was a gigantic inflatable penis then that would be a whole different story.

moutain dew is my favorite no question about it

look at my layout oh yeah

ok the fighters are me and Pheonixphairetale

the reason is because i dont know who else to pick

i would have a exploding katana and u would have a expolding metal bat

we would start off in a abanded trailer park we start on oppisite side of it and we run after eachother

you will hit my katana with your bat triggering the explosion we both die

At 9/12/10 11:38 AM, PhoenixPharietale wrote: Pick two (or more) NGers that should commence in a battle of epic proportions where only one could walk out victorious while their opponents lay lifeless. Here are the rules.

1. Pick your fighters. (Anyone from TomFlup to TheRealShadman)
2. Give your reason.
3. Equip them each with a weapon. (Be slightly fair)
4. Explain how you think the fight would go.
5. Declare the winner and why they had the advantage over their opponent.

this reminds me of deadliest warrior, this should be deadliest Newgrounder and can i be one of the fighters?

At 9/5/10 09:06 PM, James1011R wrote: Lightium sets your aura to Light.

Much better than Fabbium.

will it change my dark to light? or do u make me in a persuasive way

At 9/3/10 07:34 AM, axlisbak wrote:

At 9/3/10 06:15 AM, walterwagner wrote:

At 9/3/10 06:04 AM, axlisbak wrote: Guess what walter? unless you have a pistol licence and secure gun safe youre looking at a very big fine and possibly jail time if you are caught with it , thanks to new laws

mate its a Bibi gun from the 50s and i do have a gun license i go to the local range everycouple of months

actually, i call bullshit, for one, you have to be 18 years or older old to obtain a a class H licence, and over 18 you certainly are not. also why would a BB gun have such a large barrell? and be worth a shit ton of money?

it is bullshit that revolver looks like a toy my 9 year old cousin has, anyways BB guns can have large barrels ill show u if u want but that revolver he has isnt a BB, it would have a orange tip by law

well im giving it to the ak-47 because it known to be one the most powerful guns, but us americans would never have a chance to shoot a AK because america doesnt have it (from wat i heard), anyways i really dont get which model of the M16 we are comparing to the ak-47,

can someone tell me?

At 8/26/10 03:39 PM, Jacco wrote:

At 8/26/10 03:36 PM, Jacco wrote: I've seen that a few months ago. I've also heard from some people it was fake. It kinda looks like it is, especially when that whole group "runs" away on the rock.

Sorry, I was talking about this video. It's basicly an extended version of it, and at 0:31 there is that fake running part.

i saw the part with the pack of pink shit all on the rocks then they like run away so fucking fast, but anyways if the video was fake wat did they use for that pink blob because it looks so real and if it is real i think we should be scared,maybe thats the baby form

:wonder wat the adult one looks like hmm?

At 8/26/10 03:36 PM, Jacco wrote: I've seen that a few months ago. I've also heard from some people it was fake. It kinda looks like it is, especially when that whole group "runs" away on the rock.

If it is fake, it's very well done

If it's not fake, it's fucking disgusting.

well if it is fake i dont know how they can make that look real or wat the fuck they used for that, but just by looking at it, it does not look fake at all to me

At 8/26/10 03:34 PM, LoliTastic wrote: Oh god!

That's disguisting!

at least i put NSFW in the title right?