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Yoshi-Dus-Not
Look: A Green Dinosaur with herpes
Powers: able to not give a shit and spread STD's
Backstory: after being ridden by mario a little to much, Yoshi-Dus-Not get payback on his bad back by having sex with Princess Peach, but what he didn't know is that she has been sleeping with Bowser, A STD magnet, and now with his Herpes, he now goes to every house, every neighborhood, passing it on to Goombas and Koopas, to one day finally defeat Bowser and go to a hospital to get the STD checked out.

you like?

The Grand theft Auto series, same thing, better graphics, gets boring real quick.
Splinter Cell series, Conviction was good but was lacking the whole "Stealth" idea.
CoD series, MW2 and Black Ops were real let downs, grew up with the game and i watched it become a big hit to a piece of shit.
Gears of War series, same stuff, just a new story.
And lastly, and I'm dying inside saying this, Mortal Kombat, the series was great, story was amazing, gameplay was perfect, but since Mortal Kombat 9, it has not been the same, Fatalities were not as painful and gore-y as before, which was a let down.

oh Ed Boon, what happened?

Dead Island, i Pre-Ordered and got bumped up to the limited edition, but it comes out tomorrow, right when School starts so that's a problem.

Practice makes perfect as they say.

games are games, people will get good at them no matter what

You're leading them on.

thats why

At 9/4/11 10:57 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Isn't true, there is no porn of Yumi from Ape Ecscape 3, so everything you guys know and love is a lie!

In your face!

Where is the internetz I won?

Soon my friend, soon.

At 9/4/11 10:49 PM, Scarface wrote:

At 9/4/11 10:37 PM, Ashandir wrote:

i been here 5 hours and im more populer then YOU

HELP ME FELLOW REGULARS! I'm being attacked by numerous alternate accounts!

I'm with you cause i hate Ashandir with a burning passion.

He can't even spell

At 9/4/11 10:41 PM, chipotleaway wrote: Sorry about your penis, man.
Just be happy. At least you dont live in Africa or something :D

what could be worse than living in Africa.

At 9/4/11 10:40 PM, Ashandir wrote:

At 9/4/11 10:39 PM, Yoshi-Dus-Not wrote:

At 9/4/11 10:38 PM, digo3 wrote: I know what you're saying, and I wouldn't mind being of assistance - but frankly... I just don't give a fuck.

I see what you did there.

what did he do?

Your mom.

At 9/4/11 10:38 PM, digo3 wrote: I know what you're saying, and I wouldn't mind being of assistance - but frankly... I just don't give a fuck.

I see what you did there.

At 9/4/11 10:35 PM, Ashandir wrote: they probed yiur face that y u so UGLI HAH

Why are you stalking me?

you know what, don't answer that

At 9/4/11 10:32 PM, Suprememessage wrote: there is even video proof of it here

So get out the tin foil hats guys, this is going to be one long day, all hail our new alien over lords!

They probed my ass.

At 9/4/11 10:29 PM, Ashandir wrote:

At 9/4/11 10:27 PM, Yoshi-Dus-Not wrote:

At 9/4/11 10:20 PM, Ashandir wrote: suck it

Most Pointless User of 2011

do i get voted with trophies?

Nope, just me flipping you off.

and having sex with your sister

At 9/4/11 10:20 PM, Ashandir wrote: suck it

Most Pointless User of 2011

At 9/4/11 10:23 PM, Piggler wrote:

At 9/4/11 10:20 PM, Xyphon202 wrote: I know what you have, it's a common condition called: Being an asshole.

Enjoy!

Fuck off. I hate you and I hope your family gets raped.

I'll fulfill your wish.

At 9/4/11 10:22 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Wonder whatever became of him.

Maybe he lost weight.

At 9/4/11 08:54 PM, Cootie wrote:

Bring back the coin system from the first game. You used to collect coins on the track that gave you a slight speed boost and being hit by an item made you lose coins. The speed boost wasn't much. But if two guys are close to each other on a straight away the guy with the most coins will win.

I don't know, but Mario games are played out in my opinion.

Valve is making a new game called The Heist I believe, looks pretty good, but a PS3 exclusive.

At 9/4/11 10:11 PM, Ashandir wrote:

At 9/4/11 10:09 PM, Yoshi-Dus-Not wrote: I hate you with a burning passion, you give '11 users the worst name ever.

And she is your mom, she punished you for being a fucking thief.

how else was i going to get it? it would take weeks to earn enough money

Then earn the money, don't be a little sneak and steal, you deserved what you got.

i hope your mom takes away your DS

At 9/4/11 10:08 PM, Piggler wrote:

At 9/4/11 10:04 PM, Yoshi-Dus-Not wrote: It's just a matter of time until he starts cutting himself.

And then smoking, growing long hair, etc....

I haven't cut in a long time. I still smoke though. My hair is getting a little long...

Come to me my child, I'll show you the ways of " living the life"

I can't pronounce it.

I hate you with a burning passion, you give '11 users the worst name ever.

And she is your mom, she punished you for being a fucking thief.

At 9/4/11 09:57 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: He figured out where he lived. Probably because he was running with an extra 120 pounds. Soldiers have to train HARD to be able to do that for any kind of distance.

No no no no no no no, not like that silly.

He makes it seem like the cop magically appeared there, WE NEED THE DETAILS!

It's just a matter of time until he starts cutting himself.

And then smoking, growing long hair, etc....

I could barely understand anything you said.

I also like Snorlax

How did he just "show up" at your door? He had to get there by walking or something.

Give me more details

Really, who cares?

That is not 3 inches of growth right there.

At 9/4/11 08:54 PM, Cootie wrote: Bleh, Mario Kart is too much about getting random OP power-ups. I would prefer if it was more like Blur where you have to work to mess up the people in front of you enough to pass them.

I kinda agree, i just wished they nerfed the power-ups just a little, and by a little i mean a lot, then it would be a decent game to play.

At 8/12/11 12:49 AM, POTaTOS wrote:

At 8/12/11 12:38 AM, SweetenBoy wrote:

At 8/11/11 03:40 PM, kazumazkan wrote: ac 1-brother hood

AC 1 and 2 were pretty badass. all brotherhood did was leave lots of questions and not answering any of the previous ones.

It's called a cliffhanger. Everything will be answered in revelations.

Hopefully.

Or Assassin's Creed III....