At 10/6/09 09:06 PM, Crazyhobo51 wrote: This just pises me off so much, when some beggar or something, or even worse, a parent, is asked to contribute some amount of money to some cause or shit and then they keep on bitching about how hard it is for them to donate some trivial sum from $50 to $900. If you are so poor that you actually think that one hundred dollars is a lot of money you do not deserve my respect. $100 is chump change, EVERYONE should treat $100 as ultimately being expendable. Consider that the gross domestic product of the US is approximately 13 trillion dollars. Now look at 100 dollars. If you spent $100 every second it would take you almost 4,120 years to reach 13 trillion. I hope you enjoy becoming the Mesopotamia of future history books.

If you are indeed poor enough to the point that one hundred dollars is a challenge for you, I hope that you realize that you are just poor, not that $100 is an exceptionally large amount of money. Otherwise you're just a whiny bitch.

you do know that in america (as far as i know) they payment is a 1000$ a week
cut it off with the loads of taxes and food and you'll end up with not much to spend for yourself
so yeah when ill have 13 trillion dollars, ill donate my 100$ anytime..

im so up-to-date about this thing.

all i know it's about the clock crew...?
what makes them so special that there a whole day in NG about it...

and for now all i seen for clock day was spam... why high scoring???

so in this day everyone submit crap and people vote 5 for them???
i don't get it... please explain..

for now im just against the galleries, quizes and and games that work like quizes they must all go...
for now any other kind of disgusting porn flash can stay because its atleast a piece of actual work and effort...

and the worst problem is: porn submissons being recomneded in other sites!!!!
too many times happened when in a good flash on the "you might also enjoy" pannel there are porn submissions! WTF!?
there are quite a few underaged people here and now it's so easy for them to mistakenly find these things and get their minds screwd up. this is the worst, unacceptble and untorrable problem.
if that will stop 'll atleast be calm...

Ng is not for porn! it's for good art of flash, audio and drawing.

not this hentai shit on this site!

anyone can copy a disgusting pic from a porn site and paste it onto their flash!
this disgsting gallaries, quizes and dumb games must go!

NG is for decent people and not disgsuing pervearts!

i don't care there is a 'mature' section, the disgusting hentai allways apear without warning on the Flash portal or as recomandation apearing on another flash.

if you're a decent perosn Join the HIV group: Hentai Is a Virus
i expect that good decent people will join the protest.

get your porn elsewhere and leave NG alone!

the big problem is that the porn submissions and the decent flash are in the same portal!
if the porn submissions would have a completly different portal, it would be the best: pervearts would go to the "porn/hentai" portal where only adult submissions are accepted and the decent people would go to the flash portal where no adult submissions at all.

this way the disgutsing porn will stay away from the decent people as far as possible.

At 7/17/09 10:26 PM, Techno wrote:

At 7/17/09 12:51 PM, dx5231 wrote:

At 7/17/09 11:17 AM, Techno wrote: No wonder why the OP doesn't like porn.

Location: isreal, ma'ale adumim

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May I know what difference does that make?

Yes you may.

In Israel people are raised different to believe different things.

When something may be OK in our eyes, it may be different in another country's.

i was raised as a religious jew, there are tons of isrealis that fap to the same shit.... so it's also 'ok' in their eyes... i hope they get plucked out... okay no, that's too harsh... :P

very well then.
alot of you tell about this so called: 'matures section' it's fine and ok: a dark dirty corner where all the dumb fappers can go and eventually (i hope) get cought...

the big problem is the porn submissions that apear on the portal!
anything rated as adult only - oh btw, watching porn is not adult, it's disgusting and immature - should go to the "mature"(yeah right... very mature...) section

anything that's meant to be a decent enjoyble flash/game should be in the regular portal.
just like the art - it has filters of levels of 'maturity'.
the flash portal should have the same thing, this way anyone who wants to avoid it beeing displayed, won't see it.
porn submissions shouldn't have awards, maximumly have distinct awards of their own... this way decent people can completly avoid this yucky garbage

if people like porn they can go to a dirty icky lil' place called... a porn site, all the dumb pervearts go there and so should the pervearted NG users.
NG can be 10 times better without this shit insread of copied defile pictures that needs to be in dark corner there would only watch-worthy matrial made by the serious artists in this site.

the worst thing about all this is that porn submissions actually get awards! instead a hard working artist getting his fair award for a good flash, some asshole takes it because he had a hentai gallary with 500 pictures! BS!

oh, i just hate porn, if i was gay i would be watching gay porn that i also hate...
cleanse this art site from this putrid garbage!

Newgrounds is a site for submitting works of art: Flash animations, audio and drawing.

what's NOT art is those damn lousy disgusting hentai galleries that pop up every few days... enough of this!
sure, Mr. Fulp limited partially resolved this problem by forbidding hardcore porn but it's still not enough, hentai gallaries still pass the judgement and it's just insulting how such a good site for art and entertaintment went down, there are at least 5 different collections of porn on NG!

in tierd of all these lifeless jackasses that simply copy a picture from those shit sites and paste them onto thier flash no matter how well organized that disgusting disgraceful gallery is!

use scizors...?

captain claw: the most bad ass cat in VG history:
and the best 2d platformer of all time

well, the mayan culture still existed, the spanish destroyed the aztecs and the region and destroyed all of the possible culture there of the mayans and others

i hate the smurfs and captain planet.

here's another classic that i really hate: this world

tom fulp, the the god, the celeb, the father, the mother of Newgrounds.... what will you do if you if you'll see him one day, walking in your street?

me: grab the nearest knife, run up to him and threaten him that if he will not give me the NG site to myself... i'll stab him... :P

another theory: when i'll run up to him i'll catch a fire and burn of Fulp's awsomeness :p

no, no i wont...

never rely on anybody, if you want something done, do it yourself

LOL this is obiously a joke site. some stuff there are wayyyyy to extreme even for the pope....
'throw away the TV because it has no value in it, read the bible instead' LOL!

still masturbation is really bad and should be avoided.... it will ruin your life...

i agree

time travel is impossible and will never happen.
time is nothing more but a messureing tool of what's going on.
time is a mere illusion

At 3/31/09 09:00 AM, carlosbarn wrote:

to "Nothing, I have a husband"

bus came, I got on thinking "when the hell did I say anything about wanting to be with her"

well it's rather simple actualy: you don't talk to random girl about life...

while going to a strip bar is very wrong.... your reasons of not going there are very wierd...

At 3/30/09 11:32 PM, shadowslayer1313 wrote: For some strange reason, I find that I find boobs more attractive when they aren't fully exposed, rather than just shown naked to me. It's like a treasure chest, you find the joy in the game when you are just out of reach, but when you get the treasure, there's nothing left to work for. What about you guys? How does boob exposure affect you?

the only reson you ppl are atracted to breasts is because of animal instinctis. the bigger and firmer those stupid lumps of fat and skin are, the better they can feed the future baby, thus the male is atracted of the natural need of reproducing.....

At 3/7/09 10:03 AM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: My god! So I was watching "The Watchmen" last night and I heard Rorschach say that Hitler was a vegetarian! I thought this was interesting so I looked it up on wikipedia. I found out that Hitler never smoked or drank and he was vegetarian. Maybe if he hadn't been a dick and tried o rule the world, he might have been a nice guy. There's also another question that popped into my mind a few days ago. Was he a normal child? Was there one event that changed his life for the worse? Could he have been a good guy?

i dont exactly remember where i read this, but people found records of his seconed in command saying that he was a crazy man, with wierd obsesions...
as a child hitler was'nt exactly normal.. he had anger issues.. i think...
in the beggining he wanted to be a painter but he failed... and he truned in to the next role available....

well as you know very well the megaman and X series have alot of enemies.... some downright rerarted... (a met driving a steam cart) and some pretty cool... (sniper joe)

so with such a big veriety of enemies... can't there by some kind of strategy game involving each of these robots.. some jumb far... some stick on walls, some have homing rockets... some have shields and so on...
i think a trun based game would be the best for this kind of thing, the only porblemi is to program the AI...

so whatdaya think?

yeah.... life sucks...

P.S i like bread with mayonnaise....

im inocently browsing the forum topics when suddenly the angry faic pops out with a loud scream,,,
WTF WAS THAT!? i didn't manage to hear what he was saying because i closed trhe window when i flinched...

ok first of all, i hate porn and i avoid it. end. no talking about it

i wan to ask you all porn lovers, if porn is so good and helps the sexual/mental grouth of a person (that's what i heard everyone say) if it's so good and popular and men need it... then why is it for people who are 18+ or in some places 21+????
i mean, ppl love it, they can't without it then why is it wrong for kids to watch it? what's the difference if a 8 year old watches porn or 18 year old? i know that kids will be obssesed with it and suff... but with proper supervision everything can be just fine...
just like some perants talk to their kids about masturbation, they should also intreduse them to porn and the "beuty" of it...
what's wrong for kids to watch it?

At 2/9/09 02:21 PM, JPG-9000 wrote: Damn It! Today my dad took down the blind in my room where my computer is and my neighbor can stare perfectly into my room. My room faces their backyard and their daughter goes outside all the time. So now, I can no longer watch porn to masturbate to without an 80% chance of being caught with my pants down PLUS I cannot masturbate with being fully naked (I don't know why). I could try thinking up fantasies, but i'm no good and it, and sex with a pillow is boring. What should I do?

well first, you're not supposed to watch porn and masturbate anyways. it's bad and wrong plus it's poisning your mind....
but if you have privacy problems you can tell your dad.... "hey dad i don't like it that everyone can see me in that yard..." and he'll think of something...

At 2/9/09 02:13 PM, chaw wrote: and not just any penis.
my penis.

it started about 6 months ago, when I discovered "phimosis" on wikipedia, through people linking various subjects.
I was shocked. I thought my penis was completely normal.
only it wasn't.
I went through about a month of moral dillemna of what to do. this involved sitting at home and stretching my foreskin, various other things, but nothing worked.
so I told my mum, and I got an appointment at the doctors.
I was greeted by a 7 foot tall german man who lied me down and played around with my dick. he kept on saying things like "don't worry, I do this every day", but it really didn't help, especially not with that thick german accent.
so, he looks at me square in the crotch, and says:
"you need an operation".
I was terrified, I honestly didn't know what to do. I was booked an appointment at the local hospital, and they took it from there. investigating, pulling, you know the drill.
it was decided I needed a circumsision. of course I was scared, and I still am.
the first set appointment was just after christmas. I was waiting avidly for the day, to get it all over with, but the DAY before the hospital rang up and cancelled it, due to "a lack of beds".
I was furious. I rang them up and demanded another appointment.
the 16th of feb.
monday.
so Newgrounds, wish me luck. I'm off to get part of my genatalia removed so I can have sex in the future. it'll be a painful process, and will leave me pantless and not able to walk for a week.

the story of my cock.

congratulations on your first step of becoming a jew :P....
oh well good luck on the surgery it'll be alright... the operation itsleft is not the painful but beware: the days afterwads will be painful, especially on the third day after... don't even step out of bed that day...
and don't worry, they're just cutting away a useless piece of skin... nothing will change...

At 2/8/09 07:06 PM, GATOONA wrote: I'm so sick of people thinking it's so cool to get laid. Just the other day, a group of kids were talking about how they slept with some girls at a party, and how awesome it was. I wish one of them started to get an itch down there, then I would be laughing.

Anyways, I choose to be a virgin. No, it's not because I can't get some and I choose to blame others for my problems. I just feel I should break out of this animal-like sexual desire, that 99.5% of humans have. Does this make me better than you? YES!, WHY? Because I have control over my thoughts and actions. I am more civilized than you animal hungry dogs, that masturbate. Perhaps I was born with this special gift to remove my sexual urges, but I'm glad. I'm probably more active than all of you combined! I choose to be a virgin, and so you must deal with it.

WOOT! high five! it's good to see a sane human being that has will and not animal insitincts!!! i tottaly agree with everything you say... well just don't be arrogant... it doesn't mean yoy're more succeful and active, maybe a bit more intelligent...
because i also remove my urges for sexual needs and stuff like you but i'm really fucking loser... so i don't think that this thing matters if you're better or not...

At 2/8/09 10:06 AM, doubleone wrote: If there is some kind of god out there that made everything, then how did such a being come into existence?
Was he just there since the beginning of time? Or was he created by a super god?
Think hard about it.

i know it makes no sence to the mortal humans' mind but god has no beggning and has no end.
he is infinity, he's everything.... he is the past future and prasent